Worth It

The villain had Michael Knight at his mercy. His merciless and probably foreign Henchman stood around and leered at no one in particular. Around them was another of L.A's many abandoned Warehouses.

" Theres one thing I need to know, Mister Knight " smarmed the Villain.

" Oh Yeah " said Michael Knight " I won't talk! "

" Just as long as you don't sing." Advised the Villain " Popular in Europe just doesn't cut it round here "

" Ask your question , you …you…lowlife "

" Who does your hair ? I can't get my perm anything like that! " sobbed the Villain

" Most of us are either Bald or have limp , lifeless greasy hair " chimed in the Henchman.

The Warehouse Doors splintered as a Tahoe SUV pulled up in a cloud of Tire Smoke. Was it SWAT? The Door opened….

" Hi. I'm George Eads and I'm here to tell you about L'Oreal Shampoo "