Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto by means of the anime, manga or the characters, yay

A/U: Ooo, second chapter. I bet you'll never guess this pairing -giggle-. Enjoy the Kisame-ness!

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Living With Gills

Chapter 2: Finally in the Ocean

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He let out a calm breath passed his soft blue lips. His eyes bounced from Itachi's own orbs, to the floor, to back at Itachi.

He knew emotions would never get to Itachi. He had no chance in explaining his feelings towards the frightening Uchiha. These, too, were just assumptions.

"Itachi…" Kisame said elegantly as he looked into Itachi's eyes again. They were a deep red. Kisame's own eyes widened in a quick gasp.

"You have feelings for me Kisame?" Itachi asked in a peculiar tone that was unlike his monotone ways.

Kisame shuddered. "Itachi! Don't use your eyes! It's unfair to me!" He groaned.

"I didn't." Itachi smiled vaguely. "You're just so obvious Kisame-san, you're like a book." He tilted his head to the side slightly.

Kisame shut his eyes tightly, regretting ever getting into the conversation with Itachi. He kicked at the floor, holding his breath.

"Hm." Itachi hummed, gazing at Kisame who was nervously fidgeting. "We could try." Itachi willingly said as he laid back, spreading his legs faintly.

"Wh-what? Itachi-san?" Kisame asked in surprise.

"Do you want to or not?" Itachi sat up with a blank face.

Kisame let out a disappointed breath, remembering those same awkward vibes from Kakuzu. "I can't." He shook his head with light eyes.

"Hu?" Itachi tilted his head. "Why not?"

"Just—just… Never mind. Lets leave this discussion." Kisame frowned.

Itachi stood leisurely, calmly unhitching his cloak and letting it slide below his shoulders before removing it completely to let it lie gently on the floor.

"Is it because you think I don't love you?" He said as he stood with his shirt softly touching his torso. "Because you think I want to use you for my own sexual pleasure?"

Kisame jolted his eyes about the room anxiously.

"Am I that obvious?" Kisame whispered.

Itachi laughed.

"Kisame, I'll have you know that I could have so many men other than yourself that could probably please me better than you ever could." He smirked wickedly.

Kisame frowned, almost offended, as he looked at Itachi.

"Don't fret, my little emotional shark…" Itachi yanked the mesh shirt from his body to throw it to the ground.

The simple word 'my' made Kisame excited.

"I could have any man… or woman… that passes by me on the street: any normal, untalented, boring human. I could have my own brother if I so choose. I could even gain access to the pants of our own members…" Itachi stated, his hands at his belt.

"The true problem, Kisame…" He flung his belt aside, his fingers releasing his pants' buttons.

"Is that I…" his pants and under shorts dropped. Kisame instantly stared with enchanted eyes.

"Enjoy sushi far too much to be distracted by other meat." Itachi proudly stood.

"Now get on the bed." He ordered.

Kisame could not remove his sight from Itachi. His fingers twitched, wanting to grab Itachi and pull him into a tight embrace. He bit his lip, piercing his flesh a bit. A small cough left him, a tense reaction.

"Did I stutter?" Itachi asked demandingly.

"Ah!" Kisame gasped, "N-no, Itachi-san." He stepped forward, removing his cloak and under-shirt promptly.

Silently excited, Itachi's red eyes flared. He watched as Kisame exposed masculine muscles and soft blue skin. He smiled lightly.

Kisame undid his pants and began to drop them but before he could remove them completely Itachi grabbed his hind. Kisame gasped, jumping forward. Itachi pushed him so that his belly fell upon the bed. Kisame crossed his arms, laying his head to the side on his forearms in a smile. He looked back at Itachi who still clenched the shark's behind.

"Itachi, I—" Kisame began; feeling a bit embarrassed and emasculated.

"What?" Itachi hissed, pressing himself against Kisame's flesh as he clutched the shark's shoulders to support himself.

"Uhn… Nothing, never mind." Kisame smiled, appreciating the moment.

"Very well." Itachi said, taking his right hand to steady his erection.

"Are you prepared to lose your virginity?" Itachi chortled.

"Hn, to you—yes." Kisame unfolded his arms to grasp the pink bed sheets.

"That's good." Itachi smiled.

The Uchiha was oddly careful. He entered Kisame gently, leaning in to lick the blue flesh below him. Kisame groaned loudly. No lubrication was a painful trade for pleasure. Kisame tried not to mind it though. He knew Itachi was ruthless to begin with and he could manage.

"I-Itachi… Please, slower." Kisame grunted, feeling Itachi's unmistaken violence.

"It is less fun slower." Itachi whispered, pushing fiercely down on Kisame's shoulders as he pressed himself deeper within the shark.

Kisame choked on his own words as Itachi's member dug intensely into his body. He bit his lip to restrain his voice. His fingers entwined with the sheets as he tried to contain himself from collapsing at Itachi's thrust. Itachi closed his eyes, laying his chest onto Kisame's back, squeezing the shark's shoulders, pushing with his feet. He refused to control himself. Kisame tried his best to keep on his knees, spreading his legs.

"Ah… Itachi… It feels…" Kisame groaned, breathing profoundly.

"Good?" Itachi huskily whispered, nipping the shark's neck.

The Uchiha steadily violated Kisame. Pushing the shark to no extreme. He restlessly entered and exited the shark at a quick but safe pace. Kisame arched his back, grunting after every push of the fearsome Uchiha.

"I will not stop until I am complete, understood?" Itachi commanded.

"Yes Itachi." Kisame murmured.

"Louder." Itachi hissed passionately. He sat up to grip the shark's hips, pulling at him as he shoved.

"Yes Itachi-san!" Kisame moaned, turning his head to lay his forehead into the mattress.

The Uchiha retained his motions. Bit by bit becoming rougher. Kisame emitted loud moans after every thrust, clenching the bed at the pressure. He could not stand the new delight within him. Trying so hard to control himself, Kisame shut his eyes.

"Itachi." He huffed. "I do not like this position." He said, his back cramping along with his tendons in his legs that had to constrict lower than normally to satisfy the shorter man.

"Then you get onto me." Itachi grinned, shoving Kisame from himself and laying down.

Kisame wiped his forehead, lifting his headband. He sat back, sitting on his ankles. With a relaxed sigh he looked to Itachi. The Uchiha gazed at him with intimidating eyes. Kisame loosened his muscles, brushing back his hair.

"Just… get on top of you?" Kisame asked harmlessly.

Itachi nodded.

"I'll crush you." Kisame chuckled.

"Not if you do it the way you're suppose to." Itachi smirked.

Kisame lowered his head in a mild smile. He progressively straddled Itachi, hunching over the younger man and gazing into his now black eyes.

"Are you going to?" Itachi asked hoarsely.

"Give me a moment." Kisame mumbled, leaning backwards to tenderly clasp the Uchiha's warm size.

"Not that. Are you going to kiss me?" Itachi suddenly said making Kisame directly stare at him.

"Or are your lips too shy?"

Kisame's mouth loosely opened. "I'll hurt you… my teeth." He spoke softly.

Itachi laughed. He brought his hands up to grab the shark's head and drag him forward. Their lips met. Itachi snuck his tongue deeply into the other man's mouth, intentionally scrapping the muscle across sharp teeth. Kisame grunted into the Uchiha's mouth, playing along with him. He slid his own tongue alongside Itachi's, taking in sweet Uchiha.

Kisame was the one to break their embrace. Their tongues were the last to depart from each other. Kisame inhaled severely. He sat back, positioning Itachi's length into him. He pushed his entire body up then sat gradually. A guttural moan left his throat. He rose himself again, grasping Itachi's sides.

"O-oh… Itachi." Kisame grumbled, riding Itachi well.

His blue complexion faintly reddened. He panted harshly. Continuing to fall and rise upon Itachi's erection. Moisture building upon him on impact. Itachi enjoyed himself also, having his head fall back, closing his eyes.

"Kisame." Itachi whispered, holding the shark's thighs.

------ In The Other Room -----

"What's going on?" Kakuzu hissed.

"Shut up!" Hidan snapped, pressing the right side of his head against the wall.

"What are they talking about?" Kakuzu asked impatiently.

"If you'd shut up I could hear through these thin walls!" Hidan growled.

Kakuzu crossed his arms, staring at Hidan who was kneeling and pressing himself against the wall. The very image made the man think dirtily.

"Oh my…" Hidan gasped.

"What?" Kakuzu asked.

"I think… they're having sex!" Hidan jumped back onto his hind, his hands at the floor.

"What?! Kisame and Itachi? No way…" Kakuzu grumbled.

"I hear it! You listen!" Hidan stood.

Kakuzu leaned into the wall, listening.

"I can't believe those two would…" Hidan shuddered violently. "How vulgar."

"Pff… A little fucking could do YOU some good…" Kakuzu murmured.

"Excuse me, you rag doll?" Hidan placed his hands on his hips.

"They've progressed fast for partners… I'm jealous." Kakuzu whispered.

"You would be, pervert." Hidan walked away.

"We should do it…" Kakuzu droned.

Hidan was astounded. He flung around, glaring at Kakuzu who still bent into the wall. "You sick monster! I would never lay a passionate hand on you! The only hand that should be placed on you is a strict one!" He yapped.

"Are you listening?!" Hidan yelled.

"Kisame…" Kakuzu faintly whispered, feeling a pressure within his chest.

He sank down, sitting against the wall, still listening. His arms dropped with no life attached to them. His black eyes dimmed quietly, squinting lightly. Something in him fell to the floor and simply shattered.

After The Fact Notes: What a twist! Love triangle?! Oo; Kisame should be a man pimp! I hope you enjoyed it though. Kakuzu sends his love in a coin purse.

I MIGHT continue this, depends if I feel another chapter could hold up.