Undercover Banter

Pairing: Chloe/Oliver

A/N: Response to the challenge thingy "Hugs Cuddles, and Kisses" at Oxoniensis's LJ. Prompt was Black Dress.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

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"Oliver…"

"Yes Watchtower?"

"Could you please move your hands a little higher?"

"Nope,"

"What? Why? Your hands aren't supposed to touch my ass you know."

"Sure they are, we're undercover as a happy and loving couple. Or have you forgotten?"

"No I haven't, but this ball is supposed be classy. And I would like to be treated with some class."

"Please, you like my hands on your lovely ass."

"Yeah… right."

"Hey, it's not my fault that you wore a gorgeous black dress!"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Has everything to do with it - makes me distracted first of all."

"Hah, what a charmer you are."

"Well, I have charmed my way in your arms."

"No you did not."

"Besides, why would you wear this dress just for an undercover story? I'm sure you were just trying to seduce me."

"I was not! I happen to really like this dress and I never have any reason to wear this."

"Right..."

"I don't! You never take me on dates – or dates I can dress up for."

"I thought you liked my kind of dates."

"I do, but sometimes I would like to eat out in some fancy restaurant. I do like romantic too you know."

"Well, fine… I promise to take you on more romantic dates, especially if you'll be wearing this dress."

"Hmmm... I knew I liked you for a reason."

"Liked? That's it?"

"Sure…"

"Come on, you don't love me?"

"Don't start pouting at me Oliver!"

"Never…"

"Oh please. What are you waiting for?"

"A kiss from my lovely wife."

"Well, I've been waiting for a kiss from my husband for the last hour."

"Well then…" Oliver Queen pulled Chloe in closer and captured her lips in a kiss.

THE END.