A collection of one-shots, using the Naruto anime/manga as my guinea pig, depicting the actual laws in effect. A full collection of the full 100 Anime laws can be found through a link on my name.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the 100 Anime Laws. If, at any point, the owner of the 100 Anime Laws would like me to take this down, I will comply without reluctance.

"Naruto, get down!"

Sakura's voice was drowned out by the sounds of explosions in the far off distance. Naruto, being the excellent ninja that he is, didn't notice the extremely large rock go hurtling towards him. Only noticing it at the last second, Naruto went flying when the object went crashing into his face.

"Damn. The only way I can defeat this guy is if I use my kage bunshin!"

A silence covered the desolate area until Sakura ran up to him and placed a hand on his bleeding face.

"How will your kage bunshin work in this situation?"

Naruto looked at her quizzically then scoffed at her stupidity. "I haven't got that far yet in thinking Sakura-chan. I have to use it though--since that's all I can really do!"

Naruto stood up and summoned his shadow clones. The evil enemy simply threw four kunai in his direction and the clones were destroyed.

"..."

"Damn!" Naruto yelled. "Now for the next useful attack." Naruto summoned another shadow clone and watched as it gathered chakra into his hand. With a loud battle cry and a thrust of his arm, Naruto set off into the air.

In mid-air Naruto yelled, "Why isn't time stopping! Where's the slow-mo? I'm using Rasengan. "

Sakura sighed. "Idiot! It's not cool or impressive anymore for fans..unless they're English since it hasn't gotten very far."

"Damn." Without the time factor in his battle plan, Naruto never made it to the evil enemy. Instead, his body fell half way there into a pile of soil (since characters never die by falling from extremely high altitudes.)