WARNING! Not for Sasuke fangirls... you've been warned hahah!
Sasuke
Aah, an afternoon alone
in the place Itachi killed our family,
No Naruto, no stalker Sakura
How could it get any better than this?
Naruto
Hoy, Sasuke
Sasuke
Ugh, Naruto
Naruto
Hey Sasuke, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me in training this morning.
Kakashi was smiling at me and talking to me
Sasuke
That's very… sick
Naruto
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Sasuke
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
You go on patrol today?
Naruto
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Sasuke...
Sasuke
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about Kakashi being gay?
I'm trying to be emo –gets kuni-
Naruto
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Sasuke.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Sasuke
I don't want to talk about it,
Naruto! This conversation is over!!!
Naruto
Yeah, but...
Sasuke
OVER!!!
Naruto
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Sasuke
Naruto, please!
I am trying to be emo
-awkward pause- What?!
Naruto
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Sasuke
Ah, Naruto!
Naruto
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Sasuke
Naruto, I'm TRYIN TO BE EMO!
Naruto
YEAR AFTER YEAR
Sasuke
Naruto!
Naruto
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
Sasuke
Argh!
Naruto
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
Sasuke
What?
Naruto
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
Sasuke
No I wouldn't!
Naruto
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
Sasuke
-sweat drop-
Naruto
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH OROCHIMARU?
Sasuke
Naruto, that's GROSS!
Naruto
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
Sasuke
I am not listening!
Naruto
AND HERE I'D STAY,
Sasuke
La la la la la!
Naruto
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Sasuke
GAH!
Naruto
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
SASUKE, YES, IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
Sasuke
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
Naruto
If you were gay.
Sasuke
BAKA! DRAGON BLAST JUTSU!
I WAS JUST SAYING!
So... hope i didn't crush TOO many fangirls out there! lol!
Next one will be to Avenue Q's "The internet is for porn."