Don't own HM.

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Miley was chilling out, watching a movie, when suddenly, there was breathing on her neck.

"Hey Miley."

"AHHHHHHHH!" Miley screams

Oliver laughs.

"Don't sneak up on me like that!" Miley says.

"Sorry. So…what cha watching?" Oliver asked

"Nothing, Just Shrek 2. I don't have the 3rd on DVD yet…"

"You're getting the 3rd? It's not even in theaters yet…"

"I know…that's why I'm getting it from a famous friend.

"Oh…cool." Oliver replied

Silence falls over the two for about a minute.

"Ok, let's cut to the chase! You still like me, I still like you. And we both know I have a craving for something that begins with an "M" and ends with a "Y", so we mind as well cut to the kissing."

"Is it Money?"

"No."

"Monkey?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Molly?"

"Nope!"

Miley just sits there, stuffing the popcorn in her mouth.

"Hello? Uh, Miley? You there?" Oliver says, waving his hand in her face.

Miley's eyes get wide and she gasps. She then slaps Oliver.

"Heh heh. I like em' feisty…"

Miley gasps again, and slaps Oliver again.

"What?"

"Don't ever say that again in your natural-born life…"

"What? I like…"

Miley slaps Oliver again…

"Em'…"

…and again…

"Feisty?"

…and again…

Miley slaps Oliver three more times, just for the heck of it.

"MILEY!" Oliver yelled

Miley bursts out laughing. "I-I'm sorry, Oliver! I-it's just so funny! Your face is so red, it's not even funny…and it is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Oliver sits there, moping.

"Mad over a few slaps, huh? I guess they call you Smokin' Oken, because your face is so red when you get slapped! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!"

"Well, it's not hilarious!"

"It is to me!" Miley says

She leans in, and gives Oliver a long kiss.

"There, better? Now, if you blush, your face will burn up more! BLAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! CHERRY FACE! BLAH-AHAHAHAHAAHAA!" Miley said

"Don't "steam up", Oliver! You're already "heated up"! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"SHUT UP, MILEY!" Oliver yelled.

"Ok. I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back…"

Miley runs to the bathroom. You can hear laughter.

"BLAH-AHAHAHAHAHA! CHERRY FACE!"

Miley comes back out of the bathroom. She sits down next to Oliver, who doesn't talk to her. Unnoticed, Oliver slips his arm around Miley.

"Heh. Sorry about earlier."

"You'd better be."

Miley laughs. Oliver tries to make a move, reaching for her waistline. Miley dumps the bucket on Oliver.

"In your dreams, boy. I'll give it to you when pigs fly."

"Well, paint me pink, and shoot me from the world's largest slingshot..."

"I'd rather not, cause' then we'd be in my bedroom faster than I can slap you in the face."

"True..." Oliver replies

End of chapter Three..

Miley: BWAHAHAHAHA! CHERRY FACE!

Rioichi & Oliver: SHUT UP MILEY!

Miley: Maybe you are a pig, cause you sure were smoked like bacon back there! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!