KNOW YOUR STARS CC STARS
A/n: Ellowz!!! It's me, p3paula... I've got a new project before summer ends... Let's imply the VOICE to our all time fave Chrno crusade cast... Well, um, read on!!!!
VICTIM ONE - AION THE SINNER
(I've never thought I'll do Aion's first but oh well...)
Aion is pacing at the stage thinking. MAGDALENE ORDER... Magdalene Order... Finally he stops, finally getting tired. He sees a nice chair suddenly appearing out of nowhere at the middle of the stage. After a few moments, he finally gives up and sits.
Voice: KNOW YOUR STARS, KNOW YOUR STARS KNOW YOUR STARS
Aion: What! Who! Who's there! Show yourself!
Aion motioned to stand up but before he can, cords emitting green light tied him to the chair. Hey, wait, it was electric cords. And so, Aion got electrocuted.
Aion: Aaaaaaaah!!! O.o.O.o.O.o..o.O.o.O.o.O.o.o.O.o.
Voice: HA! That's what you get!!! Now you just become a good boy so that we may finish this...
Aion: Okay okay. Whatever.
Voice: Now then... Aion, he is a sinner.
Aion; Ha! Is that all you got???
Because of this comment, he ended up electrocuted.
Aion: Ouch! O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.
Voice: Now who's laughing now... Anyway, Aion, he is the seducer of a thousand men!!!
Aion: WHAT!!!! I DID NOT!!! Where'd you get that crap!!!
Voice: Ask it from the authoress. Anyway, Aion, he is a gay!!!
Aion: What! I am not! That is so not true!!!
Voice: Yes you are!!!! You are a gay!!!! ADMIT IT!!!
Aion: I am not a gay!!!!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice:Aion is!
Aion: I am not!
Voice: AION IS!
Aion: I AM NOT!!!
Voice: That's it!!!! Electrocute him!!!
Aion: (screaming as the cords released massive amounts of electricity)Aaaaaaaaaah!!! O.o.O.o.O.o.
Voice: And stop!
Aion: The heck! I've gotten enough of this!!! I'm leaving!! (turned to demon form and broke the cords)
Voice: No... You can't!!! Holy water!!
Holy water flooded the place and began burning Aion, who had screamed on top of his lungs!
Aion: Aaaaaaah!!! Make it stop!!! I'll stay!!!
Yup, the holy water receded and Aion was tied again to the chair.
Voice: Very good. Now then, Aion, he seduced Chrno!!!
Aion: CRAP! SHIT! Where in seven hells did you get that!!!
Rosette(backstage): WHAT! Aion seduced Chrno!!!
Aion: Hey! I didn't seduce Chrno!
Rosette: Yeah but you seduced a thousand men!!!
Aion: Shut up Christopher!!!
Joshua(backstage): Hey! There are two Christopher here!!!
Aion: I meant your sister!!1
Rosette: Whatever - !!! Hey Chrno! COME HERE!!!
Chrno: Rosette???
Rosette and Joshua: Is it true that Aion seduced you???
Chrno: WHAT!!!! WHERE!! AND I MEAN WHERE THE HELL DIDJA DET THAT!!!
Because of this comment, Aion flushed and the two Christopher screamed laughters.
Voice: Yeah yeah Whatever!!! Let's continue... Aion, his hair is a wig!!!
Aion: The hell!!! I grow my own hair! DAMNIT!!!!
Voice: There is a proof...
Aion: And that is...
Voice: You cut Chrno's hair and dyed it white!!!
Aion: The nerve to accuse me!!! I did not!!!(electrocution) Ouch!!!
Chrno: Nice!!! Aion cut my hair!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one...
Satella: (begins flirting) Is it true then Chrno???
Azmaria: hey Chrno, Joshua, Satella and Rosette!!! WAZZZUP!!!!
But she was met by a short wrestling match between Rosette and Satella!!!
Voice: (Shouting to keep himself heard) AION! HE FLIRTED WITH PANDEMONIUM!!!!
Aion: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Who would want to do such!
Voice: Oops, Forgot that you are gay!!!! ANYWAY AION LIKES SATELLA HARVENHEIT!!!!!!!!!
Satella:(breaking away from her fight with Rosette) OH SHIT!!! GET ME AWAY FROM THAT F B$!&!!!!!
Aion: What's that supposed to mean???
Voice; Aion, he is the Chrno Crusade mascot!!!
Aion: What!!! I am not a mascot! NoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo!!! That's not true!!!
Voice: ELECTRICUTE HIM WITH THE HIGHET VOLTAGE!!!
Aion screamed and flailed hopelessly as the electricity flowed through him.
Voice: I hoped you learned your lesson... Aion, he killed Sister Rosette Christopher!!!
Rosette: What!!! Then why am I still alive???
Voice: Wrong term sorry... He tried to kill Sister Rosette Christopher...
Aion: Now that is true...Voice; So Chrno is allowed, or more really permitted to kill you...
Chrno: YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Aion: Hey!!! That wasn't included...
Voice: Was just kidding!!! Sorry Chrno!!!! Anyway, Aion, He likes the color pink!!!
Aion: HEY!!! I DO NOT!!!
Voice: Oh really!!! What's this picture of yah in pink... From the internet...
Aion: SHUT UP!!! (electrocuted!!!!) AAAAAAAAAH!!!! Ouch! Ouch!!!! O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o
Voice; That's what you get!!!! Anyway, Aion, he has pictures in the FHM
(FHM – For him Magazine...)
Aion: SHIT! SHIT! THAT"S A LIE!!!
Rosette: (evil smile) Oh really!!! Then explain why in this month's ish!!!!
Kate: SISTER ROSETTE CHRISTOPHER!!!! You are a nun...
Rosette: (sweatdropping) No sister Kate!!! This is Satella's... She bought it. It's not mine... Look... It has her name on...
The whole CC cast (except Aion) look at it and in no less that 5 seconds, a thunderous laughter was heard from the backstage!!!!
Rosette: (In fits of laughter) See... I... Told... Yah...
Chrno: Man I can't believe he'll do that!
Aion: What's going on...
Satella: Rosette! Give me my magazine and my Chrno:
And so the wrestling match between the two continued...
Voice: Ummm, Chrno, hand the magazine to Aion...
Chrno threw the mag to Aion who got it. He glanced at the cover then screamed!
Aion: Hey! I didn't do this! This is not me! This is soooooooooo shit!!!!
Voice: Well, that's all folks...
Aion: Hang on!!! Don't leave me here!!!
Voice: No you know Aion the gay sinner who seduced a thousand men and a hell other crap!!!!
Aion: Hey!!!! Free me!!!
Voice: NO!!!! You were naughty and so you'll stay there!!!
Aion: What!!! NooooOOOooooOOOooooOOOo!!! This can't be happening!!!!
Voice: You cannot escape... holy water will rain if you leave...
Aion: NOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!
Voice: Good bye Aion...
Then, footsteps were heard that signaled to Aion that nobody was there anymore...
Well this is hard work!!! YAWN!!!(STRETCHING) Well I think I'd better be going.. Poor Aion... Left on the stage.. Sooooooo sad!!!! Awwwwwww. But then... Before I leave... REVIEW MY STORY!!!! COME ON!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
---THANKS IF YOU DID!!!!!
----Curse yah if you don't!!!