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Prawns

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Ed opened the door to Mustang's office and poked his head in. The colonel was sitting on one of the couches reading over some papers.

"Hey," Ed said, and when the man looked up, he said, "Do you have a pair of scissors in here?"

Mustang's brow creased, but he nodded. "In my desk, second drawer down. Why?"

Ed let himself in, shrugged and walked over to the mahogany desk. "Hawkeye needed some and hers are missing."

"Ooops..." Mustang murmured and glanced to where Ed was reaching down for the third drawer. When Ed pulled on the drawer, it wouldn't open.

"It's locked..." Ed said.

"Second drawer down?" Mustang asked.

"Oh... No, I tried the third one," Ed replied and opened the second drawer where he found two pair of scissors. He shook his head and asked, "Which one is Hawkeye's?"

"The one on the left," Mustang answered.

Ed grabbed it, then asked when he saw a small key dangling on a hook inside the drawer, "What's in the third drawer?"

"Prawnogrophy."

Ed frowned and grabbed the key. "Prawnogrophy...? Pictures of prawns...? Prawns?"

"A species of shrimp, though a bit smaller than shrimp, actually," Mustang said as Ed slid the key into the lock and opened the drawer.

Ed blinked when he saw a stack of pictures and picked them up. His frown deepened when he saw they were all pictures of himself... very naked... "Hey! These are pictures of me!" Ed exclaimed and glared at Mustang.

The man nodded and said casually, "Like I said... prawnogrophy."

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I will not write prawnogrophy at work. I will not write prawnogrophy at work. I will not write prawnogrophy at work...

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