If gay erotica had taught him anything, it was that you needed to coax someone into bottoming for you.

Sasuke was slightly confused (not to mention slightly sore) about his new love-life. He wouldn't have called it a love-life himself but he was a little too prudish to call it a sex-life. Four blow-jobs and a screw didn't really count as much sex in any case. The fact that he'd spent an entire hour on his back was embarrassing enough. If he wanted to regain a semblance of dignity, he would have to alter the situation.

As any good Uchiha knows, you can't go wrong with a little reading. He'd spent his weekend raiding Sakura's library, without informing her of course, and listening to Kakashi's attempts at wooing Iruka-sensei. He had two extra days to come up with a strategy and break it up into sections. By Wednesday he was ready and Naruto came home.

Step One: Get your partner in the mood.

Sasuke started when he heard the door slam open. He arranged himself artfully on the sofa to the sound of wet sandals hitting the entryway. His face was arranged into a sultry smirk in time for Naruto to come hurtling into the room.

"Hey…" was as far as he got.

"Oh baby, I've missed you!" Naruto threw himself bodily at Sasuke, who have expressed annoyance at his drenched state (it was the principle of the thing) had he not been silenced with a snog. "We have to fuck, ng, now."

Step Two: Convince him that he wants to be the submissive partner.

It took all of ten seconds to get into the bedroom. Naruto shed his clothing as he went, tearing his soaked shirt in his haste. He also managed to shuck Sasuke's pants around his ankles and pull them both onto the mattress. Sasuke rolled on top and started to suck Naruto's neck, moving down towards his belly. The blonde ninja pulled him up by his hair, blue eyes electric.

"Blow me later," his whisker marks curved upwards as he smiled, "I want you to fuck me now."

Sasuke pretended that he hadn't whimpered.

"Hard."

Step Three: Take time to prepare your lover.

Sasuke managed to grab the lube even though Naruto was pinching his nipples at the time. He got the top open before it was wrenched from his hand. Naruto shoved his fingers into the slick and then into himself. He scissored rapidly and then wiped his hand over Sasuke's dick.

He pushed Sasuke onto his back and spread his legs around him. His left hand was braced against Sasuke's chest and his right was acting as a guide. His gorgeous, manic eyes scrunched when the tip of Sasuke's cock touched his asshole. He bumped against it lightly and Sasuke caterwauled.

"Don't fucking tease me," He was burning with lust. "God, fuck you, fuck me!"

Naruto grinned.

Step Four: Start out gently.

Then he slammed down all at once.

Sasuke pumped his hips as madly as his position would allow. He grabbed Naruto by the scruff of the neck and smashed their lips together. Naruto keened into the kiss and rocked faster. Sasuke became aware of mindless chatter long before he knew it was coming from him.

"Oh yes, oh God, you're so tight." Was about the standard fair.

Sasuke forgot himself in that wet heat. The muscled body above him spasmed, wrenching his orgasm from him and making him scream. He fell back and Naruto fell with him, panting and waiting for their blood to cool.

Step Five: Show affection after the act.

"Whew, I needed that." Naruto stretched his arms above his head and walked to the kitchen.

Sasuke just laid there. He didn't think he'd ever move again. He didn't think he wanted to move again.

"Do you want some waffles or something, I'm starved."

Then again…