Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean:
What you really thought when you were introduced to these characters.

Disclaimer: I own no one.


Chapter 1: Kalas


"Wow... why does his voice sound like he's talking through a paper towel tube?"

"Dude... his hair's blue!"

"Isn't his grandfather named after that guy from The Sound of Music?"

"Haha... nice run. Reminds me of the Easter Bunny!"

"I like the winglet. Did you get that at Wal-Mart?"

"Is he that robot chick from Xenosaga's bro?"


After the party...


Yes, this chapter is short, and yes, it isn't that good, but there isn't a whole lot to make fun of Kalas with. Next chapter: Xelha!