Suki-chan here with a horrible attempt at a humor one shot. Please cut me some slack the horribleness(yes thats a word) of this fic. I wrote it at around midnight. Anyway lov my story and i will lov you.
Blondes
By: Mitsuki Hasagawa
"Huh," breathed Sakura and Sasuke at the same time as they slumped into their seats at Ichiraku's Ramen Shop.
"What's wrong with you, Sasuke?" she asked laying her head on the counter and looking up at him.
"One word, blondes." He said resting his head on his hands.
"Me too. They're so loud."
"And obnoxious."
"And they complain too much."
"And they never listen."
"I know, I mean, you tell them something and it's like it goes in one ear and out the other." Sasuke said laying his head on the counter as well.
"Yeah, and it's like they have no brains at all."
"Yeah. So why do we date them?"
"Because we're hot!" cried Ino hugging Sakura from behind and kissing her on her neck.
"And the sex is good too." Naruto said hugging Sasuke from behind and nibbling on his ear.
"Oh yeah." Sakura and Sasuke said in unison as they were dragged away by their blond lovers.
The next day both Sasuke and Sakura couldn't walk and had to stay home from training and two very happy blondes volunteered to 'take care' of them for the day.
Owari.
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