xxGENDER CONFUSED?!xx(oh no…)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in Gakuen Alice.
Supposed to be a one-shot, but I could make it three or more chaps, as long as it won't reach up to 10 chaps.
Hope you like it.
What If the Ruka Nogi we all know, the animal lover, the owner of Usagi, the love of Giant Piyo, the bestfriend of our beloved fire-wielder Natsume, the Ruka-pyon to Mikan and the source of income for blackmailing Hotaru is…?
CHAPPIE 1. FOR the sake of MONEY
Eating alone was much, much better than eating with the noisy baka, of course when you only get the chance to eat alone when she's looking for you, who wouldn't?
Concentrating on her food, it took a long time before she noticed the giggling of the girls directly of the table behind her.
Listening to their giggles with a half-ear, she thought of the things she needed to do back in her lab, especially with the upgrading of the baka gun. It doesn't seem to be working on Mikan nowadays, and the food lacks salt—she absent-mindedly grabbed the salt and sprinkled some into her food—the camera needs new zoom-in lenses—she stopped with her spoon halfway to her mouth.
Did they mention something about pictures and money?
Her ear grew big---anime-style. She even leaned a little to better hear what they were talking about.
(This is the conversation she heard)
"Well, I like Ruka more, I've bought this picture from Imai, and he was so…" the girl rolled her eyes and sighed dreamily, the other girls did too.
"We know, we know." The other girls agreed with her.
They were in high school now, and the number of fan girls had increased to include some of those in elementary.
"Right. But you can't deny that Natsume my love is very appealing when he's with that elementary kid."
"You mean Yoichi? Yeah, they look so cute together. Like father and son."
The girl giggled which the other girls caught, and they all giggled again. Then the girl who spoke about liking Ruka more, spoke again, this time in a very confidential tone.
"I would like nothing better than a….", she paused to smile naughtily
"A what?" the other girls inquired, their curiosity peaked.
"… a picture of Ruka, in only---
The girl cupped her hands and whispered the rest of what she was going to say.
"U-HUH, but it should be that he just came from taking his bath, smelling of soap and shampoo, and..." the girl who spoke this drifted to daydream of things she spoke of.
"It would be worth a thousand rabbits! I'd like to own it!" she said fervently.
(End of eavesdropping)
Her ear was red. And she could not believe it. She lowered her spoon and decided then and there that she would get what the girl wants. As she continued to sit, her mind churned of things she could possibly buy and do with a thousand rabbits, no, if the girl wants that picture so much, then she would sell it for two thousand rabbits. But then again, maybe not, she will sell it to the highest bidder, that way she could have more than a thousand rabbits.
(An image of herself standing behind a podium and having an auction, she is shouting, ' a thousand and one', ten thousand and a hundred rabbits)
To those who could see her, their thoughts were…
-"What is in Hotaru's head? Why does she look like she's been hypnotized, or comatose?"
- "I better keep away. It looks contagious."
- "Why are mental in here? Isn't this a school?" –from a kindergarten kid
-"I could use her for practicing my puppet alice if she keeps this up."-from an elementary kid.
A few hours later, Hotaru in her lab can hear someone knocking. She takes off her eye-protectors and saunters groggily to open the door. who could that be when everyone knew that she hated to be disturbed when in her lab?
The door swung open.
Oh. I must be too sleepy that I don't use my head. Who else would? She took out her newly, improved baka gun. She was now sure that it would work better on Mikan.
A few seconds later,
BAKABAKABAKA
And then a shout of,
"But, Hotaru!!!! I was only looking for you!!! I haven't eaten yet!! You're so mean!!!"
was heard all over the campus.
Hotaru blew the imaginary smoke that came out of her baka gun. She better keep in mind to improve her baka gun always.
Hotaru locked her lab and went to her three-star bedroom to sleep. All the things she needed was already in her invention no. 091, a carry-all cute panda bag, aside from being cute, it could carry loads much heavier than the owner's weight and still be light. She was such a genius.
She dropped unto the bed and fell asleep abruptly, forgetting to take off her middle school uniform.
EVENING.
Hotaru woke up with a start. It was evening and it was almost dinnertime. She got ready in less than a minute and went down the hall towards the dining area. She had sat herself on her usual seat when Mikan came in and went to her. The baka was holding something and hiding it behind her back. She narrowed her eyes. What does the baka want with me now?
"Hello, Hotaru. I'm really sorry that I disturbed you this afternoon, but did you have to hit me so hard?" Mikan pouted. And she felt a pang of her conscience. Mikan is a good friend. But she let nothing show in her face. She was still improving her baka gun regularly.
Then Mikan smiled, and she smiled, a little, and Mikan's smile became brighter, and she handed her something. She looked down at it. It was a box of howalon, with the last remaining piece in it. They were from Central Town. She forgot it was Saturday today.
Mikan spoke.
"You didn't come with us to Central Town, that was why I was looking for you, and then when I found you, you hit me so hard I almost never made it. You know how I love going there. So you can at least take this Hotaru."
She did take it and mumbled her thanks.
What was I going to do with my baka gun again? Oh, I forgot. Hope I'm not going to remember it, though.
She thought as they all began to eat, and the plans for the evening kept replaying in her head.
Rabbits, and lots of it.
Around the table, people were giving her weird looks.
real story starts in chapter 2!!! this is just a sneeeeaaaaakkkk ppprrrrreeeeviiiiiiieeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
a little of mikan and natsume, more of hotaru and ruka...this is just an idea that popped into my head when i was watching kkm, not so long ago, i hope animax will be airing kkm and kkm2 soon...
do you get what i mean by gender confused?
i don't have a trade-in here where you've got to give me a no. of reviews in exchange for uploading a chappie (hope i could!! next time..hehehe) but i really like the feeling -honest!i'm so honest!-when i receive reviews!!!!!!
TSUVA!!! -pinky- CHARRING!!!
Ruka is the one who's...