Why hallo thar. For those of you who don't know, I'm Halo, or Hali, depending on where you know me.

...Or Haley.

But that doesn't matter.

Anyways, THIS FIC IS WEIRD.

IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE! If Scar doesn't get to you first.

And also, I will constantly need suggestions. So review with ideas.

YES, I CAN PUT YOU IN AS A GUEST.

Oh, and so you know, Al is human in this.

Because I say so.

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"Al...Aaaalllll...AL!" Ed shouted, currently in the stall of a bathroom in a McDonalds. Some of the other people there turned to look at the stall.

"Yes, Brother?" Al said, sweetly, putting ketchup on his lips and making kissy faces in the mirror.

"There's no toilet paper in here..." Ed whispered.

"What do you want me to do about it, Brother?" Al said, now giving himself a ketchup-y mustache.

"Go get some for me?"

"But Brotherrrr...I'm busy..."

"...I'll buy you a tub of lard, and sixteen ketchup packets..."

"Well, in that case...Sure!" Al said, wiping his face off on the closest person's sleeve, walking into an empty stall, and throwing the roll of toilet paper to his brother.

"Whew, thanks Al!" Ed said. After a couple of seconds, flushing noises, and messing with the lock on the door, Ed came out.

"Brother! You're back! I MISSED YOU!" Al said, squeezing the short out of his brother...Just kidding.

"Okay, okay...I missed you too. Now lemme wash my hands!" Ed said, pushing his brother off, and going over to the sinks.

After washing his hands thoroughly with soap, Because hygine is important, kids. He turned on the dryer.

"...Hehee, Al, look at this. The directions look like it says, 'Push button, recieve bacon.'"

"THEN WHERE IS THE BACON?! AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE BEEEEF!?" Al said, now shaking the machine.

"The beef turned back into cows. Darn those creatures...Making MILK!" Ed sniffled.

"Then I have cows in my stomach?"

"Yes, everybody does...For that is...The meaning of life itself." Ed said, as Al started crying.

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Well...That's the first chapter.

Written in like...An hour.

Maybe less.

And I know its short.

Like somebody I know...Cough

Anyways, byeee for now! Runs off before Ed can kill me