Hallo! I wasn't very proud of my last chappie, and got me thinking that maybe I shoulda just left it at the 4th chappie. I was even getting ready to delete it. But cha wanna know wut?? I decided, screw it! i posted it, and Imma finish up wut I started!! And to answer one of my reviewers question, no, I do not have issues. I was just very bored and plus i was not in a good mood so i thought i'd make one of the characters suffer. So I chose Sasuke. Why? Because. It entertains meh.
Also, this is fer seriously the last chapter! And Im being totally fer serious this time!! I have no time to be messing with this story when I have two other stories to be working on!! So yeah, thank y'all fer reading. I hearts you all!!
Anyways, this chapter took me alittle longer than 5 minutes to come up with but it'll be good, I promise!! Now read. Do it. Do it now. Or its the Spinach Pit for yew!! XDD
But I'm Horny part VI
By Yaoi Obsession
X3 X3 X3
"...Oh! Good morning, Neji!"
"Sakura? Haven't seen you in a while. How are you?"
"Oh, I'm fine. Hey, I heard Shikamaru had to go to the hospital yesterday. What was that about?"
"He got a little carried away tree-humping. Bad case of splinters around the crotch area."
"Ouch."
"Tragic."
"So where's Naruto?"
"Setting up a creepy shrine to Sasuke in his closet. Stupid Sasuke...no one ever built a shrine of me to obsess over..."
"Whaddya mean? Why?"
"Sasuke died yesterday. Heh heh...score one for Hyuuga..."
"I died?"
"The hell?!! You're supposed to be dead!!"
"I am?"
"Yes!!"
"But then...this can only mean one thing..."
"If you say something retarded I am going to back-hand you."
"I'm a zombie!!! Freakin' sweet!!"
"(back-hands Sasuke) What did I just say, bitch?!!"
"Ooooo, bitch slapped!!"
"You're next, Sakura!"
"(OxO)"
"(bites Neji's arm)"
"AAAGHHH!!! WTF???"
"I shall devour your flesh!! ...Gross, you taste like broccolli. Imma go turn Naruto into a zombie now so we can have hot, sweaty, zombie sex..."
"Ewwww, I may be a hard-core yaoi fan, but that's gross. Zombies are gross."
"Your mom is gross Sakura."
"At least I can come up with better come-backs that doesn't involve one's mom and/or face."
"Touche, Sakura..."
"..."
"..."
"...You don't even know what that word means, do you?"
"Not a clue."
-Uchiha's House-
"Oh God, Sasuke!! Sob, how could you leave me??...Without cleaning my damn carpet!! Sob sob!"
"Lucy, I'm home!!"
"Go away, Kiba!! I'm not in the mood for your 'I know nothing' crap!! I just wanna be left ALONE to mourn and angst over how my carpet is never gonna get cleaned..."
"But...what about Sasuke??"
"Who?"
"(o.o)"
"...Oh...Oohh!!! Sasuke!!! Oh God, Sasuke, how could you leave me??? Sob sob cry angst!!"
"Yeah...normally, this would be the part where I say my infamous line of 'I know nothing'...but this is just messed up. Imma go rent some porno and masturbate 'til I pass out so...yeah...have fun angsting! (leaves)"
"Boo hoo, oh boo hoo hoo...boo hoo hoo boo hoo...gasp hiccup sob boo hoo..."
"..the hell are you doing?"
"I'm mourning over you, you jerk!! What does it look like...wait! Sasuke?? You're alive!!!"
"I am? Crap, I wanted to be a zombie..."
"But how? Your heart stopped and everything!"
"Oh yeah, my doctor said it's normal for my heart to stop when I'm asleep."
"So...you were sleeping the whole time? But...how'd you get your arms back?!"
"A true ninja is prepared for everything and always carries an extra pair of arms with him."
"I...didn't know that..."
"Neither did I."
"So...you're fine now?"
"Yep."
"Good, clean up my damn carpet!!!"
"Wha?? But-"
"And if the stains come out, we can have hot, sweaty, kinky zombie sex in that coffin you got on eBay."
"...where did you say that cleaning rag was again?"
-(Several agonizing carpet-cleaning hours later)-
"Ok...I'm not even going to ask..."
"Kiba, go away, I'm busy."
"Aw, to hell with it, I'll ask anyway. Sasuke, why are you covered in ketchup??"
"It's not ketchup...it's blood...hot, sexy, zombie blood."
"What are you saying?"
"I'm a zombie...having hot, sexy, zombie sex."
"You...a zombie...? That is absolutly...awesome beyond all reason..."
"Hell yeah..."
"Uuuuuuhhhhh...Sasssuke...your horny zombie partner is hungry...for your flesh...your big, hot, hard flesh..."
"Holy Jesus, I did not hear that..."
"Coming my sexy zombie whore...um...yeah...I gotta go..."
"I...I...(passes out)"
-End-
Yep. That's all. I'm finished. So...I hope you guys liked it. Thats all I really have to say for now. Later lovvies, stay tuned for my next upcoming stories. Be prepared for a very long wait tho, cuz the way things are going, they won't be up very soon...buh bye!!
Much Luvv,
YaoiObsession