A/N Yay for new snapshots! I'm a little stuck on the next chapter of ID?ID and this asked to be written instead so I hope you enjoy!!
The one in which House and Cameron wonder why they did it….
"Stop it!"
"I'm not doing anything!"
"Yes, you are!"
"No, I'm not!"
"You're such a liar, liar liar pants on fire!"
"I'm not a liar and my pants are not on fire!"
"That's just an expression stupid, don't you know anything? And you are a liar cause I saw you do it!"
"No, you didn't, because I didn't do anything. You're just crazy!"
"I am not, I know what I saw!"
"You are crazy, everyone says so. I heard Mom and Dad talking about it last night after dinner, they can't handle having a crazy kid anymore and are going to admit you to the fourth floor with all the other crazies!"
"Mommy and Daddy wouldn't say that. You're such a compulsive liar!"
"I bet you don't even know what a compulsive liar is!"
"Yes I do, I heard Aunt Lisa call Daddy one last week!"
"That doesn't mean you know what it is, that just means you can repeat something you hear, a parrot can do that. You're only as smart as a parrot, you parrot!"
"Yeah well if I'm a parrot that means that you're a rat!'
"Well you're a skunk."
"Cockroach!"
"Earthworm!"
"Cow!"
"Pig!"
"Snake!"
"Yeah….well, then you're a…. you're a… a… an ocelot!"
"A ocelot! That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Did our child really just call our other child an ocelot?" Cameron wondered aloud from where she lay in bed with her husband on a Saturday morning in a futile attempt to sleep in.
"Yes, I believe she did," House responded through a yawn. "That's it, no more Animal Planet for those two. And whoever first said that you should have more than one kid so they can keep each other company is full of crap."
"They don't always fight," she pointed out.
"Yeah, there was that time before Amy learned how to talk," House reminisced fondly.
"They're not that bad," Cameron said as she smacked him lightly on the shoulder.
"Yeah, they sleep once in a while too."
Cameron chuckled and shook her head, but didn't verbally contest his statement.
"I still want to how we even ended up with kids in the first place," House mused as draped an arm over his wife's waist and pulled her close. "I'm sure it was all your fault somehow."
"Of course it was dear," she retorted dryly as the screeches of their daughters continued to carry from the playroom. "One of us should really go stop them," she mentioned even as she pulled the blanket up underneath their chins.
"Eh, they'll work it out on their own," he dismissed, "or they'll kill each other. Either way we can get at least another twenty minutes of sleep."
"Sounds like a plan," she agreed closing her eyes.
"MOMMY!!!"
"Or not," Cameron sighed, as her moniker, along with the pitter patter of young feet trampling down the hallway towards the master bedroom forced those eyes back open as she sat up and swung her feet off the bed.
"Sounds like someone is being paged," House snorted, as he remained in bed and pulled the covers around him tighter to compensate for the loss of her warmth.
"DADDY!!!"
"Sounds like I'm not the only one," Cameron shot back triumphantly. "If I'm getting up you are too."
House groaned and admitted defeat as he too threw back the covers and sat up in bed. "And why haven't we sold them to the circus yet?" he asked as if it was something they had been considering for a long while.
"Because we love them?" she replied, wincing as she walked across the room to open the door that was presently being pounded on by tiny fists.
"Oh, that's right, at least that's what we keep telling ourselves…"
A/N So we have the introduction of child number two, another daughter by the name of Amy… expect to see her in future snapshots as well… so what do you all think?