WHOOHOO! So much positive feedback!
Words just not coming like they used to? We've all probably been through writer's block once or twice, and we all know it's hard to break out of, especially when some bee-otch has started a flame war and you're losing the will to open WordPerfect again. But, there are a few things that can make inspiration come to you.
1: Begin your day with a good breakfast and a two-mile jog through the woods. Your breakfast should include sausages, eggs, toast, and grits. Your jog should end with you throwing up like heck in a patch of poison ivy, hoping some guy will come by and help you back to civilization. Now you've got yourself a terrible real-life experience you could turn into a fanfic.
2: Hop in your car and begin driving to your favorite theme-park. Forget to purchase gas, the double-edged sword that keeps your car running while bleeding your bank account to death. Contemplate possible plot twists while waiting for a tow-truck.
3: Once you've recovered from the loss of your beloved plot-bunny, stock up on carrots and go to a local shelter and find a new plot-bunny who is sad and could use a loving home.
4: Let your mind wander as you sit in school, work, or some other kind of prison. Something will come to you... Something shocking and amazing... Something no one has ever thought of... Something you'll wish you remembered when you got back home!
Review if you have any suggestions for fellow writers.