Phrases that would never leave the lips of Gracie:

Oh wow Betty; that's a great new look for you!

Sheesh, those Neanderthal cavemen sure knew how to dress! (Puts on loincloth)

Uga, ugga, uga! Bones, ugga omelettes.

Trinny and Susanna, my name is Gracie - and I'm desperately in need of some style!

My whole outfit came from the bargain bin - isn't it truly DASHING?

Hey, this ketchup stain looks like tie-dye!

…Please give me your socks. They smell so great, and the colours are awful.

Those Girafarig sure have it great… (Sigh) I want to be stuffed into a Pokéball too!

(Tears sleeve on door handle) Oh, awesome! The beatnik look is BACK!

Oh, this mouldy shirt feels so great on my skin… Oooh! There's a silverfish in my armpit!

Oh WOW… BELLY-BUTTON LINT! I can make a scarf with a month's worth of this!

Oh, these shoes were so last century… I'LL TAKE 'EM!

La la la… And a dash of earwax for colour. Tah-dah! It's finished!

WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH CALGON!

I'm not wearing underwear today.

AWESOME! I'll never get this stain out!

ARGH! DON'T SPILL MY BLEACH!

How I envy that Wario. I wish I could wear overalls and make my bottom look bigger.

Kiki… Your dress looks like a bin-liner! …Where did you get it? I WANT ONE!

That pattern looks like fish vomit… …AMAZING! I LOVE IT!

…Well, it hurt, but at least I'm not in fashion. (Sticks safety-pin through ear)

I LOVE PAINTBALLING! MY BEST CLOTHES GET SO WRECKED! AWESOME!

…Oooh, the silverfish is TICKLING me!

Those sandals went out of fashion with the Romans. I NEED A PAIR, STAT!

You're going bog snorkelling? I'll just get my high heels and my frog goggles.

CILLIT BANG REALLY WORKS! BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

I would like a hat crafted from only the finest of horse dung, please.

Oh… That looks so great on you… It's so much better than what I could make…

WHAT?! GIVE ME BACK MY CABBAGE!

Please; hit me with as many cream pies as you like - this outfit is my best one.

Will I take the GREEN HERB? …Damn right I will!

Awww…! A SKUNK! (Hugs)

(Scarfs down large earwigs) Yummy for your tummy!

…FOR BONZER CAR INSURANCE DEEEEEALS! GIRLS GET ONTO SHELIA'S WHEEEEEEEELS!

I don't follow fashion really, I'm an original punk rocker who wears old pillowcases.