Some things were just never meant to be heard

Lady Nefertiti

Summary: These are things that you wouldn't EVER hear from the cast of Inuyasha…

Chapter 1: Sesshomaru and Kagome…

-Sesshomaru-

1.) "Shit! My tails on fire!"

2.)" I'd rather live in a tree like Inuyasha, after all he's doing something right! He's got two girls chasing after him! "

3.)"You are so beautiful to me Kagome!"

4.) "Inuyasha do you want to be the Western lord instead of me?"

5.) "This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people stop the singing without knowing what it was and they'll continue singing forever just because…" (chases his tail running in circles)

6.) "I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug! And a kiss from me to you!" (jumps up and down)

7.) "But Director! I like Kagura better! Why can't she be with me?! I quit!"

8.) "My day job is baby-sitting children."

9.) "I LOVE rock-and-roll!"

10.) "I dig the cookie monster!"

11.) " I just wanna have fun!"

12.) (whiny voice) "but Mommy Inuyasha took my G-I-JOE toy!"

13.) " Peace man!"

14.) "Where's the love?"

15.) "Kagome! I love you Koi!"

16.) "What is 1+1?"

17.) "I wish I was a Hanyou..."

18.) " Guess what? I'm moving to New York! To dance for the prestigious school Julliard! And I get to wear tights?! Holy mother of…."

19.) " I'm changing my name to Shrek! "

20.) "Kagome I'm hiring you to be my 'personal' assistant and there's nothing you can do about it!"

21.) "If I only had a brain!" (runs into a wall by accident.) oops….

-Kagome-

1.) "Sesshomaru how come I can't have a sleepover at your house!?" (stomps away)

2.) "Sango kill Inuyasha with that bloody boomerang already! What have you been waiting for? He's a demon! Are you blind?!"

3.) " Ne Naraku? If I give you the Shikon will you get me together with Sesshomaru?"

4.) " Miroku what do you mean you're NOT a Hentai anymore and won't grope Sango even if your life depended on it?!"

5.) "Mark me you bloody demon!" (chases Sesshomaru with a rolling pin)

6.) " Say Kouga wanna play fetch? "

7.) " I hate you Inuyasha! I don't wanna search for a stone, look for it yourself!"

8.) "Why couldn't the Shikon come out of Sango's body and why couldn't she be the copy?"

9.) "WHEEE! I'm flying!" (steals Sesshomaru's cloud-thingy)

10.) "Miroku I'll bear your child! Yay! Huh? Hey Sesshomaru what do you mean you have a problem with that? You want me?"

'….'

11.) (Whispers) 'I'm a pole dancer in real life…..' "WTF? What do you mean you heard me Sesshomaru?" (runs away)

12.) "You Da' Dawg man!"

13.) "A-B-C-D-E-F-G…..Barney is my enemy…"

14.) "I do love a dog! And it's not Sesshomaru or Inuyasha! It's Clifford! Yeah the BIG-RED-DOG who comes on PBS…"

15.) "Die…"

16.) "Director! How come I'm the only one from the Inu-tachi group who wears skimpy clothing? Seriously….green is so out of fashion these days!"

17.) "I like em' real thick and juicy!"

18.) "Inuyasha? Stand up boy and do the hokey-pokey then turn yourself around and then sit your butt down!" (crash!)

19.) "The quilted quicker picker upper….."

20.) "I've got better things to do than go to school and search for shards! Yeah! And you know what that is? Sleeping with the enemy! Oh Sesshomaru! where are you sweetie-pie?"

21.) "Inuyasha how did you find out that I err….um….mated Sesshomaru?" (puts hand on her shoulder where the mark is…..)

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