Okay, guys, if you're reading my other stuff, I'm not sure how much you'll like this, so just know that it's not exactly like my others.

I like to keep fanfics going in the same line that the originals are, but I've been reading a lot of these that are out of place, and it's made me want to write one of my own.

So this is set modern day, at college. It is a NaruSasu/SasuNaru story, and is going to be more of a comedy than anything else, I think. The boys are about 21.

I hope you enjoy, but like I said, I'm trying to make this have a different tone than my others, so... We'll see.

Naruto sighed heavily as he stared at the pink notice on the door. It would figure that the one day the blonde actually decided to show up to class, the teacher would decide otherwise.

After continuing to stare at the doorway for five more minutes, Naruto angrily pulled out his cell phone and roughly punched in a number.

-Sasuke-

An annoying ringing filled the silence, causing a small groan to escape through lightly parted lips. Hands pounding objects on his desk, Sasuke finally found his alarm clock, trying to switch it off.

After a few moments, the Uchiha realized that it wasn't his alarm clock going off, and it wasn't exactly a ringing.

He groaned again when his mind registered it was his cell phone playing 'Animal I Have Become,' meaning Naruto.

Finally answering his phone sleepily, Sasuke made a sound to let the blonde know he had answered.

"Why the hell didn't you call and tell me!" The angry voice on the other line shouted.

"Didn't tell you what?" The Uchiha shot back, beginning to wake up.

Naruto seemed to ignore him. "Of course the day I decide to show up, and on time, mind you, class gets cancelled. You could have at least told me so I wouldn't have rushed to finish my homework."

With wide eyes, Sasuke's hand flew towards his alarm. It wasn't set, and he couldn't remember shutting it off. Cursing under his breath, his voice remained calm and he even managed a smirk into the phone.

"Maybe if you'd show up to class more often, we would believe you'd actually come when we don't have class." He mocked.

Naruto seemed to pause. "What do you mean 'we'?"

Sasuke faked surprise. "Did I say 'we'?" He smiled to himself. "I meant 'I.' After all, I don't have a roommate, so I must be alone." He let out a short gasp as if someone had just distracted him.

-Naruto-

The blonde slammed his phone shut, and stormed off down the hall.

Who the hell did that bastard think he was, anyways? God's gift to mankind? Naruto snorted at that. Please, just because the Uchiha had perfect hair, perfect skin, a perfect face and a perfect body… Naruto was not jealous of whoever Sasuke had decided to bed last night.

The blonde paused as he saw Sasuke's double, and opposite, Sai, coming towards him. His cheerful smile appeared. "Oi, Sai."

"Hello, Dickless." Sai gave one of his standard smiles. "Shouldn't you be jacking off somewhere?"

"Shouldn't you be peeking in on the men's showers?" Naruto shot back.

Sai just laughed as they continued down the hall.

-Sasuke-

Sasuke chuckled to himself as he hung up his phone. It was too easy to make the blonde upset, but teasing him was still so much fun.

Grabbing a towel, Sasuke headed into the bathroom and started his shower. Smirking slightly, Sasuke mused over when he had first learned how much fun he could get from teasing the blonde.

It was about eight years ago, when they were thirteen, that it all began.

Sasuke and Naruto had been in the same school since they were eight, but this year was the first time that they were ever in the same class.

They hated each other instantly. Sasuke always seemed to do everything perfectly, and everybody loved him. Naruto, on the other hand, was constantly making jokes and always having fun. Both boys envied each other, yet neither was willing to admit it.

Over the course of the year, though, the boys began to come closer, even if to everyone else it seemed that they hated each other more. Somehow, they had developed a sense of respect for each other, but at the end of that year, it was all lost.

On his way home, Sasuke was stopped by the loudmouthed blonde.

"Oi, Sasuke!" Naruto called, running from behind, trying to catch up.

"What do you want, Dobe?" There was a hint of annoyance in the pale boy's voice, but Naruto could tell it was no different than how Sasuke always spoke to him.

Naruto sheepishly placed a hand behind his head. "Anou… Can we talk?"

"Nh." Sasuke began walking again.

The blonde followed, understanding the Uchiha's silent command. "We've been friends for a while now." He began, staying slightly behind. "And since we've been friends, I've been starting to notice some things."

"Just spit it out." Sasuke snapped.

Naruto jumped slightly, but quickly settled down. "I… I like you, a lot, Sasuke." He paused for a moment. "I… I love you."

Sasuke froze, his eyes shooting to Naruto. "What?"

Suddenly, Naruto became shy and looked at the ground, shuffling his feet cutely.

Sasuke changed the temperature of the water to as cold as he could.

Sasuke couldn't remember how they ad separated, but it had to have been bad. Both of the boys had ended up in the hospital, and, after that, they didn't speak to each other for three years.

Without letting anyone know, Sasuke watched Naruto over that time while he came to realize his own feelings. When the Uchiha finally understood, he went to confront Naruto.

Surprised that Sasuke was talking to him again, Naruto quickly tried to explain what he said those years ago, claiming that he only meant he loved the Uchiha like a brother, and the whole fight had just been a misunderstanding.

After that, Sasuke wasn't willing to admit his feelings, but he also realized that his blonde friend did still have feelings for him.

It was then that the game began, and Sasuke did all that he could to try and get Naruto to confess his love once more.

-Naruto-

"What?" Naruto demanded, spewing his orange soda across the table.

Sai smiled proudly at himself as he held photographs out for Naruto to see. "I took them last night."

Naruto stared in disbelief at the pictures. They were of Sasuke, curled up in the fetal position, hugging a pillow close to his chest.

"There's one other thing." Sai's smile grew and twisted into an evil grin.

"There's more?" Naruto's eyes grew wide.

"He talks in his sleep." The artist announced. "But if you want to know what he said, it'll cost you."

Naruto thought for a moment, weighing how much the information would be worth to him. "What do you want?"

"Convince the president of the school that everyone should have roommates, and make sure I end up in the same room as Lee."

"Why Lee?" A slight wave of disgust washed over Naruto's face.

Sai chuckled. "Because it'll make Gaara mad, then I can bother him."

Naruto broke into hysterical laughter, causing head to turn his way.

Sai: If you don't review, you are all hermaphrodites with small penises... or is it penisi?