Heart Broken Teacher's Club

A/N: Here's something I thought of as a joke, but after typing this I began to like this as more than that, and I hope you do too!

Disclaimer: I own nothing! (Lawyers-Sorry, someone else owns nothing.) I meant everything in here belongs to Naruto!!!(Lawyer-Sorry, but there was a loophole in that dislcaimer.)

Balthazar(Shoots lawer) I thought I told you 'No. More. Lawyers!'

Summary: Gai has a crush on Lee. Iruka has a crush on Konohamaru. And Kakashi has a crush on Naruto. When they find out that they have something in common, they form a club in order to help and support each other. But they have competition. Do they get their student's? Let's find out.

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Gai sat on the ground watching his students train. But as always, his eyes strayed soley on Lee and his tight green spandex that showed off every muscle and contour of the teen's body. ' Get your mind out of the gutter!' He shouted to himself. ' That place is only for your eturnal rival, Kakashi!' Unfortunetly he still looked.

After a few more minutes he called traing to an end and walked to the closest bar.

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" Iruka-sensei!" Konohamaru shouted. " How is this?" He put his two hands together and silently preformed the jutsu. " Yes." Iruka said, his face growing red as he saw the perfect clone replica of his favorite student. ' Quit blushing, stupid.' he calmly said to himself. ' Think about cats.' This was successful until the white cat's head grew that hat and hairdoo that made it look like Konohamaru. ' Damn!' He shouted at himself. " Class dismissed!" Iruka shouted. " But practice your silent jutsu techniques!" The student's ran out of the gym.

After they left, he left for the nearest bar.

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Kakashi looked over his book to watch his student. ' Why am I being cautiouse?' He asked himself. ' I read this in front of little kids for kami's sake! Why is this diffrent?'

And then it happened. Sasuke ripped Naruto's shirt off with a stray shuriken. Now Kakashi couldn't help but stare. " Sasuke teme!" Naruto shouted. " Now I can't get ramen!" Naruto lunged at Sasuke, kicking and punching the Uchiha every chance he got. " That's enough training for today!" Kakashi shouted. He was acting like that Hyuuga girl! His face, though not vissible, was red!

" But Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto shouted. " What am I going to do about lunch?" " I'll let you borrow one of mine." Kakashi said. " Just wait one second." He poofed to his apartment, and found a grey shirt that the thought would fit Naruto, and then poofed back to their training grounds. " Here." Kakashi said.

" Thanks!" Naruto shouted. Unfortunetly, the shirt was alittle small, because when Naruto stretched, his stomach was showing. " Well, goodbye Naruto." Kakashi said as he noticed that only Sasuke was still there. " And you too, Sasuke." He added. Sasuke nodded.

He poofed to the nearest bar.

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I know this was a bit short. But next time it might be longer. Please review! And I hope you guys liked this, because no matter what. I'm finishing this, baby! And Burandii, I hope you like this, too!