A/N: If your wondering why the title is SUEvivor: Season two, it's because I wrote a SUEvivor for Harry Potter. Don't worry. You will still understand this fic even if you haven't read season one. Anyway, please review! J
CHAPTER ONE: MEET THE MARY SUES.
Ten Pirates of the Caribbean Mary Sues…..Nine challenges…Only one will be the Ultimate SUEvivor!
Mary Sue #1: Catalina, the NewPirate!Sue. //picture goes to a bleach blond Sue with 'eyes the color of the sea,' dressed up like Chloe the pirate Brat //
Mary Sue description: The most fierce pirate in the seven seas, she's also the most beautiful. She's a feisty, kick ass pirate queen. Jack is in love with her. Her parents were murdered at a young age.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 58 (over 50 is insanely high. Means she's a huge Sue).
Mary Sue #2: Roslyn, the BoardTavernKeeperLookingForAdventure!Sue. //picture goes to a scowling Sue with 'copper curls' and 'sharp eyes'/
Mary Sue description: A lonely girl who watched her parents die, she is tough as nails and can throw three men out of a bar at once. Jack is also in love with her. She is also very nice when she wants to be. She wears a dress that shows off too much skin and is way too tight.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 4o (still incredibly high).
Mary Sue #3: Jade, the Author!Sue //picture goes to a 'golden blond' girl with 'deep brown eyes' wearing an outfit like one of the pirate Bratz//
Mary Sue description: Yes, she's the typical author insert. Since the author took a quiz and it told her she would be a pirate Sue, that's what type of Sue she is. She likes her parents, so the did not tragically die. She can still kick ass cause ya know, I'm a Sue. I love Jack, I guess.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 54 (though I don't know how).
Mary Sue # 4: Liza, the I-Fell-In-To-Pirates-Of-The-Caribbean!Sue. //picture goes to a girl with 'auburn locks' and 'storm grey' eyes, dressed like a slut//
Mary Sue Description: She was obsessed with POTC. She watched the movie three times a day and listened to the soundtrack non-stop. Then one day, a portal opened up in her DVD player and she fell through! Now she acts like a now day person, but no one cares cause she's pretty. Will is in love with her.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 64!!!
Mary Sue #5: Mary, Will'sLongLostSister!Sue. //picture goes to a women who looks like Will, only as a gorgeous women//
Mary Sue Description: She was tragically taken away at birth, and never met her brother. She lived in poverty and angst her whole life, but now she lives with her dear brother and Jack is in love with her.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 57.
Mary Sue #6: Zsarojiu, the ExoticSlaveGirl!Sue. //picture goes to a sad, timid looking women, with 'raven locks' and 'sea green' eyes//
Mary Sue Description: She was brought here as a slave and was bought by Will. Now she is full of angst because she was raped, abused, her parents died, adopted by horrible people, and she has never known love. She cries every chapter. She is in love with Will. The author named her Zsarojiu even though it's not a word because it sounds like it's from another country.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 58.
Mary Sue # 7: Jessa, the StowAway!Sue. //picture goes to a tough looking, but beautiful Sue wearing guys pirates clothes//
Mary Sue Description: She's running away from her abusive parents and she chooses to stowaway on the Black Pearl. She is nice and sweet, but beats Jack at sword fighting and is kind of a bitch. Jack is in love with her.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 54.
Mary Sue # 8: Kristina, the Lady!Sue //picture goes to a stern looking Sue, who kind of looks like Elizabeth//
Mary Sue Description: Some call her the Elizabeth!Sue, because she is pretty much her clone. 'Nough said. Will is in love with her.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 32.
Mary Sue # 9: Jackie, the Jack!Sue. //picture goes to a Sue that looks just like Jack, only as a girl//
Mary Sue Description: She can be 'her own character,' or Jack's sister. Either way, she's exactly like Jack. If she's not his sister, she's in love with him.
Her score on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: 62.
Mary Sue # 10: Ally, the Criminal!Sue. //picture goes to a Sue with 'wavy, flowing brown hair,' and a 'mischievous smile.'//
Mary Sue Description: Her parents were tragically killed when she was little, so she raised herself on the streets, living off what she could steal! Jack is in love with her, of course. He's amazed by her ability to steal anything she wants and never get caught.
So there's all the Mary Sues. Next chapter will be their first challenge!
A/N: In case somebody hasn't seen a pirate Brat doll, they wear stuff like striped stockings, thigh high boots, mini skirts, tiny little shirts, too much make up, huge hoop earrings, and bandanas. That's why I say Jade!Sue and NewPirate!Sue are dressed like that.