Author's note: Hiya folks !!! this is my very first fan fiction, so please read and review. I will even accept negative comments lol !!

Sadly I own nothing, apart from the idea, none of the characters or the film "stand by me" ( amazing film I totally advise seeing it )

My spelling and grammar suck so please dont be picky if you find a mistake can you please let me now, thanks so i hope you enjoy it

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Chapter 1

McGeek day

"McGee" Gibbs called from his desk.

"Yes Boss"

"When is that court meeting?"

"Eh, tomorrow boss"

Gibbs looked up from a report and said "Yeh I know that McGee but when?"

McGee shifted uncomfortably under Gibb's stare. "Eh….,"he stuttered.

"Well McGee"

"I left the fax at Abby's so I'll just go get it"

"You better" Gibbs snapped back angrily as McGee was heading towards the elevator.

McGee glanced at Tony, whose face was beaming like a child on the morning of Christmas. "Tut-tut McGee" Tony said, as McGee walked by, his face lighting up even more. "What a wonderful start to the morning" Timothy thought to himself, at least he was about to see Abby, she would make him smile.

Abby was working away as McGee walked into her lab; she spun round expecting to see Gibbs with her morning fix of caf-pow but was slightly irritated to see no caf-pow, she hadn't had her morning medicine so she was slightly snappy. "Hey Abz do you know where I put that piece of paper with the time of Gibb's meeting, I left it here somewhere. Didn't I?"

"Its right there McGee" she answered pointing to a piece of paper beside some empty test tubes before returning to her beloved pc. "Oh great thanks Abz you're a …" CRASH. Something made of glass had just fallen.

"McGee…what was that?" Abby said, sounding hardly amused, her head falling slightly.

"It was three test tubes sorry Abby, they were empty, I'll get you a box more I promise, and a caf-pow, yeh that's what I will do." Timothy said quickly in a slight panic. Abby sighed and looked up to see a slightly hurt McGee before her, but as soon as Abby looked at him he tried to shake off the effect her stare was giving him. He was about to apologise once more but his phone went off "Gibbs uh oh, sorry Abby, see you later" he darted back to the lift he turned to wave but received no wave back.

"There you go boss, 1030am"

"Fine," Gibbs said "Tony, Ziva load up the truck. McGee, you're driving. I'm going with Duck; we need to have a word." Before Tony and Ziva had time to object Gibbs was gone. Simultaneously they turned around and glared at McGee in front of them. "Great," said Tony throwing his arms in the air and turning to get his bag "My life is now in the hands of McGeek, I've been wondering what its like to be dead." His sarcasm was by no means subtle he looked up to Ziva, who was trying rather hard not to laugh, he flashed a "DiNozzo" smile and headed for the lift.

"McGee! Could you go any slower?"

"Don't ask him that Ziva because he could"

"In the words of someone from a film "By the time we get there the kid even be dead anymore""

"Very good Zee-vah. Stand by me a classic"

Ziva felt pleased at being able to name a quote and felt impressed. Tony was also impressed, he was about to ramble on about the film but Ziva gave him a demanding look to get McGee to speed up.

"McGeek, can you speed up please or something now"

"No"

"McGee you are doing 28mph..."

"In a 30 zone"

"But McGee as your superior agent go faster, we are the cops so step on it, before I am forced to allow Ziva to drive and she was even able to quote a line from a film"

"No"

He threw his cap onto the dash board. He looked at Ziva who smirked at him. Tony looked deeply into her glittering eyes, knowing without words what they would do next, play DiNozzo's favourite game.

"McGeek, drive faster"

"McGee, drive faster"

"No Zee-vah it is McGeek"

"Oh right sorry. McGeek drive faster"

"This is officially, make fun of probie day. So McGeek drive faster"

They continued this charade the whole drive to the park. "Okay McGeek" Tony exclaimed "Go find the murder weapon"

"What!!??"

"Now Tony that is mean, aw poor McGeek hasn't had a break today, I mean first Gibbs, then Abby and now us"

"Wait, how did you know about Abby?"

"We are closer than you thought McGeek and I heard your little dispute yesterday." Ziva said with a smirk that Tony just couldn't stop smiling at, this had been the most fun at annoying McGee he had had in a while.

"Okay, that was something really stupid and we made up and Tony give me one good reason why I should look for this weapon, when one I don't even know what I am looking for and two the murder might have taken it with them."

Beaming as he said Tony answered, "One you can element two when you find one, two as your superior agent, three it is make fun of probie day and four I would like some time with Miss David so we can talking about your McGeek issues." As he looked at Ziva she looked both flushed and happy with this statement. Glaring at the both of them McGee left them, but when Abby was talking to him, he would tell her that DiNozzo again wanted him and Ziva to be alone.

"Good plan Tony" Ziva said as the two of them were approaching the victim.

"Why thank you" he returned whilst taking a bow, causing Ziva to giggle but she quickly recovered by saying "You and your childish …."

Tony looked down and froze. Not only was there another victim but if Tony hadn't of known better he would have thought it was McGee lying there in front of him.

McGee was not amused, he was aimlessly wandering around a woodland park looking for a murder weapon, and he didn't even know what type of weapon he was looking for. The 13th of February just wasn't his day really. Although he was starting to enjoy the time to himself a little, it gave time to think of new ideas for stories and ways to say sorry to Abby, he did feel slightly followed but he assumed it just him being slightly paranoid. He had just came up with the best sorry ever when he saw it, a gun covered in what looked like blood.

"Ha Tony" he said out loud "I may just have a key piece of …………."