Another day, another new fanfic
Kami decided to let Naruto into heaven by having one of her best to get him to take his one life. . .too bad the angel was the number one prankster in the afterlife and had plans for the little kid. Naruto and HAREM!!!
Don't own Naruto
"Talking"
'thinking'
Making an Uber point
"Demon Speech"
'demon thought'
Jutsu of mortals
Jutsu of Demons and Angels
'demon mind link with container'
Guardian Angel . . . Yeah Right
Chapter One: One Tricky Angel
Point of view from a winged creature
Heaven, Eden, Far-plane, Valhalla, and the soul society were just a few of the names this place is called so we'll call it the 'light-plane'. Now it isn't high above the clouds or anything like that, it's not some field of flowers with balls of lights floating around, nor is it some ancient form of Japan. Nope this place is in the center of ever dimension that the big gal ever created, it was made to look more like a very large village; houses and trees everywhere, no pollution causing machines, hell the only way you could tell this place was…whatever your religion wants to call it, were that everyone had some type of bird or holy reptile, and certain insects wings. Size, shape all vary when it came to who you were and how you lived your mortal life. Now color of them is a whole different story, the more good you do in your 'after' life, the whiter they are till full blown 'hurts to look at white' and when that happens you are literally allowed to go back to have a second chance at life. But, do bad and they turn darker and darker till pure black. . . then you go downstairs.
Now it's not a real bad place, just another version heaven except ranking is what creature you are; see when you go down the 'dark-plane' you become a creature and lose your wings. . . Unless you're like a bird or dragon or whatever. Summoning beasts are the highest, lowest rank is a demon which is a class in itself and is the highest there actually; makes it kind of confusing in the long run. But everyone is still cool with each other and are allowed up here to visits, heck I have a couple of demons as friends. Again the same rule applies down their for good deeds, except you just become a winged human again; but demon level is as low as it goes.
Course, I don't want to end up down there, but I don't want to go back to earth for another life, I had a good life and lived it to the fullest; besides it's fun to prank the shit out of everyone here, hence why I have light ash colored 'completely generic' angel wings that are about the size of me when folded. . .and that's big since I'm like six foot three. Oh I bet you're wondering who I am, well I am know as Ender, it's not my previous life's name, but that's a different story. And right now I'm pissed cause the big gal wants me and most of the high class 'angels' for something and one of my closest friends, who is a demon, has been missing for four years after she and the other kyu no Biju were somehow summoned into the mortal plane.
Back to the third point of view
Ender sighed as he walked down the dirt road, waving as he passed by a couple of girls with butterfly wings, whom giggled and waved back. Though he is the higher plane's biggest prankster, he was also one of the most kind and gentle soul in the place. . .plus being number two in the 'most eligible bachelor' list had its ups. The 'Most trickiest angel', as the magazines called him ((which he lived up to)), kept his short hair in a blue mess since he didn't comb it . . .cause it just wouldn't stay down. His gray eyes just held love and mischief in them and his smile on his baby fatless face just sent a blush through most of the teenage girls that saw. . .while just ticking off every single male since he knew it irked them when he got their girlfriend's attention. Being a prankster his body was built for speed with some above average strength; which gave him a nice six pack but no bulging mussels. Course you couldn't see it through loose red T-shirt and blue faded jeans so baggy, they were fives sizes too big for him; which also covered parts of his tan color cross-country training shoes ((great for all purpose shoes like work shoes, running, basket ball you name it; it's good for it)). So in a nut shell, Ender was the kind of person that all the teenage girls loved, pranksters look up to, and everyone else just tolerate or hold no bad thoughts about him.
Today Kei, more commonly known as Kami in Japan, wanted all the top angles in her office today. . . And it pissed off the number one prankster who was enjoying a nice nap after newest prank. . .switching all the signs of the hot springs of the male and female sides. 'Oh that fun hearing all the screams, some from the cause of pain' he thought to himself as he chuckled as he walked into the large and beautifully made tower. The whole thing was made out of mother of pearl and was a spiral, so it was either walk up the stairs or fly into the room and floor you wanted, so he spread his ash colored wings and took off straight to the top of the pearl building. "What could be so important about this meeting to have Kei-chan call up the best ones?" the jokester asked to no one as he flew up higher and higher till he finally reach the top, itself the most beautiful place in the entire afterlife.
Every time Ender comes up here he smiles as he feels at peace. At the very top stood four large statues of angelic women, their pearl wings catching the sun's light making them glow making the spread wings more angelic, each one it a different elegant pose that just took the prank angel's breathe away every time. In center was open room of Kei, he smiled and nose dived down and at the last second readjusts and lands perfectly on his feet, "Hey, am I late?" the brunette asked with a grin to the lady standing in the center. He smiled as he looked upon the face that created the universes. Her long green hair in a ponytail that dragged along the ground just as her light pink and white gown did, her blue eyes so deep that they were like oceans. Her body was built like every straight man's dream, her body proportioned just right in an hour glass-figure. "I heard you wanted the best ones, so why call me?" he joked at his own expense which got a chuckle from the other eight 'angels', however the Kami just frowned, and it scared the jokester to no end on how much sadness were held in her eyes. 'this it's good, usually I get at least a giggle from Kei-chan' Ender thought as he his mood suddenly became serious. . .which caused the others to stop chuckling and giggling, and got serious as well. Everyone knew that when Ender got serious, something big was happening. He had another side to him, a warrior side. The gray eyed winged man was a master of the tenshi jutsu, and his sword skills were no laughing matter either. "What's going down Kei-sama?" his tone changed from playful to dead calm.
Said goddess sighed as she closed her eyes, not wanting to say what she believe is the right choice. "I want one of you to go to the mortal plane…and retrieve and escort the soul of the container of the Kyuubi here." she said in a solemn tone. Immediately there was an up roar with the angels in her present; they knew what she meant. To lead a person to kill themselves and take their soul here. Usually when one kills themselves they go to the dark plain for a few thousand years, containers come straight to the light plain despite how they lived.
"How old is the container?" one female with large monarch wings asked, everyone was afraid of the answer for the question.
". . .four." Kei said silently, everyone was dead quiet. "His name is Uzumaki Naruto, I need one of you to go the Hidden Village in the Leaf. In that short amount of time. . .he has already been through far worse things that even hell has."
Ender turned to one male with pure white dove wings, "Haven't we've been there before Mandru." said person nodded as he looked into his friend/rival's gray eyes with his solid pearl color eyes. Mandru was a close friend to the prankster, his black hair going down to his shoulders gave him a girly look, which made him the top bachelor on the list mentioned earlier. Then an idea popped into the joking angel's mind which made him putt on his mischief smirk on his face 'heh heh, oh yeah. Best. Idea. Ever.' "I'll do it." the brown haired dude said with a straight face. The Kami nodded and turned to the side; with a wave of her hand a bright blue portal opened up and Ender simply walked through. . .but not before showing the group his grin which lead them to believe he had something else in mind.
Ender yawned and stretched out his arms and wings as he walked the crowed night street of Kohona and walked through several pedestrians and ninjas, sending chills up their spines. Angels and demons, when in the mortal plane were invisible and unable to be held or touched by every living thing unless they have an earthly chakra or earthly spiritual energy to create a corporeal body. But in the state that h was in now he could influence peoples decisions to some extent and/or make them feel like someone just walked over their grave by passing parts of his bodies through them. Right now he was plain pissed…no scratch that, he was extremely pissed off at the people that he had passed through to learn exactly how bad the poor kid was treated. The poor soul was already living a lone and given a beating everyday if he wasn't careful 'This plan is just getting better and better' he thought with malice as he finally reached the 'demon's den' he glanced over the dump of an apartment building and just looked even more pissed "Time to get to work." he said as he opened up his ash colored wings and with one flap, reach the designated window of Naruto's 'home'.
In the run down apartment, a little blonde haired boy was huddled one of the far corners in his home. The wallpaper was torn with messages written on them about how he was a demon and should be dead. None of his furniture was left unusable at all and all the windows broken. . .just another birthday for him. And like every year, he cried out his little eyes as he tried to figure out what he did to deserve such hate. "You did nothing wrong, it's those a- ..umm…jacka-…no…pooh-pooh heads of villagers who are the demons." A voice spoke. The blue eyed boy grew scared and frantically looked to see who was talking, only to see no one. . .but Ender saw him all to well and it just broke his anger limits. The kid was suffering from malnutrition at such a level the angel would have thrown up the launch he had. . .which he did. His clothes were filthy and torn to an extant that they were just ribbons. His blonde hair matted with filth and dried blood, but his face. . .Ender went into tears for the first time in a hundred years in anger and sadness. The blue deep blue eye's of the child were dead and held no hope at all. And his cheeks…The angel knew that three whisker marks on each cheek were scars made by a special ink that could never be remove, just like birthmarks. "Don't worry, I'm a friend." The brunette manage to croak out as he started to pull some of the kids chakra to make himself visible. What Naruto whispered out would stay with Ender for eternity.
"p-please, I-I'm s-sorry. I-I-I didn't mean t-t-to do w-w-whatever I did." the child whisper out as he tried to move further back when he saw a person phase into sight in the middle of his apartment. He closed his eyes and waited for the beating to begin. . . But it never came. Instead he felt something warm wrap itself around and held him off the ground. He opened his eyes to find himself in the arms of the man. . .he was hugging him.
"No, you are the victim here Naruto, I promise. . No SWEAR to you that you're never going to be alone anymore." Ender said soothingly to the poor child as he felt himself cry. After the words finally sunk in the boy, he cried into the man's chest as he let out all the pent up emotions he had. After a good fifteen minutes the crying stop and the angel set the child down and smiled down at him. Then it finally hit Naruto.
"Hey. . .why do you have wings?" the curious child ask, earning a chuckle from Ender as he ruffled his hair and bent down to his eye level.
"Simple, I'm what you might call an angel, and the Kami gave me a mission personally that dealt with you." he said, it shocked the boy that god himself had someone come to him. "You see. . .you're a very special boy, you hold in your belly," he stated as he pointed to Naruto's little stomach, "A demon friend of mine. Her name is Kyuubi." At this the little boy went wide eyed as he finally figured out why he was hated. "You are NOT her Naruto!" The angel shouted, as if knowing what he was thinking. "The Fourth had to seal her. Someone summoned her into your plain and I guess screwed up since I know she wouldn't go on a rampage like that." The little boy gave him a curious look, and again it was like Ender read his mind "The afterlife is nothing like you've learned it is." and with that went on explaining about how the afterlife worked. ((too damn lazy to rewrite all that)). "Now then the reason why I'm here 'time to put the plan into action' is to give you a choice."
"A…choice?" a short blonde asked, a little bit nervous since it could be a trick just like the other times.
"Yes, now since you are a container, your place in the light plain is set in stone, no matter deeds you do, you'd go straight there. Kei-chan however, was deeply sadden by the way such a young child was treated. . .so she wanted the best to come and convince you take your life," the little boy gasped and started to shake in fear, "but that's the easy way out. I'm giving you a second option. . .does anyone in this place care about you?"
Naruto thought for a minute, "um…the old man with the funny hat comes to check on me, they call him…ummm toekage and everyone seems to like him, so I want to be then next toekage! Then everyone would like me." he finished the life in his eyes back a bit. Ender laughed at how the kid called hokage 'tokage'.
"It's (snickers) hokage kid, okay then here's my deal. I'll help you reach your dream Naruto." he said as he smiled at the kid who was in awe. "I'll be your guardian angel and sensei, and soon you just won't be hokage, but the best one there is!" he finished pump his fist in the air. He smiled as he saw the boy's eyes holding joy and hope. He then held out his hand, "All you have to do, is shake my hand; and I'll show you the path to hokage. But know this, it will be a hard and long journey to reach it. You'll have the world against you. But if you get pass that, you'll make it." he finished with smile as he watched what the boy would do next.
Naruto thought about what his new friend just told him. He could either kill himself and live happily in the next life, or he could shakes his hand and travel the hard path to becoming hokage and show them all that he could do it, and that he wasn't the demon that was sealed in him. He looked at the angel, determination and strength held in them and quickly shook the man's hand, "Let's do it." he said in a voice that showed no regret in his choice.
The gray eyed angel grinned and tightened his grip on the boy's hand "Hold on tight, this will hurt a bit." was the only warning he gave as Naruto ground his teeth in pain to keep from screaming. It felt like his body was being set on fire and electrocuted at the same time, a white aura appeared around the two and slowly expand. As soon as all this happened, it stopped and the Uzumaki tore away his hand and looked at the palm, and found a mark on it in the form of a black kanji for guarded. He looked at his new angel friend who dispelled the chakra he took and disappeared, except for the blonde who saw him in a translucent state. "The mark shows that you have a guardian angel. It allows you to see me and the mark on your hand when I'm in this state and only you can hear me as well, so I suggest you don't talk to me too much unless you want to be locked up," he then grinned, "and I also gave you a bloodline and a bloodline limit." he chuckled at the shocked look in his new watch had on his face.
"H-h-how did you do that?!!" The blue eyed kid stuttered out which just made the angel laugh.
"Well how do you think bloodlines and blood limits came to be, they are gifts from angels or demons. Or the result of a child born by the union of human with an angel or demon. You have two examples right here in your home. But anyways I'll give you the download on your newest upgrade. Your bloodline will allow you to see chakra every person and living thing gives off; I'll train you how to tell one chakra from another later. Next I put a little of my tenshi chakra, your body will soon take that small amount and learn how to make it itself and in a few years you'll be the only person to be able to do tenshi jutsu. Now your limit I am proud to say is my best work since the prank I pulled just a few hours ago, oh and I will teach you to do pranks (wink) gotta get back the villages some how right?" he grinned as Naruto laughed so hard he fell on his back kicking his legs in the air, "and if you pull of a great prank, each time I'll teach you a powerful tenshi jutsu. But back to your limit, most bloodline and limits focus on one area of the body. Not mine (grins) I have it work with your whole body when activated, first your eyes will make everything slow down to you, the high your control and chakra level, the slower they seem. Next your body will be able the high speed you will create when you enter the state along with being able to put a hole through a wall will a punch with no force. And finally and my most favorite part is that you're grant angel perks, meaning flight and raw chakra beams. Plus if you push your chakra into the mark on your hand it'll allow me to become solid from where ever I'm at, but it'll also make the mark visible to everyone so I suggest you get a glove for your hand. It'll be kind of like a summoning contract with me and I'll follow your commands until you pull the chakra back to yourself." at this point held to keep himself from somehow dieing from laughing as he saw the boy's jaw on the ground and let loose the fart he was holding in. "But it won't activate anytime soon. But now it's time to talk about how my job will work."
Shaking the shock off Naruto looked at his newest, bestest, and only friend he had, "what do you mean, you train and protect me." he said like it was the most common thing in the world.
"Sorry but it's not that clear cut, never is. Since you're going to be a ninja I'll only be able to protect when you're not on a mission when you don't summon me. And even then I wouldn't be able to go full out unless I want to lose my wings. As a ninja you'll put your life on the line when taking on a mission. However when you're not on one I will protect you from any attack that is thrown at you. Your limit has it's draw back as well; you can only keep up that form for 10 minutes at a time before you have to 'recharge' for about two hours. Do you understand?" his tone a bit serious due to the fact that there were other reasons why he gave the kid so much power, but Naruto didn't have to learn why. After he received a nod he smiled. "Good, and for the final rules. One, You must never show or tell anyone of your bloodline and blood limit. Two, you are to fail the academy twice before finally passing it, but at the bottom of the class; that way you'll have the edge. And Finally, you'll need to get a harem."
"What's a harem?" the innocent child asked putting a finger in his mouth ((A/N: SO CUTE))
"Something you'll learn about when you're a bit older, now then." He looked around and saw that the only thing usable to sleep on was the couch which seemed to only lost its legs. "Time for the next hokage to get some sleep, tomorrow we go to the old fart and talk about getting you some money and a new, more secret place to live." he said as he smiled when he saw the boy nod as he yawn and made his way to the couch, and soon enough was happily dreaming. 'Rest Naruto, I'll watch over you and protect you. You're no longer alone. In fact, you'll have the whole light plain on your side when I'm done.' the angel thought as he sat on the ground in front of couch, starting his guard duty on the child that would be hokage.
Back in the light plain, Kei-chan and the rest of the great nine were smiling and the Kami simply summed up what she and the rest of the group was thinking after seeing what Ender had done, "That trickster planned this from the very start."
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