Miley's up on stage as Hannah; singing "If we were a movie."

Uh oh

There you go again, talking cinematic

Yeah, you!

You're charming

Got everybody star-struck

I know

How you always seem to go

For the obvious

Instead of me

We get a ticket and you'll see

If we we're a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with

In the end we'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

show the names

Play the happy song

(Yeah)

Yeah, Yeah

When you call me

I can hear it in your voice

Oh sure!

You wanna see me

And tell me all about her

La la

I'll be acting through my tears

Guess you'll never know, if I should win

An Oscar for this scene I'm in

If we we're a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with

In the end we'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play the happy song

Wish I could tell you there's a twist

Some kind of hero in disguise

And were together it's for real,

Now playing

Wish I could show you there's a kiss

Like something more than in my mind

I see it

Could be amazing

(It could be amazing, if we were a movie)

If we we're a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with

In the end we'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play the happy song

She waved to her fans, and tried holding back the tears for Jake. She walked backstage, and sat down on the couch. Lilly was in the other room, drinking punch.

Her cell rang, the caller ID read, "Jake Ryan". She gasps, eyes wide.

"LOLA! LOLA!" Miley yells

"Huh?! What?!" Lilly said showing up through the doorway, face covered in chocolate.

"Never mind, go back in…"

She answered, trying to stay calm…

"Hello?"

"Hey, Miley."

"Oh! Hi, Jake! I didn't know it would be you here, on the line, the line I'm talking on…"

"You have caller ID, don't you?" Jake asked

"Uh, yeah…duh!" Miley said

"Uh…um…Miley, I've kind of got a girl now. Her name's Alexis. I'm coming back to Malibu with her."

"Oh…OH! CRAMP! CRAMP! I got to go!!" Miley said "Lilly! Lilly!"

"What?!"

"Jake has a new "girlfriend". Her name's Alexis; and she's coming back to Malibu."

"Oh, you ok with it?"

"Nope, and that's why things are about to get a lot more interesting…" Miley said

……………………………………………………

It was the next day. Miley and Lilly make their way down to the beach. Jake was sprawled out with a blanket with Alexis…

"…Eating strawberries…." Miley said, pointing to them. "They make me sick…"

"Really? Cause' I don't feel queasy at the moment…" Lilly said

Miley gives Lilly a look.

"Uh, Yeah, I'll just be over here, mingling." Lilly said walking away, laughing nervously. She bumps into Oliver, who has his arms crossed, giving her a look.

"Uh, did I say mingling? I meant….oh, who am I kidding?"

Oliver laughs. "Nobody. It's alright…" Oliver said, kissing her on the forehead.

Lilly gets hit with something "Ow!" Lilly says

"Shut the heck up, you two! I'm trying to listen! Don't make me go judo on your…"

"What? Miley, don't…" Oliver began

"Now listen here, boy. Don't blow my cover, or I'm going to hang you and drop you from my 2 story house, burn your clothes off while you're knocked out, take photos, put them up on E-bay, and MySpace, and then throw you out in public."

"Miley! DON'T YOU THREATEN MY HONEY-BUNCH! EVEN IF HE'S CLOTHED……..OR NAKED!!!!!"

"Lilly? Do you know how fast I can spread a rumor?"

"Yes."

"Then imagine how fast that I can spread "I sleep with a whole mess of unicorn beanie babies…" Miley said

"Pretty fast…"

"Yep, so it's either zip it and move, or go skip a rainbow with honey-bunch!" Miley said

"Zip it and move…" Lilly said

"Yep, that's what I thought…"

Oliver and Lilly leave the bushes, and walk up to Jake and Alexis.

"She's in the bushes…" They said at the same time.

"Oh, they're skipping a rainbow, those little weasels…" Miley whispered to herself

'Ok, stay strong, Miley. Just cut through your yard and sit down in the back.'

Miley rushes to her back yard. She stands in her kitchen and turns on the stereo.

Miley grabs some bread, peanut butter, and jelly. "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" plays in the background. Miley makes a PB&J while dancing her butt off. Jake walks in. Miley shakes her butt in his face, but doesn't notice Jake.

"Uh, Miley?"

"Oh! Uh...sandwich...?"

End of Chapter one...