WE DON NOT OWN, Jackie Chan SKILLET, Nickelback, or Eiffel 65 OR THEIR LYRICS. WE'RE JUST BORROWING THEM FOR AMUSEMENT.

Naruto screamed as the snow smacked him in the face. Strangely, it wasn't snow (dun dun dun!). It was sunshine! Then he realized it was snow, but yellow snow! He looked up to see a giant clay bird urinating above the village. He shrugged it off, just thinking it was a part of in unimaginable imagination, and went to the ramen shop, unaware of the eyes following him.

Someone crept up behind him and whispered in his ear, "I'm everything you've wanted. I am the one who's haunting you. I am the eyes inside of you, stare back at you."

"Go away Sasuke!" Naruto pushed the unexpected raven-haired Hyuuga away and, he ran off crying an ocean into the woods. "I'm tired of such abuse," he wailed at the chipmunks that seemed to be laughing at him. In fact, they were! After many years of enduring the villagers' hating stares, he snapped and slaughtered the laughing chipmunks.

"MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER!" Some random girl with long hair came out of nowhere circling him, changing her voice each time and it was very annoying. Naruto tuned her out and began to collect his bloody kunai. He then threw the kunai at her, and she poofed away as if she was a clone and another of her began circling him again screaming "MURDERER! MURDERER!" She stopped and began asking "why" for no apparent reason.

"Because!" Naruto said in an unexpected outburst, "BOB RAN AWAY!" The girl's eyes began to water and soon burst into sobs as she held Naruto captive, sobbing in his chest.

"Okay, I'm done," she said instantly, her face not streaked with tears, and skipped happily away.

"I'm blue," said Kisame after appearing out of nowhere. He began break-dancing as if he was a gangsta and medallions (sp?) appeared around his neck as music appeared as well, and he sang, "I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da bee dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da bee dee ba die!"

Naruto stared at him not amused, "Gangstas don't break-dance. Sorry to burst your bubble."

Kisame stared at him back, then after a long silence, he sang, "I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da bee dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da bee dee ba die! I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da bee dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da bee dee ba die!"

"Two can play at that game," Kakashi called out and began to sing, "Never made it as a wise man, I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing; Tired of living like a blind man, I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling."

"You guys SUCK!" Naruto cried throwing tomatoes at both at them and running away.

The little girl came back and hit him on the head, "I thought Kakashi sounded nice; I know, let's build a karaoke stand right here!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Naruto yelled and ran away from her evil grasp. The girl faked cry until she was bored and decided to look for Kakashi.

"Oh My gosh! You're Jackie Chan!" Kakashi squealed like a schoolgirl pointing at Jackie Chan.

"Oh my gosh! It's Kakashi!" a horde of fangirls girls screamed.

"Oh my gosh, it is kakashi!" Jackie Chan cried.

After screaming for a few moments, Jackie Chan and the fangirls pounced on Kakashi and tied him to a tree.

"OOOOOOOH!" Said one of the fangirls after tying Jackie Chan to the same tree for no reason, "Lets set the tree on fire. Then we can share his ashes evenly."

Just then, out of nowhere, a young girl came out of nowhere and cut his ropes, "Am I the only sane Kakashi fan out there? Jackie Chan, I'm sorry to say this, but Kakashi's not gay. He reads perverted books written by an obviously straight guy, who uses women as an inspiration. Stop torturing him! Okay, I'm done."

"Oh my gosh, it's rock lee!" The kakashi fans screamed and chased after him. Just then, Neji fell from the sky.

"Oh my gosh! It's a flying Neji!" The Kakashi fans dumped Rock Lee for the grounded Neji. The young girl from before poked him in the abdomen so hard he yelped; she smiled and exclaimed loudly, "You're pregnant!"

"Man!" Exclaimed another one. "You really ought to stay away from LEE!"

Irritated, Neji fell back into the sky (sort of like a rewind button).

"Bye bye Rewind Neji!!" Naruto, who came out of nowhere, cried waving and then the story ended.