Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, but I want to but somebody beat me to drawing the characters and sending it!
Chapter Four: The Double Date
Author: Welcome, you all! It's time to read the 4th chapter of this story!
Kikyou: There was a third chapter?
Author: Gasp! Kikyou! You've become an Inuyasha!
Kagome: Oooh! I wanna be an Inuyasha!
Author: No Kagome. You don't matter.
Kagome: Man!
Inuyasha: Inuyasha in the house! I got more sexier!
Kikyou: Ugh!
Inuyasha: W-what?
Sessho-maru: YMCA!
Author, Kikyou, Kagome, Inuyasha: …
Author: Do you know how random that was?
Inuyasha: Are you some gay freak? Oh yeah, you are!
Kikyou: You need a new motto!
Kagome: Can you take my place and not matter?
Author: No Kagome, only you don't matter
Sessho-maru: That's right girlfriend! You know, I got a pedicure and a manicure and…
Inuyasha: AAAH! This is too GAY!!! Hurry up and start the chapter! PLEASE!
Author: Ok! Ok! I give you chapter four!
"Inuyasha?" Kikyou asked in a really annoyed voice. "Why are we at Burger King for the romantic double date?!"
"I like it!" Sessho-maru said. "They give double cheese burgers. Does that mean you get double cheese on your burger or two cheese burgers?"
Inuyasha stared at his stupid brother. Then he turned to Kikyou.
"I did not pick it! Kagome did! She said it would be romantic! Shows how much she knows!" Inuyasha mumbled.
Kids ran around and screamed loudly everywhere. Kikyou sighed.
"I want a toy!" Sessho-maru squealed, looking at the toy display. He went over and took a closer look. "Harry Potter?" he said, reading the strange name. He shrugged.
"That must be the hat's name!" Sessho-maru said looking at the boy in the glasses' hat.
"You moron! Harry Potter's the girl's name!" Inuyasha shouted pointing to Ron from Harry Potter.
"Okay, first of all that's not a girl. That's Ron! Second of all, Harry Potter is the dork with the glasses! Hmmm….kinda reminds me of you!" Kikyou said, laughing at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha gasped in disbelief. "That is NOT me! I'm hot!" he exclaimed, holding his hand back in utter shock from Kikyou's words.
"I'm hot too!" somebody said cheerily.
Kikyou and Inuyasha turned around to find Kagome standing in front of them in a long black sleeve shirt and a white vest with new black pants and glowing yellow shoes.
"ugh! What's with the shoes?! They ruin your whole gothic look!" Inuyasha remarked.
Kagome looked down at herself. "….Yeah, you're right. Better fix that some day." She said.
Kikyou stared in disbelief at Kagome's disgusting sense of fashion. And I thought Sessho-maru looked unfashionable! She thought in horror.
There was Sessho-maru dressed in a maroon suit and a rose sticking in his silvery white hair. There were also heart stickers flowing down his hair. (Okay, maybe he did look worse)
"You look like a monkey!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"You look like an idiot!" Kikyou shouted.
Kagome blushed. "Oh, thank you for the compliments!" she said, waving her hand in the air as if she was some movie star.
"Compliments?!" Kikyou cried out. "You're so mentally retarded!"
Just then Sessho-maru chose to walk over. "Are you a penguin? Are you on the menu 'cause I like to eat penguins." He said.
"No." Kagome replied. She paused to look down at Sessho-maru's outfit and laughed.
"Don't laugh at me! I'm a V.I.P!" Sessho-maru said proudly.
"Whatever! Let's just eat and get this over with!" Kikyou shouted.
Kagome and Inuyasha got up to wait on line. Inuyasha tried to skip in front of people, but they all grabbed his ears and yanked him out. So they had to wait in the back of the line which ended in the next street.
"Oh great," Inuyasha muttered.
Meanwhile, Kikyou and Sessho-maru just watched all the children enjoy their lunches, talk, and run around. It reminded Kikyou of when she and Inuyasha used to play together after his mother had died. Inuyasha mostly watched her from a distance, but she saw it as a fun game.
To Sessho-maru this reminded him of what being a real demon was like and the feeling of killing people and wiping the joy off of their faces. Now he was just a stupid demon who fell in love with a human. Maybe I was better off before, he thought.
Six hours later, Inuyasha and Kagome were halfway to the counter.
"Will this never end?" Inuyasha muttered.
"Oh, it's not that bad!" Kagome said, but even she did not believe that.
Four hours later they got their order. Inuyasha and Kagome went back to their table to found Kikyou sleeping.
Inuyasha gasped. "Sessho-maru what did you do to her?! You poisoned her, didn't you?" Inuyasha shouted angrily.
"Huh? Did somebody call my name?" Sessho-maru asked, snapping out of his thoughts. He looked around, but couldn't figure out who said it.
Inuyasha nudged Kikyou. He kept nudging her. Suddenly Kikyou's head popped up and she stared fiercely at Inuyasha.
"Ummmm….why are you doing that Kikyou?" Inuyasha asked uncertainly.
"Did you just touch me?" Kikyou asked angrily.
She waved a fist in the air. She was about to shove it in Inuyasha fat face when Sessho-maru put French fries in front of her.
"Try them!" he said brightly.
Kikyou looked at him and wondered why he wanted her to try French fries. She slowly took one out of the pack and bit into it. She chewed and suddenly felt sick as she coughed and spit out a small piece of paper. She looked at it. Then she noticed Inuyasha looking at it in curiosity. Fast as lightning she grabbed the paper off the table before Inuyasha by kicking him in the shins.
"Ouch!" Inuyasha screamed.
"You go girl!" Sessho-maru cheered even though he didn't know what was going on. Inuyasha made a grab at his older brother's hair and they both started fighting.
Kikyou shook her head at them as she opened up the slip of paper. It read, Meet me at sunset on top of the mountains someday-Sessho-maru
How dumb! He didn't need to send me a note that almost choked me to tell me that! I still don't know when I'm supposed to meet him! Kikyou thought frustratedly.
Just then Kagome jumped out of her chair, faced Inuyasha and furiously screamed, "Why aren't you listening to me?!"
"But you didn't say anything!" Inuyasha argued.
"Yeah, but I'd like to!" Kagome pointed out (As if anybody could figure that out!)
"Okay, fine! Talk woman!" Inuyasha said as he let go of Sessho-maru's hair and Sessho-maru let go of his nose.
"AAAAAAAAAOOOOW!!!" Kagome howled.
Everybody moved away from surprise and horror.
"Eew! Kagome, what the hell was that?!" Inuyasha shrieked, horrified by Kagome's sudden outburst.
"Why do you never care about what I have to say? Why do you ever think that since Kikyou moved on, so should you? You big jerk! Maybe I should just go and date Kouga!" Kagome hollered in rage.
"NO! Not that ass!" Inuyasha gasped.
"Yes, I will date Kouga! So long, Inuyasha! Mwahahahahahaha!" Kagome laughed evilly as she ran out of Burger King in search of Kouga.
"NOOOO! I'LL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!" Inuyasha shouted running after her. While he was running he remembered he was supposed to keep an eye on Kikyou and Sessho-maru and now he couldn't because of Kagome.
"Darn it!" Inuyasha grumbled. "Why couldn't you just stick to not mattering, Kagome?" He continued to run, thinking about killing Kouga.
Kikyou and Sessho-maru on the other hand, were holding their ears because of the new level of racket the kids were making.
"Why'd I come here anyway?" Kikyou mumbled.
"Tomorrow at sunset," Sessho-maru said.
Kikyou turned to stare at him in confusion. "Tomorrow at sunset what?" she asked.
"Tomorrow at sunset we can finally be left alone and I can show you my true self," he said mysteriously, getting up and walking out the door. Kikyou watched him go. She thought of the reason why she chose him to date ( because she didn't want to choose Inuyasha), she thought of his behavior (which was really weird and gay) and he seemed pretty stupid to her—until today.
Today she saw more in him. Something special was what she saw.
I wonder what he means by his true self, Kikyou thought. She knew that she would definitely find out tomorrow!
Author: Okay, hope you liked it! This was chapter 4!
Inuyasha: I can't believe people actually read this! It makes me sick!
Author: Say that again and I'll…
Kouga: Whaz up? Kouga in the house!
Inuyasha: Kouga! What the hell are you doing here?!
Author: Kouga! You weren't introduced yet! Get lost!
(Author throws huge hammer at Kouga. Kouga crashes through the wall and flies out)
Kouga: Aaaaaah!
Author: Please continue reading when the next chapter is put on! Plus, please rate and review!