Hunter Darko (Parody of: Donnie Darko)
Hunter is randomly walking in some golf course
Hunter- Yeah I'm randomly walking in this golf course
Some person dressed in a bunny suite comes over to him
Bunny-28 days 6 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds that is when the world will end
Hunter- Cool?
Bunny- That's not cool, now write it down
Hunter- I have pen, for some reason, but no paper
Bunny- Write it on your arm
Hunter- Okay, can you say it again, I missed it the first time
Bunny- sighs 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds
Hunter- writes in down And that's when the world will end you say
Bunny- Yes, weren't you listening?
Hunter- What's your name?
Bunny- My name? It's Frank
Hunter- I'm Hunter
Frank- Yeah about that, it's going to be Hunter Darko now
Hunter- But my last names Niall
Frank- Too bad, now go to sleep
Hunter falls asleep
Hunter- wakes up and sees to men looking at him What?
Man 1- Are you okay there son?
Hunter- looks around Where am I?
Man 1- A golf course
Man 2- It's Daniel Niall's son again, always is here at night
Man 1- Was he sleep golfing the two men laugh
Hunter- I don't come here every night, tonight was the first night I came here, I don't know why but don't be spreading lies about me bitch
The men look at each other
Man 2- I think it's time you go home now, Hunter
Hunter walks home and sees Morgan there
Hunter- The weirdest thing happened today I woke up in some golf course
Morgan- I know I heard
Hunter- How?
Morgan- I know everything freaky music plays
Hunter- What hell
Sky- comes walking out with a cd play Oh sorry was my music too loud again
Hunter and Morgan look at each other
Morgan- Why does she listen to that freaky music?
Hunter- I don't know but it really goes with what's going on
Morgan- True
Hunter- Why are you here any way?
Morgan- I don't know was walking along the neighborhood and thought I'd drop by
Hunter- Well you can go home now
Morgan leaves and Hunter goes up to his room
Hunter- What does that person in the bunny outfit mean? 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds that's when the world will end, how does he know?
The next day Hunter walks Morgan to school with Robbie and Bree
Random girl- Chut up!
Hunter- whispers to Morgan Whose she talking to?
Morgan- I don't know she just randomly says that
They all arrive at school but see that the school mascot in front of the school had been vandalized with the words 'They made me do it" on it
Bree- Oh my gosh what happened?
Robbie- Who would do something like this?
Morgan- looks over at Hunter That's looks like you're handwriting Hunter
Hunter- No it doesn't
Morgan- takes Hunter's arm where he has the 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds written on it It looks like it to me
Hunter- How did you know I had that there?
Morgan- I'm everywhere and I know everything too freaky music plays
Sky- walks passed Sorry
Hunter- Why are you even here?
Sky- Just walking. Oh my gosh looks at the vandalized mascot That looks like your handwriting Hunter
Hunter- Go away
Sky walks away
Robbie- Who's they?
Hunter- What?
Robbie- You wrote they made you do it, who are they?
Hunter- I didn't write that! I don't even know what it means! thinks I know who it was!
Morgan- Who?
Hunter- Frank
Morgan- Who?
Hunter- I don't really know who he is but I met him yesterday, he's some guy in a bunny costume
Morgan- Okay then turns over to Bree and Robbie Can you believe we're still learning about that life line thing, it's so stupid
Bree- I know
Hunter- turns over to them You should tell you're teacher to shove it up her ass
GASP
Morgan- You don't even know her
Hunter- I don't know it just felt like something that needed to be said, I need to go now
Hunter walks home and sees a something from a plane crash on his house
Hunter- What the fuck?
Frank comes walking by
Frank- Hey that should have happened earlier in the story. Oh well walks away
Hunter- You're just going to leave! Something just crashed down on my house, what is going on? walks into his house
Sky- Yeah um Hunter I think something crashed in our house, I heard a bang.
Hunter- Thanks for pointing out the obvious Sky.
Sky- Yeah and I think it landed right in your room too, Goddess if you would have been home you would have been killed
Hunter- Figured walks into his room Damn it
Sky- yells for the downstairs I want that mess cleaned up by the time I get home, Hunter!
Hunter- How do you expect me to get this all cleaned up by the time you get home?
Sky- The fairy Godmother!
Hunter- What?
Sky- You know from Cinderella.
Hunter- I just know that you are crazy and that there is no fairy Godmother
Fairy Godmother comes out of Hunter's closet
Hunter- Erm who are you?
Fairy Godmother- Your fairy Godmother
Hunter- Why would I have a Godmother?
Fairy Godmother- I dunno
Frank comes out of nowhere
Frank- Hey this is a parody on Donnie Darko what the hell are going doing here?
Fairy Godmother- To help him clean his room.
Frank- Okay walks away
Fairy Godmother- Okay so you clean as I watch
Hunter- Well then that's not really helping me clean now, is it?
Fairy Godmother- You do what I tell you!
Hunter- Okay okay cleans up bedroom
13 hours later
Hunter- Okay I'm done now sees that his Fairy Godmother is sleeping I'm done now! Wake up!
Fairy Godmother- wakes up Well about time
Hunter- So now what?
Fairy Godmother- I dunno, I just came here to help you clean
Hunter- But you didn't help me clean, I did it all by myself and it took forever!
Fairy Godmother- Do you ever stop complaining?
Hunter- No
Fairy Godmother- I thought so walks away
Hunter- So you're just going to leave? Fine!
Next Day
Morgan and Hunter are over at Morgan's house
Hunter- These last few days have been really weird, I have no clue what is going on at all
Morgan- Well that's cool. Want to have a Halloween party?
Hunter- Are you even listening to me? And why would we have a Halloween party when it's the middle of December?
Morgan- I dunno I want to wear my witch costume
Hunter- But you are a witch why do you need to wear a costume?
Morgan- What is with all your questions? We are going to have a Halloween party and that's that.
Hunter- Okay okay
Morgan- Oh yeah and it's going to be at your house
Night of Halloween Party
Hunter's house
Hunter- Who are all of these people?
Morgan- Who cares let's just have fun dances
"Notorious" by Duran Duran plays as these little girls come out and dance
Hunter- What the hell are these little girls doing here?
Frank- walks in Wow this is getting really out of order
Hunter- I'm getting really confused
Robbie walks over to Hunter and Frank
Robbie- Nice costume
Frank- Erm you too looks at Robbie wearing a costume of Hulk Hogan
Robbie- Oh this old thing walks away
Frank- Well I'm going to go as more random stuff from the movie happens but not in order walks away
Hunter- Okay
Morgan runs over to Hunter
Morgan- Did you ever wonder how the smurfs have sex?
Hunter- No why would I? And also the smurfs are asexual so they kinda can't
Morgan- Well jeez Mr. Smart British man
Frank comes by again
Frank- You're going to die
Morgan- Me?
Frank- Yeah you
Morgan- Why?
Frank- Well someone needs to die and you were also getting really annoying so come outside and I'll run you over with a car
Morgan- Sounds good to me, come on Hunter
Hunter follows Morgan and Frank
Hunter- What the hell is going on here?
Frank- Okay so I'm going to run you over and then you points to Hunter are going to shot me in the eye. Now Morgan lie down
Morgan- Oh cool you know my name, okay lies down
Frank gets in car and runs Morgan over
Hunter- I'm so confused
Frank gets out of the car and walks over to Hunter
Frank- Now shot
Hunter- Might as well shots him
Frank falls to the ground
Hunter- I don't get any of this
Fairy Godmother comes out and looks at Frank and Morgan on the ground
Fairy Godmother- You're going to be in trouble
Hunter- He told me to do it! And no one is going to find out if you no one tells, so please don't tell
Police come
Hunter- Damn!
Police man- Did you do this
Hunter- Uh no?
Police man- Well then why is there a gun in your hand?
Hunter- He told me to do it!
Police man- Hey are you the kid who wrote They made me do it on the school?
Hunter- No, I don't go to that school
Police man- I don't believe you, come on let's go down to the station buddy
The police take Hunter away
Jail Cell
Hunter- I would have never thought this would happen.
Okay now I know that really wasn't anything like Donnie Darko is was just so fun, so please read and review.