Sango gathered several large chunks of ice from an underground river. Tying them in a piece of cloth, she returned to the room she had Miroku in. If he was possessed by an impure parasite, purifying it was a good first step. Impure thoughts connected to the body and sent heat waves. Cold, frozen water should counteract it. Sango twisted the cloth, still containing the ice, lengthwise and tied it around the unroped part of the monk. She counted 30 seconds before he screamed himself awake. "AHHH!!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!"

Sango coughed away her laugh as he looked up at her. "Sango my love, you cannot do this to me!" Crossing her arms, she raised her eyebrows and made a face of disbelief.

"What did you just say, Miroku? First of all, I am far from your love as far as you have shown me. Second of all, since I clearly am doing 'this' to you, why can't I? You have had this going at you for a long time, monk. I just didn't figure out how to do it. I'm telling you right now- you have a parasite curse. A very small demon is feeding on your every impure thought and gaining power while making you do even more."

Here, Miroku gulped. He knew well how many naughty things were in his brain, and a third person truly opening the door between mind and action was very bad indeed. He did once have a small amount of self control. "Are you certain, Lady Sango? I would hate to think that I am enduring your…odd display of affection for me because of a misunderstanding." Sango rolled her eyes at the ridiculous speech.

"It is very simple if you would like proof. Watch this, hentai." She reached back and tugged on the large ribbon that held her outer kimono in place. Ofcourse, the first thought that came to the monk's mind was that she was stripping for him. The ice around his waist began to melt noticeably. "SEE! LOOK!" Sango retied her sash and pointed at it. "Your entire abdomen heats up! This PROVES that you have horrible thoughts. And the fact that it is so noticeable is proof that it is involuntary!" Miroku sighed.

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