A/N: PLOT BUNNIES ARE MELTING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!...Just thought you ought to know. Moving right along...

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And now, Back to Emo with Sayoko...

"Welcome back to our show." Sayoko nodded toward the cameras. "Today, we have with us, Madoka Narumi."

No one in the audience clapped, and received a very nasty glare from said woman, which they returned with booing. "Fine, be that way." The dark-haired woman scowled as she took a seat beside Sayoko. "They're all just jealous of my good looks anyway."

"I'm sure they are." Sayoko sighed. "Would you care to shed some light on why you're emo?"

"Why am I emo?" Madoka hummed softly. "Why not? My husband left me, and he's probably screwing some whore in the Bahama's, while I get stuck at home with my brother-in law who can only fix me curry when I come home! And then he says I'm getting fat! That bastard!" she huffed. "Can you believe him?"

"I'd rather not answer that, if it's alright with you." Sayoko spoke, avoiding the weight problem entirely. "You said that your husband left you. Do you know why?"

"He left to go play around with those annoying Blade Children, and the worst part is, he's got Ayumu involved in it, now! And he always acts like nothing is going on when I try to ask him about it! Dirty little liar. And I know he's been sleeping with that Rutherford boy!" she screamed suddenly, drawing startles gasps from the audience. "If he comes home with an STD, so help me, I'll..."

Sayoko sweatdropped, then coughed quietly. "Anyway, moving on...Our next guest is none other than Ayumu Narumi himself." Another series of gasps was drawn from the crowd as the brunette sauntered onto the stage and sat down. "Ayumu, how are you?"

"I'm just fine." said boy flashed a small frown to the cameras, then glanced to Eyes, who was waiting for him backstage.

"So why are you with us today, Ayumu?"

"Well," The boy paused. "I'm emo, and it all boils down to my brother. I can never be as good as he is, and I feel like I'm never going to be, no matter how hard I try. I wanna be better than him sooooo bad, and so I start angsting about it, and everyone calls me a faggy little gay loser, and I know that I am, but I can't help it. I wanna see my brotherrr..." The brunette-haired boy complained. "And to top it off, I hafta save the Blade Children, too? I've got so much crap people expect me to do, and all because my brother was too much of a prick to save them himself."

Sayoko nodded, understanding the boy's situation. "Well, it does seem like an awful lot for you to handle all on your own." she said.

A sigh settled upon Ayumu's lips, and he settled back into his chair to get a bit more comfortable. "Then there's this girl who won't leave me along. I swear, she's crazy or something, and she's always stealing my lunches, the greedy sonofabitch." he explained. "What? Is the school lunch not good enough for her or something? Now getting back to the Blade Children..." he continued. "They think I'm their savior or something, and so...I know I'm supposed to do something heroic and badass, but...I'm just not feeling it." ("in the end" by Linkin Park begins to play in the background) Ever since Square Enix messed up my image, I can only think about angst...and my brother...more angst and...and...and...nipple rings."

Ryoko glances up as she sits in the audience, and looks around as she hears the background music begin to play. "Oh God. Will someone please turn that crap off?"

Kousuke, who's busy working with the lights and sounds, reluctantly stops the music, glaring at Ryoko through the glass window.

Ryoko quickly crosses her arms and glares up at him, working in the very back of the room. "Yeah! That's what I thought!" she frowns, as Kiyotaka walks onto the stage without any approval from Sayoko.

"Ayumu? Are we debating the meaning of your life again?" he asks to his brother, sitting down, and wrapping an arm around the younger brunette to pull him close.

"Don't talk to me about life." The younger sibling pouts, shrugging away from his brother's touch. "All you, and everyone else wants me to do is run around trying to help the Blade Children. I have my own life, you know!"

Kanone observes the two Narumi's from his seat in the audience, before speaking his mind. "You two should just make your lives as simple as mine. I only care about two things: beer, and boobs.' with that said and out of the way, he cast his gaze to Hiyono's rack. "Oh, baby!"

Ayumu frowned. "Dude. You know those are fake, right?"

Hiyono glared to the freshman. "Are not!" she countered quickly, in her defense.

Ayumu rolled his eyes, then leaned forward in his seat, while resting an arm one one of his knees. "Hiyono, come on." he sighed, holding back most of his frustration. "It was unbelievable enough when pixelated, but CG is even phonier."

The perky blonde looked down with a small frown touching at her lips. "Yeah...you're right." she realized.

At the truth of the comment, Rio quickly leapt from her chair, drawing a look from a concerned Kanone beside her. "I knew it! I knew you were using padding!" she cried.

Eyes glared slightly from backstage. "Damnit."

Hiyono blinked, then pushed Kanone's hand off her chest. "Oh, hey Rio! Kanone was just trying to cop a feel."

The grey-eyed youth shook her head, then turned her attention toward the younger of the Narumi's. "Ohhhh. Um, hey, Ayumu? What about...mine?" she batted her large, grey eyes at the boy.

Ayumu stared at the girl like she was on drugs. "What about 'em?" he asked, not really into flat-chested women. In fact, he wasn't even into women at all!

Rio blinked at the lack of interest on his part, then sat back down, pouting slightly. "Ugh."

Ayumu shrugged. "So we got some time to kill..." he paused as the last words echoes through his head. "To...kill..." he parroted, playing with the words, and getting ideas in that head of his.

"Stop angsting!" Kiyotaka said, sharply. "Ago help the Blade Children with the Hunters." The man is suddenly silenced by Pokemon boss background music, and his attention is drawn to a silver-haired trio that saunter onto the stage.

Kanine blinks a few times. "What the fuck? Is that...Pokemon background music?" he glances to Kiyotaka, hoping for an explanation, only to find said man just as confused.

Kadaj turns toward the elder Narumi and greets him with a smexy grin. "Prepare for nipple."

"And make it triple." Yazoo adds, standing behind his brother.

"To provide the main characters with frustration." Loz glances to the younger boy seated near Kiyotaka, and rests his arm around Yazoo's shoulder.

"To be the hottest within our nation." Yazoo leans slightly against Loz, before folding his arms across his chest.

"To find our mother. Where she is? We don't knows." Kadaj joined once more in the theme, and cast a small smile to Eyes, offstage.

"Even if it involves slappin' some ho's." Loz added.

"Kadaj." The younger sibling glanced toward the Blade Children in the audience, specifically, Kanone.

"Yazoo." The longer-haired sibling introduced himself soon after.

"Loz." the last brother joined in, before Kadaj once again took over.

"Silver-haired men blast off at the speed of light."

Yazoo smirked and flipped his hair in a way that made him look even sexier. "Oh hell yeah." he said, sexily.

"That's damn right." Loz finished, as he nodded slightly. Ayumu and the Blade Children stared at the trio, speechless. Loz gets slightly offended and nods slightly toward Ayumu. "What?"

"Who the hell are you?" he asked.

"Weren't you listening to our kickass introduction?" Loz glared at the boy, sending a shiver down his spine.

Yazoo shook his head lightly. "We were originally in the series, but we got cut out when it went to DVD. We were in all the trailers, but you damn kids got all the glory." he explained, a bit too calmly.

The producers of the show and the makers of Square Enix rose from their seats in the audience. "That was just a marketing ploy to get all of the people's money." they explained in unison.

"Doesn't that suck?" Kosuke frowned.

Sayoko sighed and shook her head, growing weary of the odd guests her manager booked for the show. "Let's cut to a commercial."

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A/N: I don't have any ownership over the chara's. of FF7, Pokemon themes, or Taco Bell.