Introduction:

My fan fiction series is actually a crossover of sorts between WWE wrestling and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mystery Science Theater was an awesome show that teased really bad old movies. These movies were so bad, they were good. The concept of the show was that an evil villain (first Dr. Forrester, then Pearl) sent her/his employee into space and decided to experiment on the man's mind by sending really bad movies. The man, Joe (later replaced by Mike) got through the movies by making fun of them. He wasn't alone as he'd created several robot pals to laugh with him and make the experience easier.

I came across the idea to combine the two after stumbling across a wrestling fan fiction website on yahoo. There, I found an author named Amanda Stevens. She wrote that Vince McMahon sent Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and Xpac (also known formerly as 1-2-3 Kid, and really named Sean Waltman) up to the Satellite of Degenerates. Vince's major plan was to get revenge by sending bad fan fics and spams to drive the four men crazy.

What I have done is to take the same characters (Vince, Bret, Shawn, Hunter, and Sean), but write fan fictions and spams of my own and then have the four wrestlers mist them.

The only original character in this group series is Marie (my alter ego). She is a wrestling fan hired by Vince to write or locate awful spams and fan fics for Vince to send to his victims. There's another catch too. Vince has cameras and listening devices located throughout the satellite that he, Shane, or Marie can use to spy on our heroes anytime they want.

To understand the time that the series takes place in, as well as the background, here is a little description: It is the present just after 2007's New Year's Resolution. Bret Hart lives in Italy with his wife Cinzia and does a few autograph signings. He's been performing in the family musical, Aladdin. Xpac lives quietly with his wife and two kids. Meanwhile, in the WWE, Shawn Michaels, along with Hunter, has been making Vince's life miserable throughout 2006. Neither man has played by Vince's rules for a long time. As a result, Vince has gone a little off the deep end and craves nothing but revenge.

To get revenge on DX, Vince hired the best technicians to create the Satellite of Degenerates. He then transported Shawn Michaels to it because he and Michaels have been at each others throats since December 2005. Hunter also has been a pain in the ass for Vince. Plus, Vince, in the series, doesn't like it that Hunter is married to Stephanie. In fact, as you will read, Vince gives his daughter an ultimatum: divorce Hunter and be separated legally or stay together and be separated physically. Hunter, at this time, is still recovering from the leg injury that occurred at New Year's Resolution.

That explains DX. What about Xpac and Bret? Well, when Xpac was working for Vince, back in 2002, Waltman pissed Vince off before being fired. This is my storyline anyway. Vince thought he'd be perfect for the satellite. As for Bret, while the screwjob is a predictable reason, the real reason that Bret is on the satellite is because Vince is upset that Bret didn't appear at Wrestlemania 22. Additionally, Bret is on the satellite because Vince is hoping he will go crazy enough to kill Shawn, or vice versa. Yes, Bret and Shawn still hate each other.

That's all of an introduction you will get. The rest will be explained in the fan fic.

The first fan fiction 'The Horror Begins" details how our heroes are first put on the satellite and detail their first encounter with Marie. They also get to mist (make jokes at) Marie.

I hope you enjoy it. Let me know what you think.