Hey yo it's kelso(nickname my friends gave me). I decided to write a smallville clois story this time instead of those others.after last nights episoide(2/1/07). I donot own smallville or it's characters. but man do i wish. Like jim carrey said in ace ventura pet detective,Alrighty then! on with the story.(ps,im changing my username).might be a clana.

It was Valentines day and both Lois and clark were down on love. Jimmy and Chloe had decided to hook them to up at the 34th annual cupid's day party. Lois was the first to arrive with jimmy and Clark came with Chloe. They all went to find a secluded place and sat down to talk. After like five minutes,jimmy and chloe had gone leaving clark and lois alone at the back of the Talon. Soon lois said something.

"why do i get the feeling we've been set up?'' She asked

"because we have"clark said getting up from the table and leaving the talon.

Lois got up as well and started walking towards the nearest exit. she walked past a strange woman who was selling makeup and other stuff. She was dressed as a Gypsie.her hair long and black and her eyes green as grass.

"down on love?" she asked.her voice was soft and calm.

"i give up on love"lois said walking away.

"wait!"the Gypsie said."i have something that can cure you're unluckyness." she handed Lois some Red lipstick.

"Can this Really help me?''

The gypsie nodded. Lois put on the lipstick.

"how exactly is this thing work?"

"once on the first guy you see you will fall in love with."

Lois turned around from the mirror and the first guy she seen was clark.

"clark"she said.

The next day Lois showed up at the farm and went to barn to see clark. Clark was working hard and sweating so he took off his shitr and Lois nearly melted.

"Clark!" she called

Startled,clark dropped the stack of hay he was holding.

"lois"he said picking up the Hay.

"clark,i um made something for you." she walked over to clark and handed him a mixed CD.

"Thanks lois."clark said putting the CD aside.

"clark there's something i been trying to say to but could never find the words so i;m just gonna show you."

She grabbed clark by the hands and pulled him into a kiss.

With that kiss clark changed and someone appeared in clark that lois had never seen.Cal-el.

Clark and Lois started making out when Ms.Kent walked in.

"Clark!Lois!"she yelled."what is going on?"

"nothing but love"lois said.

"Mom, get lost!"

"clark!?" she looked into his eyes and saw them flash red."he must be infected with red Kryptonite"she thought.

Clark pushed past his mom dragging lois with him. They went to Oliver Queen's Offiice building.
"wow, still the same"lois said as she took off her jacket.when she threw it on the floor a peice of paper fell out. Clark piked it up. It said"you are cordially invited to the dinner cermony fo lex luthor and Lana lane"

Clark balled the paper up and threw it out the window.

"i can't belive they didn't invite me "

"well it's gonna be a stupid party anyway"

"nothing's a party till you crash it"

Clark and lois showed up at the Luthor's Mansion.

"Why didn't i get an invite?'' Clark asked

Lex stood up and ordered that clark get out now before he called secruity. Clark just merly laughed. This new side of clark Lana found very attractive.

"Clark,we should go really. do you wanna end up in prison?"

clark looked at lois and they left. Lana couldn't get over this new clark that she became obsessed.

"lex,"lana said."you don't mind if i go see clark to you know tell him to back off and leave us alone do you?"

Lex merely looked at lana as if she was crazy but said:

"go ahead but be careful"

"i will" she kissed him goodnight and went to bed.

Lana went to the Kent farm the next day to see clark.She went up to the tower were she and clark use to share kisses.

He was up there but not alone. She saw clark and Lois having a hot makeout session on the couch that her and clark once shared.

"excuse me"she said. Lois and clark cut off what they were doing and turned their attention to Lana.

"what do you wnat lane."clark asked.

"i just wanted to talk to you clark."

"im waiting"

"alone"

Clark looked over at lois telling her to leave. when she left lana sat down next to clark.

"okay lane,you wanted to talk so talk.i wanna get back to my hot girlfriend."

"you and her are dating?"

"That's what she thinks,so i go along with it.don't change the subject"

"okay,lex thinks that i'm here to talk to you about leaving us alone but that

is a lie. i NEED you clark." she took off her jacket and stradelled clark."after that little stunt you pulled last night i was in love clark." she kissed him. " clark,whatever you and lois is on i want in."

"you sure you want this lana?to tell what's on you're mind and just be plain o'l bad?"

"yeah i want it!"

Clark pulled lana off of him and got up. He went over to Lois's purse and pulled out the lipstick that Had the red Kryptonite in it and handed it to lana.

"this is what got you two like this? Red lipstick?"

"lana this lipstick has red kryptonite in it. it will make you just like us."

Lana put on the lipstick and in that instant she felt a change in her.

"i feel it clark" She said.

"Told You"

Lana jumped on clark and started kissing him.At that moment, lois walked in.

"okay,Lana you need to hurry...up. Clark"she said, tears coming down her eyes.

"Sorry lois,but clark loves me."lana said.

Lois looked over at clark, he just laughed.

"i can't belive the two of you.'' Lois said. she stormed out of the barn.

"Glad she's out of our lives"lana said.

"Lana, we can't be togeater unless you leave lex."

"done,but i want you to help me get rid of him because clark, "her voice dropped into a whisper.

"i know you're secret."

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So,what'd cha think? I know, i know, it was a clois but turned into a Clana. So if you know i get at least two good reveiws i'll write a chapter 2. :0 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB