Ok, my HidaDei took me over for a while and here's the result,
This is going to be a one shot and if anyone what me to do a Chapter story with HidaDei then you can just ask !!
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"Damn this fucking cloak!" Hidan shouted as he entered the Akatsuki HQ with
his ripped cloak.
"What have you done, hmm?" Deidara asked and Hidan sighed
"This fucking cloak isn't made for my rituals!" Hidan said and gave a glare at the cloak that he had throwed of himself on the floor.
Deidara watched Hidan's bare chest and his necklace that were hanging around his neck
"Whats with you??" Hidan asked as he marked Deidara staring
"...Nothing,hmm." Deidara replied holding back his nosebleed.
Hidan walked over to the table and slammed his hands into the table,
his bare chest well visable for Deidara ( not really meant that way then :P)
"Can you please go somewhere else...hmm?" Deidara asked still holding in his nosebleed.
"Do you have a problem with me standing here???" Hidan asked and Deidara shook his head and Hidan tilted his head.
"Then what's your problem???" Hidan asked as he got glomped
"Deidara what the hell-" Hidan didn't manage to say anything more before Deidara kissed him roughly.
"Deidara,what are you doing??" Hidan asked as Deidara kissed Hidan's neck,
Deidara collapsed down on knees and unbuttoned Hidan's pants
"What the hell!" Hidan shouted but didn't do anything
"You turned me on, that was my problem,hmm" Deidara replied and Hidan's eyes widened.
Deidara dragged down Hidan's pants and Hidan was just in boxers,
Deidara just continued and dragged down Hidan's boxers leaving his erection free.
"Deidara." Hidan said while his cheeks heated,
"What?hmm?" Deidara asked as he took Hidan's member into his mouth.
Hidan gasped as Deidara sucked slowly and Hidan shut his eyes thight and moaned
"D-de-deidara." He moaned and Deidara began to suck harder.
Hidan released into Deidara's mouth and moaned loudly,
Hidan stopped Deidara and began to undress Deidara,
When Deidara was undressed Hidan smirked and Deidara blushed.
Hidan turned Deidara around so Deidara was lying on his stomach,
Hidan kissed Deidaras neck from behind and began to enter Deidara.
Deidara gasped and shut his eyes tight
"HIDAN!" Deidara shouted in pain as Hidan pushed his whole lenght in.
Hidan moved slowly in and out and Deidara holded his eyes closed and
groaned, Hidan kissed Deidara's back trying to make the pain easier.
After a couple of minutes Hidan began to pump Deidara's member,
Deidara moaned and Hidan smirked as he felt himself reaching his climax.
As well did Deidara, Hidan shot his seed into Deidara who moaned loudly.
Deidara realesed his seed onto the floor,
Hidan smirked as he pulled himself out of Deidara.
"That did hurt!Hmmph!" Deidara whined and Hidan kissed him
"Calm down..." He said with a sweatdrop on his head while Deidara began to cry (anime style, not emotions...)
Hidan hugged Deidara comforting and Deidara whined into Hidan's chest,
"You're really crazy..." Hidan whispered with a chuckle
"Not as crazy as you!Hmmph!" Deidara replied as their mouths crushed togheter.
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Ok, I suck at lemons but i love Yaoi lemons.
Anyway hope ya liked it!
And yes Hidan's chest could make me do anything ! xD