Yo. I know, I know, I have another story. WHO CARES?!

I don't own Naruto. If I did, I would have a character named Kitt in there that's insane.. With a scythe! .

Naruto wandered through the forest aimlessly. His sun-kissed blond hair ruffled in the slight wind. He resembled Konoha's Yellow Flash. Except for the part he had whiskers. He had left Konoha for a simple investigation mission. 'Such a drag, as Shikamaru says.' Naruto thought. Granny Tsunade, as he affectionately dubbed her, told him it was a C-rank, at least. He reread the mission scroll.

Mission assignment

A bright light was seen at approximately 2000 hours. Appeared in Konoha Forest (1). Your mission is to search out the area where this light occurred. If you are attacked/ or spotted, send a red flare into the air. We expect a full mission report by 1600 hours tomorrow.

Signed,

Godaime Hokage and Shinobi council

Naruto soon found himself at the sight of the occurrence. On the ground lied three people. Wait, one 14-year-old brown-haired male, a duck in blue garnish, and a rather lanky dog. Naruto shook his head and looked again. They were still there. Naruto sighed. 'Friends or foes? The Guy looks like he could use some help... But what if they're enemies pretending to be hurt? I DON'T know!' While Naruto was thinking to himself, the brown-haired boy's eyes flickered open. He saw a young Blond boy, about his age, a few feet away with a calculating look on his face. A small groan slipped from the Brown-haired boy's throat. Naruto realized he was being watched. He sat down and looked at the other blue-eyed teen.

"Who are you?" Naruto asked with a hint of curiosity.

"Sora, and you are?" Sora replied quickly. He had a feeling; call it a hunch, if you will that he didn't want to mess with this guy. He resembled Cloud, only younger. 'Hmmm... I have to ask Cloud if he has a younger brother...' Sora thought to himself.

"In most cases, until we identified you as a non-enemy Shinobi, we would refrain from telling you information. But seeing that you nor your... odd companions are not dressed to be Shinobi, nor do you wear a hiate-te. So the name's Naruto!" Naruto ended in a cheery voice.

After a while of talking, and Naruto learning the dog's and duck's names were Goofy and Donald, our Disney castle heroes woke up.

"What the... WAAAAK!" Donald said in an abnormal high voice. He was eyeing Naruto holding a kunai to Sora, as if to show Sora.

"Golly-gosh. We are we, a-huck?" Goofy asked. "An' who are you?" He asked as he pointed at Naruto.

"It's not polite to point!" Naruto said in a high pitched voice, trying to resemble Sakura (2). "I'm Naruto, and you guys are in the Land of Fire. I heard from Sora," At this, he gestured at Sora, "That you guys happen to be from a different world, and are attempting to save all the others, including mine, from heartless and Nobodies."

"You told him?! We're supposed to protect the world order!!!" Donald screeched. Naruto slightly winced. Now he knew how Sakura and Sasuke felt when he was loud.

"Yeah, otherwise he would've given us to an integration unit. And that, I think, is bad. Anyway, Naruto said he was going to make up a story for us to use while we're here." Sora said. He glanced at Naruto as if to say 'Go on, explain our 'backgrounds'.'

"Okay. Sora, from now on you're known as Kagi (3). You're from the Land of waves. As for your keyblade, just say you learned a sword style from a wandering samurai. Donald, you'll be called Irai (4). You're from around Tea country. As for your magic, try not to use it unless it's a life or death situation. Goofy, you'll be known as Inu (5). You're from The Land of Birds. For your shield, you inherited it from your father. For how you met each other, say that you happened to cross paths and decided to stay together. For the flash, you, Kagi and Inu, decided to have a spar and Kagi's hit created bright sparks, causing the flash. Okay, you got that?" Naruto asks. All three of them nod. "And when we start to approach the gate, act scared out of your wits. And act like you have no idea who I am. But when we get to Granny Tsunade, calm down and I'll tell her what I was told. I know, I know, 'world order.' But I want to tell her, 'cause she's on our side and is like a grandmother to me. Besides, she could help you guys out. Sounds good?" His answer was responded in another nodding session.

-Scene change: Godaime's Office-

"Ah, the idiot arrives." The Godaime said in a mock- serious voice. Naruto gives a fake glare. Kagi, Irai, and Inu were playing their part so well, Naruto swore they were scared out of their wits. Unknown to him, they were. Walking into a foreign village and seeing people leaping from roof to roof, and even a hunter Nin back from a successful kill isn't exactly their idea of a warm welcome. He turned to Kagi, Irai, and Inu. "Okay guys. Go on do the WHOLE explanation to her." Naruto empathized whole. Very much.

"Okay, Umm... Tsunade-san (6)... My name is Sora and these are my friends, Donald and Goofy. Well... I... am a Keyblade wielder... And Donald is a magician... And Goofy is a guard..." From there, Sora told his story. When he finished, Oh-Great Hokage Tsunade nodded.

"Ah, King Mickey, a good friend of mine. I must admit, the idiot of a Shinobi actually gave you good identities. Use them, Kagi, Irai, and Inu." With that, Naruto and the misfit band of heroes, exited the room. When they were gone, Tsunade sighed. "Mickey, what has gone wrong now?"

-Scene change: Ramen!-

Naruto ate his 16th bowl of ramen. Kagi, Irai, and Inu looked at him with wondrous looks on their faces. Naruto, after finishing the 17th he had ordered, looked at Kagi.

"Hey... Kagi, can you teach me how to wield a sword? One of my enemies, Kisame, uses one... So, can you?" Naruto asked, looking at Kagi. Kagi, who had been eating ramen, nearly choked. He finished his ramen and looked back at Naruto.

"What? You want me to help you learn to use a sword? ...Well... I guess I could. I'm just going to show you a few moves tonight." Kagi said as he got up. Naruto paid the bill and left with Kagi towards a certain training ground.

Well, there you go.

I don't really know the name of the forest on the outside of Konoha, so I go for the 2ncd choice.

Sakura is annoying in this fanfic. No, I don't hate her; I just... think she's annoying with her always squealing 'Sasuke-kunnnnn!' (Itachi: You aren't much different when it's me.) (Kitt: Shuttup! . )

Kagi means key on my translator.

Irai means trust on my translator.

Inu means—aw, this should be obvious, but it means dog.

I think Sora should be able to be respectful..

Oh, and I need a good idea for Naruto's weapon! I know, he says he wants to learn a sword style, but swords are used so much, but I have two choices:

A HUGE sword like Cloud's buster blade and Zabuza's sword combined or—

Awesomeness down right cool scythe!!! I am obsessed with scythes.

Ja Ne!

Kitt