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Prologue – Harmonizing with the dead last.

The glorious village of Konohagakure. It was said to be the most dominant of all hidden villages.

For one thing, it is the most influential village where most of the worlds' greatest ninjas were born. Take for example the great Yondaime, the legendary yellow flash, the hero of all citizens residing in fire country. He was the one who 'defeated' the all so powerful Kyuubi no Kitsune and invented several personal techniques back at his time. Some of these techniques were called Rasengan and the infamous Hiraishin no jutsu. The guy created heaps of ass-kicking techniques but we'll leave that to another story.

So, by now, you must be thinking that inhabitants of Konoha are reasonable and understanding citizens, right? right!? I mean, having such dependable leader must've made them thoughtful and considerate, even if the worst circumstances transpired ne!?

Oh who am I kidding…

Anyway! Like I said, most sensible ninjas are born in this village. Each child that lives within this village usually undergoes a rigorous training at young age to become a highly proficient shinobi that will soon become the top assassins and mercenaries of Konoha. Each of them were trained to be calm and silen—

"SHANNNNDAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Ehhh, they fight fair and reasona—

"O'YE!! THAT'S CHEATING!! YOU SHOULDN'T USE RASENGAN IN A SPARRING IDIOT!!"

Ehem! They respect the weakness of others and had a good sense of chivalr—

"Pfft! You're just weak Ino! You can't even put up a fight against my kage bunshins!"

ARGH!! I give up! To hell with their good traits! Admit it my fellow readers, most shinobi in Konoha are eccentric! They're loud, lazy, gluttonous, self centered, peeping toms, obsessed with perverted novels and some even had a chronic case of brooding syndrome! Hell, even their leader is a proficient drunkard and a bad gambler I might add.

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Half of the shinobi population in Konoha sneezed simultaneously.

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But hey! even if they're loud, lazy, gluttonous, self centered, peeping toms, obsessed with perverted novels and had a chronic case of brooding syndrome etc… we still like them right? right!?

And so, this is where it leads us on the situation earlier…

Team ten and what's left of team seven are currently having an early sparring session against each other. Sakura and Chouji are watching the fight between the most loudest blond shinobi in town (He won that title, hands down) against the most talkative blond kunoichi in the rookie nine. Unfortunately, Shikamaru is currently away on some 'business ordeals' together with the invigorating sand nin, Temari so he can't join the sparring.

"O'YE!! THAT'S CHEATING!! YOU SHOULDN'T USE RASENGAN IN A SPARRING IDIOT!!" Shouted by a fuming kunoichi after she managed to barely dodged the swirling mass of chakra.

"Pfft! You're just weak Ino! You can't even put up a fight against my kage bunshins!" Retorted by Naruto, folding his arms.

Something snapped somewhere in Ino's forehead. It made no sound but, oh my, that definitely doesn't sound good…

"And your punch is just pathetic!" Naruto added, walking towards the blond girl. Ino who was on the verge of strangling him to death, clutched her fist tightly.

"THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!" The blond kuniochi snapped, forming a complex hand seals in matter of seconds. "SHINTENSHIN NO JUTSU!!"

A flash of light soared towards the surprised orange-clad genin. He can easily avoid the attack but due to their extreme proximity, he cannot evade direct contact which causes the both of them to fell unconsciously onto the ground.

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Naruto had woken up in a white room. He tried to open his eyes but the brightness of the area abruptly blinded him.

"Ugh." Naruto tried to open an eye once again. "So damn bright, w-where the hell am I anyway?" He cursed before using his hand to cover his soggy eyes. He swung his legs around and tried to stand up. He looked around to familiarize himself to the surroundings. It was a white room that had a lot of white things around. 'I'm probably at the hospital…' Naruto concluded. He was about to sat on his bed when a familiar body that is sleeping on the other side of the room caught his attention. 'W-What?' Slowly walking towards the other patient, his eyes widened on what he'd perceived.

"W-W-WH-WH-WHAT THE GOD FORSAKING HELL!?!?!?!?!?" Naruto frantically swore, recoiling backwards and falling butt first into the floor.

"I'M FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!" He yelled while bursting into a hysterical tantrum.

The apprehensive genin stared on the sleeping body once again to check if it's real and not a hallucination. 'T-This is a dream!' He anxiously rubbed his eyes, hoping that it would disappear but to his complete demise, it neither vanished nor disappeared…

The sleeping body was the exact replica of his body.

"N-No way…." Said by a troubled blonde. He comically cried like a river as he mourned on his seemingly 'dead' body. "WUHAAAAAAA!!! I'm dead! Now I can't, (Sniff) date Sakura anymore…I didn't even, (Sniff) got the chance to eat my, (Sniff) favorite super ultra mega deluxe pork, (Sniff) ramen before I died!! GODDAMMIT! Life is so unfair!!" He continued to sob while the 'Hokages' funeral' theme song played along the background.

His hysterical outburst was halted when something suddenly covered his right vision. "A hair?" He tried to touch the silky locks. "W-Wait, did I really grow my hair this long?" Naruto suffered a sudden twinge of pain in his scalp when he pulled the hair. 'Damn! It hurts!'

"W-Wait, h-how come—" Naruto skeptically muttered. He stroked his skin. 'It's smooth…' He worryingly thought while a cold sweat surged from his neck.

'Oh this is bad, my skin is uneven and rough due to my extensive training…'

The fretful genin tried to feel another part of his body…in the lower part to be precise.

'Oh shit!! Oh shit!! Oh shit!! This is definitely not my ass…'

He worryingly stated after he fondled the soft cheeks of his rear. He then aimed for the kill as he moved his hands planning to touch his chest.

A stream of blood suddenly gushed out of his nose.

"M-My god…" Naruto dumbfoundedly muttered while touching the lumps on his chest. He then stared at a nearby mirror. His confused expression suddenly turned into disgust. "WH-WHAT THE HELL!! I'M IN INO'S BODY!?!?"

After a moment of bewilderment, the blonde huskily gulped as he looked down to his chest. "In fairness, she had a nice cleavage…"

However, because of his earsplitting outburst, the sleeping patient in the other side of the room groggily opened her eyes and gradually stared at the standing guy (in a girl's body) beside her. Naruto caught her staring at him so he looked down to the lying person.

'Damn…' He thought to himself while their gaze interlocked.

Ino was about to make a comment when something VERY VERY disturbing caught her attention. She looked down then blinked when she noticed that Naruto was still squishing the cleavage of his temporary body.

Squish…

Blink…

Squish Squish…

Blink Blink…

Squish Squish Squish…

Blink Blink B—

A vein snapped.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BODY DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ino deafeningly shouted as she threw a thunderous sucker punch towards the guy who's unintentionally molesting her body. Naruto rapidly soared across the other side of the room and smacked the wall with an unimaginable force.

"OKAY BUSTER!! YOU ONLY HAVE THREE SECONDS TO WRITE YOUR DEATH WISH BEFORE I SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO KINGDOM COME!!" Ino threatened with eyes that can make Lucifer pee in his pants. She angrily stomped towards Naruto and grabbed him by his neck. "Drop the henge first before I kill you!!"

"W-Wait, I don't know what you're saying but you're the one who's using my body!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean, I do—" Ino then halted when she noticed the tone of her voice. "W-What happen to my beautiful angelic voice!? This voice sounds like a cheap pathetic rip-off from Looney tunes!"

"My voice didn't sound that bad you know…" Said by a sobbing genin along the corner of the room with dim-lights effects above his head. "Judging by your twisted attitude, you're probably Ino aren't you?"

She blankly stared at the boy. "Well Duh! Can't you see my gorgeous frontage?" Ino purred in a seductive voice while posing in a seducing posture that can make all the male species drop-dead...if she was on a female body.

But when she's in Naruto's body,

Its just plain wrong…

"Try holding your chest." Naruto dryly suggested.

"Are you some kind of a depraved masochist?"

"DAMMIT!! JUST DO IT!"

"Okay okay, sheesh! You don't have to sh—" Ino stiffened. Flat chest… "N-No way…"

"So, now you see that—"

"AHHHHH! I'M UGLY!! I BECOME LIKE THAT FLAT CHESTED FOREHEAD FREAK SAKURA!!"

Naruto dropped instantly into the ground…anime style!

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Tsunade agreed to teach Sakura the most ultimate medical jutsu but under one condition. The pink haired chuunin must remain still for about 24 hours straight. She remained motionless for about 23 hours 59 minutes and 56 seconds in counting.

'Y-Yes, I will finally learn the ultimate medical jutsu in less than…5…4...3...2—'

She suddenly sneezed.

"You fail."

"Ehhhhh!?!?!?"

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"H-H-H-How!?" Ino's jaw dropped. "How did this happen?" She was looking at the mirror with Naruto's features reflecting through the mirror.

Naruto sighed. "I-I don't know either…"

They remained silent for quite awhile. Neither was speaking nor stirring up a conversation. It was so surreal, as both of them stare at their own respective original bodies.

"Great… now I'm stuck in the body of the dead-last…" Ino muttered with a grunt. "Can life get any worse?"

"Apparently it did…"

"Huh?"

Naruto rubbed the back of his head with a sheepish grin pasted on his face. "U-Um, Ino, I think I need to pee…"

--Prologue: Terminated--

A/N: So, what do you think? If you have any ideas, suggestions of questions don't hesitate to ask. For any readers of my

Forgotten Origin fic, don't worry, I didn't given up on that, I just need to get this idea out of my system to cure my writers block on that story…