Disclaimer: Not mines Never mines,

Warnings: Nothing much...there will be Yaoi mentioned..it just all around fun.

Inner Thoughts

Itachi

Dear Journal

I have been looking around my place of work and I think that maybe I should ask for a raise.I mean there is something to be said about having to change my clothing every two weeks because someone decided it was all fine and dandy to test out a new explosive near the laundry...I mean come on once was enough to get the point but six damn times in a row...

I saw my little brother today he grew up well..I mean yeah he still can't touch me and I can kick his ass with my pinky but maybe just maybe he will be good enough to blow some of my hair(Hahahahahah)...um well thats all I have for today the lost member of the blue man group is calling me for a meeting as if I want to sit around with these sick sick men and have them undress me with their eyes..damn it I think I should wear extra clothing.

I will return soon

ItachiBlow your Mind Uchiha

Dear Journal

Remind me again why I left my brother alive...he is such a pain I mean can you believe he tried to insult me by saying he was ready to kill me..I mean I am all up for a fight and all but how many times do I have to leave him drooling and beating on the floor before he learns to leave me alone...a man can't pick out clothing without being told he will die today.

Great now the man child has wondered into my room..how the hell did he get in here anyway?! I think a little yellow bus should troll him around or maybe a nanny because I know no one...damn it he is in my nail polish..talk to you later

ItachiYou want meUchiha

Dear Journal

I know it has been some time since I wrote in you but I have been busy, my partner turned into a pervert I caught him looking at me while I was taking a bath with his HANDS IN HIS PANTS..eww..I mean year when I need it he is a good bed partner but I can not stand to be made into a free porn show..at least pay me before viewing, And another thing if he rubs on that sword of his one more time with a glazed look in his eyes as I ask him about my clothing I will make that thing disappear..

I went into my old village(Which was too easy) and looked around..my brother seemed to hooked up with the blond and someone besides me was looking on...I only saw a flash of orange and gray because they were gone when I blinked...

Anyway my brother is somewhat good at something by the way the blond under him was moaning..I made a soundtrack to the video I shot maybe I will sale it on eBay...wait damnit I don't want my account deleted for selling porn..I will find someone.

I am suppose to be a missing nin right...then why in the hell can I walk around with girls(and guys) following me around like lost puppies, people I am just hot no need to faint when I look in your direction my calender will be out soon.

Well I have to go and brush my hair and look evil and hot at the same time..it takes practice my brother should thank me for making him learn it even if he can't use it the way I do. Silly little brother..your wearing my old clothing.

ItachiPower UkeUchiha

Dear Journal

This will be a short one but I have to say this, I wake up shower and eat just like everyone else why do everyone think I am different then them..I mean sure I killed my clan(They had it coming to them...they know what they did!) and maybe messed my brother up but I am human!

I have likes and dislikes I have good days and bad days!

Why oh why must this happen to me!

I..I don't have the new fall line!

That white eyed kid took the last order for the clothing I had my eye on..I am beginning to regret killing my family since I would have had the money to buy the clothing without trouble..I mean this job doesn't pay well and insurance is high as well as my rent! all this kid had to do was walk in and point and all was gone...no one thought of me and he SMIRKED at me as I sat there mourning over my lost...bitch. if I get my hands on the long haired hoe I will make him wish he was dead I will...agh and it was such a nice line!!!!

ItachiPissed off HottieUchiha

((That is all for Itachi right now...he is refusing to let me see anymore of his journal..who do you want me to do next?))