Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!
Rating: T
Show: Well DUH!!!
Summary: House, Cuddy, Wilson, the Ducklings and instant messaging!!! Very amusing in my mind. Please Read and Review!!!
A/N- Okay people! I'm SO SORRY I didn't update sooner, I had a lull of creativity for a while and couldn't come up with how to write Sam so here is a new deal with her, I didn't really plan it until I was far along in the previous chapter so if I'm a little random don't sue me! Lol, anyway some of the parts will be with Sam and Cuddy and some with Sam at the hospital, enjoy!
Chatroom started by Snarky pillsMD-
SnarkypillsMD: Did you know Cuddy's got a Canadian gal pal comin to visit?
WonderJimmy: Really?
SnarkypillsMD: Yep, she told me, name's Sam
Sugarysweetsmile: Why would she tell you?
SnarkypillsMD: Because were like best friends! Duh! (Valley girl impersonation)
Dr.Wombat: And you say my accent is weird…
SnarkypillsMD: Canadians say "eh" I think they're as annoying as you
Dr.GangstaMan: Not all Canadians say that you know
SnarkypillsMD: Shut up
Dr.GangstaMan: :P
WonderJimmy: Well this Sam woman sounds nice
SnarkypillsMD: You just want to date her, fall in love with her, do her and then marry her
WonderJimmy: Shut up
Sugarysweetsmile: Yes House, for once in your life shut your mouth
SnarkypillsMD: One to talk :P
Dr.Wombat: Who is that???
Dr.GangstaMan: Who is who?
Dr.Wombat: Look in front of Cuddy's office
Cut to-
Cuddy and Samantha are standing and talking outside Cuddy's office.
"So nothing new?" Cuddy asks.
"Nope, you?" Sam asked Cuddy teasingly.
"NO!" Cuddy tells her sternly and Sam laughs.
"You are pathetic, you know that right?" Sam asks.
"Yep and so are you, you wanna go shopping?" Cuddy asks.
"YEAH!" Sam yells and all of clinic stares at her.
Sam looks at every on in the clinic and smiles, then she sees Wilson and winks and turns on a heel to go into Cuddy's office.
End cut-
SnarkypillsMD: Uh oh, WonderJimmy looks like you got a new flirt for this week. ; )
WonderJimmy: Shut up House :P
SnarkypillsMD: Yeah, you have sex with her and Cuddy'll have your head
Sugarysweetsmile: Can we get off the topic of sex?
SnarkypillsMD: BUT IT'S FUN!!!!
Dr.Wombat: Grow up, House
SnarkypillsMD: :P
Dr.Wombat: So what do you think Samantha's going to be like?
Dr.GangstaMan: Well I'm going to guess she's nothing like Cuddy
WonderJimmy: Why?
Dr.GangstaMan: She just made a scene in the clinic
Sugarysweetsmile: Well they must have SOMETHING in common to be friends
SnarkypillsMD: They're both hot ;)
WonderJimmy: Nice rolls eyes
SnarkypillsMD: Like you didn't noticepouts
Dr.Wombat: I bet Cuddy is a much different person outside of work
Sugarysweetsmile: Yeah, I mean we didn't even know she had that friend!
Dr.Wombat: Exactly!
Dr.GangstaMan: Yeah, side with your girlfriend
Dr.Wombat: Am not!
Sugarysweetsmile: You need to stop accusing us
Dr.Wombat: Yes, it's annoying!
SnarkypillsMD: Welcome to my world!
WonderJimmy: Yes but we don't make sexual comments about Cuddy, now do we?
SnarkypillsMD: Don't care :P
Dr.GangstaMan: Yeah, maybe if you stop making comments people would presume you liked Cuddy.
SnarkypillsMD: IDEA for a sexual comment! If Cuddy presumes something I can tell her press-u-me. Get it? LAMO!
WonderJimmy: You never stop amazing usrolls eyes
Dr.GangstaMan: Well I'm going to go, got to see our patient
Sugarysweetsmile: Yeah I should go run some tests
SnarkypillsMD: Brown-noser
WonderJimmy: Shut up House
Sugarysweetsmile: Thank-you :)
SnarkypillsMD: : P
Dr.Wombat: I best be off too
SnarkypillsMD: You all suck leaving me no one to mock :P
Dr.GangstaMan: You still have Wilson
WonderJimmy: Thanks a lot Foreman
Dr.GangstaMan: Sorry :(
Dr. WombatSugarysweetsmile and
Dr. GangstaMan signed offSnarkypillsMD: Well they suck :P
WonderJimmy: Would you stop with the sticking out your tongue thing?
SnarkypillsMD: Nope!
WonderJimmy: Damn…
SnarkypillsMD: So why don't you think Cuddy told us she had a friend?
WonderJimmy: Sad you were left out of something in her life she wanted to keep private? ;)
SnarkypillsMD: No, it's just I want to know if this will end up like the L-word
WonderJimmy: I thought you only watch it on mute, but then again maybe you like to hear Cuddy talk. ;)
SnarkypillsMD: You will be hit with a cane shaped object soon
WonderJimmy: LOL :)
WonderJimmyAnd SnarkypillsMD has signed off
A/N- Okay I'm sorry (again) for the wait, I just think it's hard to write a new character in so the next chapter might not have as much IMing and more Samantha! Yay! Okay please review!