Alright. It's Spring Break, I've got time, and probably a mob of angry reviewers waiting to kill me. So I'll hurry up and squish in this chapter- Sorry it's been forever since I updated!
Dang. I just realized it's been 5 MONTHS!
Oh.Em.Gee! I'm like, totally sorry, man! I'm actually, like, a good person, like...you know! Whatevs. Enjoy. Try not to kill me.
Emma hurried along the chamber passageways, following Harry. All at once he stopped, running a dollop of moose through his hair, and turned to face the stack of rocks pilled up.
"RONNYKINS!" He hollered. "I'VE GOT GINNY!"
"Emma!" She muttered, kicking Harry in the shins.
"Whatevs." Harry rolled his eyes and flashed a thumbs up at Ron.
"Er-Harry? That's not Ginny."
"What? Of course it is! She just died her hair. I think she looked way better as a redhead, but you know, everyones going blond these days!"
As Ron and Ginny--Erm, EMMA!-- stared at him, Harry began to frown.
"Wait, Ronnykins. I think you're right. Oh well. Toodles, Not-Ginny!"
And the two of them grabbed onto a flying vacuum and zoomed out of site.
"Wait! What about me?" Emma cried, kicking at the wall.
"Stupid Harry. Stupid Ron. Stupid Chamber. Stupid Tivo-set. Stupid-" But we'll never know what was so stupid, because at the exact moment a flying yellow object zoomed out of no where and hit Emma on the head.
"Owww." Our dreadfully misunderstood heroine shook her head, reaching out to grab the item that had nearly knocked her out. It was small and yellow, and strangely reminded Emma of a banana, or Gwen Stafani.
"Wow. The remote!" She yelled, once again stating the obvious. Pressing the littlest button, Emma began to glow green, and then--
POOF!
A small cloud of blue smoke POOFED! her backwards, and Emma hit the walls of the chamber, once again.
"Owwww." She groaned, leaning down, and pressing the right button. The whole chamber glowed green, and--
ZZAAPP!
Again, sorry it's been forever! but in three days, this story will have it's one-year(And One-Month) anniversary! OHMYFRICKINGOD!
Sorry. Got a little carried away. Will update soon. Possibly.