I'm apologizing in advance for this, but I think it's funny so I hope you do too.

Disclaimer: Obviously not

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The exile sighed as he broke out of his meditative trance, he could sense something was happening in the cockpit and it wasn't good.

He rose off the floor and straightened his robes before heading through the cramped halls of the Ebon Hawk towards the cockpit.

They were on course for Telos after searching the outer rim for Revan and successfully finding her. Everything had been running smoothly and they were just two hyperspace days away from reaching Telos. The exile couldn't wait to get off this ship again.

He saw Mira, glancing down the pass to the cockpit in curiosity.

"Do you know what's going on Mira?"

"Nah but Slim's definitely making a mess in there," Mira shrugged and the exile rolled his eyes.

He trudged down the hall and paused outside the door to Atton's domain. He could hear the scoundrel pressing buttons and a small beeping noise going off. What the force?

The exile opened the door and stepped in to find….Atton completely calm and playing pazaak on the dashboard.

"Hey, wanna play pazaak?" Atton asked.

"What's going on Atton, you were making a lot of noise in here,"

"Nothing's wrong," Atton defended but the exile sensed his shiftiness on the edge of his brain.

"Atton."

"Well, there's good news and bad news,"

"What's the bad news?" the exile sighed, expecting they were both bad news instead of good.

Atton scratched the back of his head and faced the Jedi, "We're kinda off course for Telos…"

"How far off course?"

"A month…" the exile smacked his forehead. A month more on this godforsaken ship!

"What may I ask is the good news?" he groaned.

Atton grinned

"I just saved a bunch of credits on our flight insurance by switching to Gizka!"

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Done, I do not own Geico nor do I want to. I hope you enjoyed its pointlessness. Reviews are much appreciated!