A/N: My school's doing Joseph, and I can't stand the lyrics, so I decided to write a parody, "with a little help from my friends." Please please please read and review!

Proudly Presenting…

Jose and his Super-Fantastic Black and White Checkered Long Johns!

Narrator (a pyromaniac):

Some folks dream of the fires they'll set

Some of the flammable fluids they've met

Some folks just wait for things to burn

Others- that's not their concern

But burning things is good for your soul

Oh, believe me, trust me, I know

Just take a match to a piece of wood

Then you will be burning for good

Be a pyromaniac!

You'll love burning- that's a fact

If you want to use a flamethrower, then you can

You'll get more then a tan

The wood that I torch

Will make up more than a porch

In the format of a grand old bonfire

The burns won't be to dire

A/N: Your subliminal voice is telling you to review…