Disclaimer: I don't own the show that inspired this disgusting one-shot!!!

WARNING: 32 on 19 year old action!!!

We Needed This

A/N: I didn't write this to be sick...I wrote it because no one else had and that makes me a pioneer of some sorts. Hope you don't hate it.

Kisame led his young wife up the quiet hill where they both laid down the checkered picnic blanket and unpacked their snacks. Once everything was set, they sat down and munched eagerly at the delicious meal Temari had made. Her husband took this time to steal a glance at her. She looked beautiful with the light from the setting sun bathing her skin in gold. Her slender hands were popping pieces of a pretzel into her small mouth. His gaze traveled lower to her mid-section; she was now heavily pregnant.

He had remembered meeting her after the Akatsuki broke up. He was fleeing from the law going nowhere in particular. She was on another routine trip from Konoha to Suna. She was unafraid and paid no heed to his empty threats. He had a fresh gash on his arm from a recent battle. Blood seeped through the tattered cloth of his black cloak. She put a hand to her hip and shook her head in disappointment. Temari took the S-class criminal home to treat his wounds (after discarding the tell-tale cloak and dressing him up in a white robe and straw hat, as to not cause an uproar) One thing led to another, they were married.

Kisame recalled when she had first confronted him about the baby.

"Kisame, you got me knocked up" what could he say, she was a forward gal.

He came back from his thoughts when Temari snapped her fingers in his face. "Helloooooo, baby, you there?"

"Oh...yeah. Sorry."

"Ah!" she grunted softly, then smiled "The baby's kicking" Kisame chuckled at the adorable sight before him: Temari's eyes were full of exitement and she was clutching her belly happily.

"So have you you decided on a name?"

The blonde smirked "If its a boy, Kisame Jr. and if its a girl Temari Jr. That'll save us some effort, won't it?"

"Your too much" he leaned in and kissed her forehead.

FIN

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