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Cast (in order of appearance)
Auntie Em: Minamino, Shioir
Dorothy: Kurama
Toto: Puu
Munchkins: Yukimura, Keiko
Wicked Witch of the East: Kuronue
Glinda the Good: Botan
Wicked Witch of the West: Karasu
Scarecrow: Urameshi, Yusuke
Tin man: Jaganshi, Hiei
Cowardly Lion: Kuwabara, Kazuma
Gatekeeper: George the Ogre
Wizard: Koenma
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Act 1
Scene 1: The Earthquake
Shiori: Suichi! Suichi! Come inside! There's an earthquake coming! We need to go down to the cellar! Hurry!
Kurama: Coming, Auntie Shiori! (turns to Puu) C'mon Puu. Lets go inside.
Puu: Puu!
(They start to head back to the house. The earthquake strikes, and the ground opens up below Kurama and Puu. They fall, and the ground closes again.)
Shiori: SUICHIIIIII!!!!
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Scene 2: Botan the Good and the Keikos
Kurama: (regaining conciousness) Oooowwww. . . Where am I? (Looks around) Where're Puu and Auntie Shiori!?
Puu: (dazed) Puu-uuu-uu . . ?
Voices: (singing) DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WITCH IS DEAD! DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEEEAAAD!!
Kurama: (looks around at all the chibi-style Keikos) Who are you!? Who's dead? What's going on?! (very very confused)
Keiko 1: The Wicked Witch of the East!!
Kurama: (noticing the body he's sitting on) Oh dear!! I didn't mean to kill anyone! (starts crying.)
Keikos: (singing their song)
Keiko 2: Oh! Look! It's Botan the Good!
Keikos: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Botan: (flies down on oar) BINGO! YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!!
Kurama: Wha-what prize? And why is your hair blue? And why are you sitting on a floating oar?!
Botan: All in good time, my boy. All in good time. But congratulations for killing Kuronue.
Kurama: . . .who?
Botan: (sighs) Kuronue, the Wicked Witch of the East! He's been terrorizing Keikoland and all of east Oz for thirteen years now, and his reign of terror has finally ended!!
Kurama: (looks at Puu) Oh Puu, I don't think we're in Japan anymore. . .
Botan: (looking offended) Most certainly not! You're in Oz!
Kurama: (stamps foot) I don't care where I am! I want to go home to Auntie Shiori! (starts crying again)
Botan: I'm afraid I do not have the power to send you home. But I know of someone who does!
Kurama: Who? Tell me!
Botan: Why, the Wizard of course! He can do anything!
Keikos: Ooooohh! Aaaaaah!
Kurama: Then I shall find this wizard and return home!
Botan: Wait! Kurama! Take this. (removes the pendant from the Wicked Witch's neck.) Take this with you. It will protect you from any serious danger.
(Wicked Witch of the West music starts)
Karasu: Booooooottttttaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
Keikos: Oh no! It's him! The Wicked Witch of the West! Run! Ruuunnnn!!
Karasu: (lands in front of Botan and Kurama) YOU!!
Kurama: Me?
Karasu: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!!
Kurama: Oh, please, Mr. Witch!! It was an accident! I swear!!
Karasu: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!!!
Botan: Yes, you've established that.
Karasu: (still shrieking) GIVE ME THE PENDANT! IT'S MIIIIIIINE!!! THE PRECIOUS IS MIIIINE!!
Botan: No it's this young man's. He needs it more than you do! (Puts pendant around Kurama's neck)
Karasu: IT'S MIIINE!!! IT WAS MY BROTHER'S AND NOW IT'S MIIIINE!
Botan: (Chases Karasu with oar) Go away, you creepy brute!
Kurama: (to the Keikos) Which way to the Wizard?
Keiko 3: Just follow the yellow-brick road to Spirit World!!
Kurama: Thank you! And good-bye!!
Keikos: (singing) Heeeeeeeeee's of to see the wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz!!