Disclaimer: There's something I'm supposed to put here…something that devastates me…now what was it? Oh ya, I don't own A:TLA, but you already knew that didn't you.
This drabble is like Chicken Soup for the Soul…only, without the chicken, the soup, and the soul…therefore we're left with 'for the' So…it's 'humour for the bored Zutara shippers'…if I lost you at the word chicken you're not alone, sometime I just don't understand what my cat writes on here... Anyway, hope you get a laugh. Enjoy!
"Zuko you bastard! Did you think I wouldn't find out what you did to my sister!? You're gonna pay!"
"What? Get away from me you buffoon, just who do you think you're speaking to? Besides, I didn't do anything to your sister."
"Ya right. You expect me to believe you…you…Firebender!"
"Oh, ouch, yes, because calling me what I am really hurts. But perhaps I didn't say it in simple enough words for you to understand. I. Did. Not. Do. Any-thing. To. Your. Sis-ter. Did you get that or do I need to spell it all out for you?"
"Shut up! I'm not going to fall for your lies, I know what you did to Katara and I have proof!"
"Stupid water tribe peasant, why would I do anything to your sister? …What proof?"
"Aha! So you admit it now that you know I have proof!"
"…You know…I really thought that you had to have at least half a brain because of the whole inventor thing…but now I see that it's all just empty air. Tell me…if your sister got all the brains what does that mean for your little tribe?"
"Gah! That's it! We fight now! How dare you think you could touch my sister like that! Kiss her and…and…do…that to her!?"
"Woha, hang on a second. EXCUSE ME!?! Touch…kiss…that!?! Where the hell are you coming from you little-"
"Don't even try to deny it, remember, I have PROOF!"
"…Let's try this again…what proof?"
"This! I just printed it off!"
"Let me see that! …You idiot! This is a fanfic! How could you possibly think that I would even think of doing…well…all right, I'll admit that this one page sounds interesting…but that's besides the point entirely! The point my dear water tribe peasant, is that this is not, I repeat, NOT proof, it is a fabricated tale done by some fool who obviously knows nothing about me!"
"…really?! So…you didn't touch my sister?"
"NO! How many times do I have to tell you!?"
"Prince Zuko, what is all the yelling about?"
"Hello Uncle, this buffoon of a peasant is accusing me of touching his sister because he mistook a fanfic for the real thing."
"Ooh, I've read that one, it was quite good."
"…Uncle!? What do you mean you've read this!? Why on earth would you read a Zutara fanfic?!"
"Oh…I remember this part, veeery steamy if I do say so-"
"UNCLE!"
"Huh? Oh…yes, well Lady Katara wanted to know if you really looked like that without your clothes on so naturally I had to read what she was reading in order to give her my opinion."
"…"
"…"
"Prince Zuko? Water tribe warrior...er…Sokka? …Hello? You know, that really isn't the best of places to be sleeping-"
"Tea's ready!"
"Ooh, tea, perfect timing…now if only I could find that blasted Lotus tile…"
Okay, so this one wasn't my normal, Katara and Zuko drabble…this time it was Zuko and Sokka…hopefully it made you laugh, and, if you're laughing hysterically and getting weird looks then I've completed my goal (which is to make everyone else in the world look just as crazy as me so I can claim that I'm normal) : ) haha. Reviews welcome, thanks for reading!