When Perverts get Caught
DG32173
Sarah: this is gonna be … weird. Weirder than my usual, even. This is gonna be a three part story, so don't get too disappointed when this part stops, k?
SUMMARY
Kakashi and Jiraiya get caught spying on Sakura and Tsunade at the hot springs. The girls decide to get revenge by spying on them in turn…
PART 1
Kakashi couldn't complain too much on the scene just a few meters away from the bushes he and Jiraiya were hiding behind. Wait, back up. He couldn't complain at all about the scenery. Two naked woman, talking to each other as they slowly stepped into the hot springs. Two very beautiful women, at that.
One small problem: one was the Hokage and the other was his former student. If they got caught, they would be in big trouble. Naruto swore to him that Tsunade had to have been teaching Sakura to hit harder; and the proof of it was that his bruise lasted three days instead of the normal couple of hours it should have lasted. Kakashi never got around to asking the loud blonde how he came about getting the bruise in the first place; he had a feeling Naruto would be very embarrassed by it.
Without a word, the two hentai slowly creep forward to get a better view of the women as well as listen in on their conversation. "… not to hit him so hard in the head; it might wreck his brain, and then the sixth Hokage would be even stupider than he already is," Tsunade remarks, leaning against the back of the hot springs; the tops of both women's breasts were quite visible to any onlookers.
Sakura laughed. "Heh, so you did decide to name him your heir after all," she teased.
"Aye," Tsunade says. She decides to change the subject. "So, Sakura, since Sasuke is so obviously taken, have you found any new interest of the opposite gender?"
Sakura laughs. "Maybe," she drawls.
"Oh? And who, pray tell, could captivate you so soon after getting over Sasuke?" she asks.
Sakura laughs again. "Tsunade-sama, you know I got over him over 5 years ago," she says.
This is surprising news to the two men listening in. They thought that Sakura was still infatuated with the Uchiha heir. Tsunade chuckles. "Hai, I know. So, who is the mystery man?" she asks.
Sakura blushes lightly. "Promise not to tell anyone?" she inquires.
Tsunade smiles. "Hokage's word," she says. "So, who is it?"
Sakura grins. "Well, don't be too shocked," she says, giggling; everyone knows Tsunade doesn't get shocked easily. "I am rather interested in Kakashi," she continues. In the bushes, Kakashi silently chokes on his own breath. So it hadn't been a mistake, she was interested in him. "Oi, oi! Tsunade-sama, now that I told you who I like, it's your turn!" she says eagerly. The two men make sure to be extra quiet. Nobody knew who Tsunade likes, but everyone knows that the blonde woman is definitely interested in someone.
Tsunade sighs. "Well, I guess it's fair," she says. Sakura nods enthusiastically. "Now you better not breathe a word of this to anyone!" she says warningly. "Or your getting extra hours at the hospital!"
Sakura holds up her hands in peace. "Hai, hai! Not a word!" she agrees; she already works a sixty hour week at the hospital anyways, twenty hours more than she is legally supposed to.
"And I'll tell everyone that you like Kakashi!" Tsunade continues. Sakura makes a zipped lips sign, showing she'd be extra quiet about this secret. The older woman smiles softly. "I suppose I should tell someone then; heh, I've liked him almost as long as I've known him," she breathes.
Sakura's eyes widen. "You like Jiraiya-sama?!" she gasps. It's Jiraiya's turn to choke on his breath when Tsunade nods slightly. "Oh wow! How can you be interested in the ultimate hentai of Konoha?!"
Tsunade laughs. "How can you be interested in the second ultimate hentai of Konoha?" she queries in retaliation.
Sakura laughs. "Point taken," she chuckles. "Well, perverted men are somewhat fascinating, I suppose. All the women in the village are after at least one of them, most are after both. And most of them are part of the 'Sasuke-kun-fan-club-of-doom'."
Tsunade laughs. "Hai, that is true; though I doubt they'd add the 'of doom' part to it," she says lightly. "Hmm, I wonder what it would be like if a large gathering of women decided to follow those two around all day?" Tsunade ponders.
"They'd start the day pleased to have such a large number of ladies following them; ending the day desperate for escape, I'd imagine," Sakura replies. Both women laugh as images of the two hentai being followed all day by women flash through their minds.
Kakashi and Jiraiya make the biggest mistake of their lives. They snort at the idea of being desperate to escape a group of lovely women. Sakura and Tsunade's heads snap up at the exact same second, staring at the bushes. "Did you hear that?" Sakura asks in a deathly calm voice.
"Hai. Seems we have some unwanted guests," Tsunade murmurs in a very similar tone. The two men become so pale that Sasuke's ivory skin would look burnt black in comparison. In seconds, the two women vanish from the hot springs and appear right in front of the two hentai; fully dressed mind you. The glares on their faces would be enough to send even Orochimaru and Itachi running in fear. The two men laugh nervously at the girls.
"Eh heh, hey Ts-Tsunade-chan," Jiraiya says, quivering.
"S-Sakura-ch-chan?" Kakashi stutters. "You aren't g-gonna k-kill u-us… a-a-are you?" he says, backing away slowly.
The women smirk. "Iie, Kakashi-kun," Tsunade says, her voice sugary sweet. The two men sigh in relief "We won't kill you. But your punishment will make you wish we did," she says, smirking evilly. The two men groan. "NO missions for two months; and instead of missions, you will be forced to do deskwork during the two months."
The men stare at Tsunade in shock. All of the countries know that Kakashi and Jiraiya would rather die than do deskwork. "But…!" the men start at the same time. Only to be stopped when Sakura lands a punch to the right eye of both men. Naruto was right; Tsunade had to be teaching Sakura how to hit harder. They'd have black eyes for a month, at least. The hentai nin are dragged from the hot springs by the ear, Tsunade dragging a whining Jiraiya and Sakura dragging a pouting Kakashi.
Sarah: um, I dunno where to take it from there, so that's it for part 1. Part 2 will be posted eventually. Ja ne/