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Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

Disney and Disney related things belong to…..well Disney.

Disneyland

Chapter 1: Wristbands, red clouds, and holy morsels of a grapefruit

The crowd of people was bustling in and out of the not-so-really-but-it-can-be majestic gates. A girl was (in a way) sticking to her mother's arm, never letting one inch go between them. Next to both of them stood a man, somewhat tall, white hair, and starting to bald in the back. To the left of the girl was her sister, annoying her in any possible way. The man, the girls' father, was paying to get their wristbands. They spent quite some money for their hotel rooms and received the family package for Disneyland. Yes, Disneyland, and today they would get the ride of their lives. "Mom, I got my cell phone. Can Missy and I go on our own?"

"You two would want to shop. Do you have money?" the mother asked, secretly fighting sides in her mind. 'Come on, say yes! I don't want to watch over you!' mind number one said. 'Don't go! I don't want my babies hurt!' mind number two said.

"Mom, we both saved three hundred dollars each. We're not stupid," Annie replied. 'VICTORY!' screamed mind number one.

"Okay, just don't fight and call only for emergencies," the mother said.

"Alright! Let's put on our wristbands!" the father said as if talking to ten year olds.

'Oh holy morsels of a grapefruit. NOT wristbands.' Annie thought. You see, she had a little incident with one at the state fair, resulting in a red, hairless wrist. Thankfully, her sister helped. No wrist was going to be harmed today. Well, at least hers.

The family got in line to enter…dundundun…Disneyland! They past the spinning bars and wristband/ticket checkpoint. Up ahead was the Mickey Mouse head…flowers….thing. Yeah, anyway. The four took about ten pictures there. Both Missy and Annie were complaining on the third picture. Finally, they made plans.Meet at the Sleeping Beauty castle at five o' clock. Right now it was seven in the morning. Oh what great joy. Actually, because lines are so long and some rides are slow, they'll probably get to ride on at least six rides.

Not far behind them, eight men dressed in black cloaks with red clouds (the ones in the sky, mind you) passed through the gates. Each looked like they were in hell, except one. "Oh joy! Disneyland!"

"Tobi. Shut. Up."

The people were, as you guessed it, the Akatsuki. (a/n: I would describe them, but there are too many of them. If you don't know who they are look them up at DeviantArt or Google/Yahoo images.) Tobi jumped around and whipped out a camera. "Say cheese!"

"Where the potatoes did you get that- augh! My eyes! They burn!"

Hmm. I guess Tobi forgot to tell the other seven members about the flash part. "Oh sir- leader-sir! Tobi's sorry!"

The young (?) ninja ran to his leader and patted him on his back. "sigh can we just going? I want this day to last as long as possible," Kakuzu whined, "it's not like the vacation's going to last. It does end twelve o' clock sharp midnight."

Everyone glared at him, except Tobi. Tobi ran off to get an autograph of Mickey Mouse and Goofy.

Fin.