disclaimer: DOn't Own FAAARUBA
Authers note: Okay look, I have MONO so i have basicly bean sick all week and so all i have is this.
and i'm really really sorry!!! I know i promised at least 2 full pages but due to illness this is all i have, again sorry!!D!!!!
And just to clear up any confusion, Toki is T for Tohru and Yuki is Y For Yuki
"Why are acting like Tohru," I ask again. My voice wavering.
He looks at me in confusion, "because I am Tohru."
I turn to see the true Yuki looking at His body in total shock. Three words: Oh my god!!
The next few minutes are total confusion, mostly do to my cussing, and the real yuki's girly voice Horsley asking How the Fuck he's in a girls body, though the Fucks are cut down to a minimum do to Tohru lying on her side, surrounded by vomit.
It seems the only one who can get any attention to herself without screaming their brains out is Tohru, and she promptly ends the confusion by clearing her throat, sitting up and saying, "Um… Umm… Well I think we're in quite a predicament but I think we need to calm down, so we can assess the situation, effectively."
Um yahh we're in quite a predicament, Your kinda in a guys body!!! Little weird honey, if I do say so myself. And that's coming from a guy who turns into a freakish little monster every once in while.
But wait, if your in a guys body that means that you have THAT(relating to male body part) and you actually are a girl but…….. so does that make you gay…
Okay, weird train of thought back to the situation. "Umm okay, Tohru How does… What… wait minute."
"Which Tohru do you mean," the ever sly Yuki in Tohru's body asks.
"well that tohru," I reply pointing to Tohru's body, " Wait a minute, that Tohru" I say again pointing to the real tohru. "Wait a second, I mean… one of you… or maybe both…I don't really…"
At this precise moment in time, the phone rings. Saved by the bell, or rather several short bells. Yuki in Tohru's body sighs before picking up the cream colored phone.
"Hello, this is Yuki speaking."
Um no it's not you girly rat.
"Wait, I mean… this is Tohru." He says again correcting his mistake.
Both me and Tohru in yuki's body hear a squeaky voice that could only belong to Shigure, saying roughly this: Oh darly you sound horrible.
This is answered by Yuki in tohru's body short reply of "shut you mouth dog."
"Honey have you been getting enough sleep, you sound like yuki, who I might add isn't the someone you want to sound like."
"Shirgure," Yuki yawns, "Where the hell are you?"
"Oh silly me, I'm staying at Ayames for the weekend. He's going to make me a dress." In the background you can hear Ayame's voice chiming in: Ohhh let me speak to yuki!! I haven't seen him in so long almost a week, I can't bear it!
At this Yuki in Tohru's body slams down the phone turns to us saying in a girly voice "Shigures out for the weekend."
Yahh we kinda figured.
One second, haaaaa, I have an idea! OH my gosh I have a fricken idea!! (I know, those don't happen ofton)
"Wait!! Listen." Both Yuki and Tohru stare at me due to my sudden out burst. "You, the spirit of yuki in Tohru's body will be named henceforth Yuhru, And you Tohru in Yuki's body will be named Toki." I amaze myself sometimes.
"Toki?" Yuhru asks.
Why must he be slow now?
"yes, think of it this way, The first two letters stand for the spirit that inhabits the body (the last figures)"
"Um" Toki speaks up, "I understand the names thing but…"
"But what?" I ask curiously
She turns to me. "If I'm in his body does this make me one of the junshi?"
Good question, I award ten point to TOKI. Hehehe I love that name.
"I have a way to figure out" Yuhru states, He then turns to me and states "Kyo, Hug me."
Okay What the FUCK!!!!
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