Rose: A comedy huh??
Rina: Yeppers, my weird lil brain is HYPER!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Rose hides in corner Eep!
Rina: Tyson/Hilary pairing... please enjoy!! again, no spellcheck, but didn't my best, review if kind enough!
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Tyson stomped into his bedroom room after yet ANOTHER fight with a certain bossy brunette and slammed the door behind him
That was it, his patiences was GONE! He couldn't deal with her anymore... It was time for revenge...
Flopping down on his bed, Tyson pulled a tiny box out from under it. Lifting off the lid, he reached inside an tugged out a folded up piece of paper from the bottom of the pile inside. Unfolding it, he smiled evilly. "Who ever said revenge was sweet didn't know the half of it.'
On the paper was the following.
Project 20: Twenty Ways To Get Renvenge on Hilary
One to be done every day, for twenty days straight:
1) Follow her around and poke her all day, call it 'revenge' for always waking you up early.
2) Pretend to scream your head off and tell her Halloween is still seven months away, don't be so eager to get into her costume.
3) Purch on the edge of her bed at 3:30 in the morning in your birthday suit and sing "The Lama Song" loudly... very loudly
4) Dress up as a banana and follow her around all day
5) Take her to a fancy restaurant then, stand on the table with a bowl of pasta on your head and scream "IIIII'M NOT WEARINGS PANTS TO-DAAAY!!"
6) Stare at her for a really, REALLY long time without blinking and when she asked 'What?' for the 50th time finally say 'I'm wearing new boxers wanna see?"
7) Mop the kitchen floor with muffin mix
8) Attach a string of pickles to the back of her skirt, and see how long it takes for her to notice it
9) Follow her around with a camera, clicking pics at random moments.
10) Place an angry Chihuahua in her purse where she keeps her money
11) Wear a whistle around your neck. Blow it directly in her ears if she says the words "it" or "Something"
12) Lick her ankles during the night.
13) Wait till you're in a busy crowd then yell loudly "NO HILARY! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY VIRGINITY!!"
14)Put a pile of Popsicle sticks in the middle of the floor, and stare at them while she's trying to study.
15) Walk in circles around her holding a random peanut and shout 'HIL PUT THE PEANUT IN THE PEANUT HOLE LAST NIGHT!'
16) Point at her and yell "FIG NEWTON!!" then run FAST. Do this every few minutes...
17) Put one of her bras on a stick and parade it around the yard yelling, "HIL'S GOT BIG ONES."
18) Walk up to her with a bottle of bleach, smile, and say, "Guess what HIl? I just washed all your clothes, Boy, are they white!"
19) Undress, wrap yourself in Christmas lights and shout "LOOK HIL!! I'M A LIGHTBULB!"
20) Glue kenny's blade inside her nose while she's sleeping
Thankfully, she was staying in the do-jo with the rest of the bladebreakerz while her parents were away on buisness in Austria. For once, Tyson was looking forward to her stay. It would definately be intertaining... to say the least.
He re-read the list and made a mental note to thank Hiro for the copy of "Revenge for Dummies" he's sent him for his birthday last year. Over time, he'd skimmed through it and plotted his revenge on Hilary.
At first, it had only been for his amusement and to burn off some steam so he didn't strangle the ruby eyed girl. But lately, it had been growing more promising and now...
Well... he just couldn't wait until tomorrow morning then...
Project 20 would be in full swing.
Payback was a bitch, as Hilary Keiko Tatibana was about to find out...
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Shot 'n sweet... but it's going to get good. I hope!!! LOL!!! I have some great ideas for this
reviews are always enjoyed!!
mucha LUB
Dong-Chun-Mei
This is for my Daddygirl81, I miss her stories something terrible... T.T