This is my first LWD fanfic so if you could be nice with the reviews that would be great.

I do not own Life With Derek on any of the characters.

Enjoy!

"DEREK!" How many times have you heard that name? How about I'll give you a metaphor for it? If I had 5 cents for every time I screamed at him for some thing I'd be a millionaire. This time was no different. He had come in my room and put papers all over the floor last night so when I woke up I slid and fell on them. But did Derek care? Of course not! He was always doing something or other to piss me off. Why couldn't he be mature? I hope he's never a father. He'll probably smother the kid on accident.

"What did he do this time honey?" George asked. I could hear his footsteps plodding up the steps. "Your son almost broke my neck!" I screamed still laying on the floor. "It's not my fault Klutzilla." Derek said smirking as he walked past my room to the bathroom. "Derek watch your mouth." George said walking into my room to help me up.

That's all George could ever say. Be nice to your stepsister Derek, watch your mouth Derek, Clean up your mess Derek and of course Derek never listened. And frankly I don't think that George cares that Derek doesn't listen. As long as my mom thinks George is punishing Derek for things the marriage is alright.

George held out his hand and I took it. I thanked him and walked over to the bathroom hoping Derek wasn't still in there. But of course he was. Looking at himself in the mirror. Conceded. "I hope your leaving tonight. I don't want to see you when I'm trying to watch the Saturday night movie on the movie channel." I said as I held the handle of the door while I stood there. "Nope. I'm free tonight." He said running his hand across his face. "Derek Venturi not have a date on a Saturday night?! What happened. Date every girl in Canada already?" "No." He said coldly looking at me. "I just want to take a break from dating for a while." I snorted. "I doubt that Derek." "No really Case. I'm not doing anything tonight." He said as calmly as I've ever seen him.

I stood in the doorway for a minute thinking about what he said. "Derek..isn't doing anything tonight..so that means he's staying home..oh god. No no no no no. I have to deal with Derek on a Saturday night!"

I sighed again before leaving the bathroom to get a towel and clothes. I was going to take a nice bubble bath with Marti's bubble bath soap since she wasn't here. No one would be home until tomorrow night. George was getting ready to leave on a business trip, Edwin was going camping with a friend, Lizzie was spending the night at a friend's house, and mom and Marti are going to visit my grandma for the weekend.

I loaded the bathtub up with water and soap before going to the top of the stairs and yelling "I'm going to take a nice bath. Don't bother me Derek. I'm serious." He mumbled something from the couch and I took that as an okay. Even though I shouldn't have.

I had been in the bathtub for not even 10 minutes when the bathroom door burst open. "DEREK I SAID DON'T BOTHER ME!" "Chill out. I just have to pee." He said walking over to the toilet. "DEREK CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE BATHTUB?! WE HAVE TWO BATHROOMS YOU KNOW!" I screamed trying to cover up my body with the bubbles. "Well this is my bathroom too. So you can either watch or close the curtain." I huffed and with a disgusted look on my face I closed the curtain.

I don't know if I should continue this. Tell me whatcha think. Thanks.