Lindsay opened a forwarded email from her sister titled "Ten simple steps to getting the guy of your dreams." She normally hated these kinds of emails, but the title grabbed her attention. Reading it, she decided to give it a try, seeing as the man of her dreams wouldn't give her the time of day…

1. Catch his attention.

The perfect opportunity for Lindsay to put her plan into action happened purely by accident. She and Danny were alone in the locker room, both preparing to start their shift. The lid to Lindsay's coffee that she had bought from McDonald's on the way to work popped off just as she took a sip, spilling coffee all over the front of her shirt. "Oh no!" she groaned.

"Smooth, Montana." Danny snickered from the locker next to her.

This is the perfect opportunity! Lindsay though, smiling to herself for such genius. Without saying a word, she reached down and pulled her shirt over her head. From beside her, Danny's eyes popped slightly, as she was only wearing a lacy, black bra underneath. She shuffled around in her locker for the extra shirt she kept there – with her job, you had to be prepared for anything – and slipped it on. "Put your tongue back in your mouth, Messer," Lindsay smirked and turning on her heel, left the room.

2. Act uninterested – guys want what they can't have.

Danny groaned and pulled his shirt over his head, revealing his trademark wife beater underneath. "I hate dumpster diving." Lindsay just laughed at him. "You know you like it." Danny teased.

Lindsay tried hard not to look at his gorgeous body. "Like what?" she asked as innocently as she could.

Danny rolled his eyes. "You know what I'm talking about."

Lindsay looked up at him, her innocent little country girl look – the one that she knew worked so well – on her face. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Danny."

"You know that you would kill for a piece of me."

Lindsay scoffed. "As if. In your dreams, Messer."

The cocky grin faded slightly off of Danny's face. She really sounded serious. This was a new thing for him. Normally girls were tripping over their own feet to get a date with the infamous Danny Messer. In a way, he found Lindsay's nonchalant behavior exciting, maybe even a turn on.

Lindsay detected Danny's change in attitude. This 10-step thing better work, she thought, or else I think I may just have to kill my sister.