Chapter 6: A little tour around Karakura City.

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Two odd looking individuals walked down out of the plane, one was a scary guy that had a spiky hair with bells attached at its every point while the other was a pink haired girl that is sittings along the broad shoulders of the tall guy. She had a seemingly innocent look akin to angels living in the heavens while the other seems like a demon that came out of hell.

"Man, what a booring ride that was!" Cursed by the taller guy.

"But Kenchan, they have some yummy sweets!" Yachiru cheerfully replied.

"Hah! Some sweet that was, it was sugar free, bullshit!" Kempachi retorted, grabbing their baggage while stepping out of the airport. "And that flight attendant is eyeing me as if I'm a crazy highjacker! I wish killing is legal." He added as an afterthought.

"Maybe she got a thing on you Kenchan!"

The darker guy snorted. "I'm not that desperate."

"Yay! Kenchan's a stud." The energetic girl said with a childish grin. "Anyway, at least we finally arrive at Kabakura City!"

"Kabakura city?" The dark-haired assassin asked with an idle tone of voice. "I thought it was called Kamakuro City?"

"Huh? I thought Hair-chan called it Kazakume City?"

Zaraki evilly smirked. "Ah to hell with that hairclip wearin' freak, as long as were in a place that start with a K that's good enough for me."

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"Aah-choo!" Byakuya sneezed in a cat-like manner, grabbing a neatly folded handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his lips elegantly.

Several stares and glares coming from the board of members were thrown at the face of the almighty Kuchiki Baykuya.

They were a hive a private meeting when he suddenly sneezed, broking the tension within the air.

"You sure are popular commander," His red-haired bodyguard commented. "Bless you."

One dark colored eyebrow rose. "Huh?" Byakuya muttered lamely.

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Several hours had passed. Needles to say, any ordinary person would have grown tired of walking and just hire a cab.

But due to Zaraki's…weird look, no taxi driver even dared to stop at them. Hell some even broke their speed limits just to get away from those two. So even if their feet's were cramped and their whole body is covered with sweat and shaking due to over fatigue, they still continue walking. What else is their choice, if you're in their position what will you choose, stand under the blazing heat of the sun and practically become fried human? Or walk in the middle of nowhere and become fried human a little while later?

Okay, maybe the proposition isn't that much appealing, but at least they get a chance to tour the place…

"Ken-chan…I'm hungry." Nagged by a worn out girl that is sweating hysterically. "Can we at least stop and eat? My stomach is growling…"

"Argh! Fine, we'll go to that burger stand and eat something, good enough for you?" He replied dryly, walking slowly towards a fast-food restaurant.

At the moment, the owner heard the doorbell chime and saw a two 'hoodlums' walk in. A single idea instantly crept into his mind…

'I'm screwed…'

He was about to call the police when the taller guy muttered something in a dark voice that can even make a brightly sunny day become catastrophic or even worse.

"You, we need that, that and that and make it quick!" Zaraki ordered, pointing at a different variety of food but the owner was too scared to react that he only kneeled and muttered, "P-P-Please d-don't kill me, I'm too young to d-die, you can get anything you w-want just d-don't k-k-kill me p-please." He gutlessly pleaded kneeling in front of a bemused Zaraki Kempachi.

"Huuh? Well, okay then we'll get anything that we want…" Zaraki thoughtlessly replied, tapping his chin to think of a good meal.

"Kamikure city sure is nice!" Yachiru complemented, interrupting his train of thought. "They give free foods even on strangers and it's eat all you can buffet!"

Soon after, the duo grabbed everything that they can hold of, from the juicy tender looking crispy fried chicken down to the last smallest piece of soggy French frieze, they have snatched it all and devourer the food in a matter of minutes. Zaraki and Yachiru were about to go to the counter when they heard an earsplitting sirens and gunshots from the outside.

"Freeze! You have no where to go you hoodlums, we've got you surrounded!" Shouted by a police holding a gun, judging by the badges in his clothes it is apparent that he is the chief within the district. "Put you hand up and surrender peacefully!" he ordered with a shaken voice.

The tall scary and for some reason handsome Kempachi smirked…a very sinister one. "Well. well well, I didn't know Kazikiro city has some special entertainment for tourist" He half seriously joked, grabbing a protracted sword from his back. "I knew there's a catch when that lame-ass panzee let us eat for free…oh well, what's done is done, besides, a mass massacre is best after a good meal…" He stated, licking his mouth like a hungry wolf ready to disembowel its prey. "Masamune (referring to his sword) is hungry also so I'm gonna make it quick."

"Here we go again…" The infant in his shoulder sighed, pouting at how immature his partner was. "If hairchan or Grampa moustache somehow knows about this, we're gonna be grounded for killing again Kenchan."

Zaraki's smirked grew even more as he leaped to the throng of police at front. "Don't worry too much, I'm sure those necktie-wearin' fools won't know about this!"

"You sure love killing do you, Kenchan?" The pink haired girl dryly asked as five police were already butchered in a matter of seconds.

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"Ah-choo!" Byakuya sneezed once more, getting irritated by constantly sneezing within a small amount of time.

However, it was surprising when the elder Genryuusai-sama sneezed as well. Moreover, the timing was perfectly in synch when Byakuya sneezed. "My My, we're getting famous aren't we Kuchiki-san…" Yama-jii partially laughed at his comment.

'Crazy rich bastards with low metabolism…' Renji cursed under his breath.

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"Well, that's all what I need! A good genocide to properly digest what I've ate…" Said by a contented Kempachi.

In front of them was an amazing scene, quite a lot of carcass of police and law enforcers are brutally butchered along the streets. Several heads cut off from their respective bodies, dozens arms and legs sliced, hell, some bodies were even slashed neatly into the middle.

But as an old saying goes, whenever there's a smoke, fire is always nearby….

"Umm, Kenchan, what are we gonna do about that?" Yachiru naively gulped, pointing at the hoards of tanks and helicopters that are moving rapidly towards them.

The impenetrable Zaraki turned his head then smirked. "Hmmm, they've pull out the big guns eh?" He stated while gesturing a posture akin to a feudal bushido. "Well, I'm finished with the appetizer, so let's start the main dish!"

"Kenchan!! Even with our powers combine, we cannot fight that many cars and plane!" The cherry-haired girl reasoned, slamming a hand on Zaraki's left cheek. "Unless we release our Regalia."

"Quit whining, we won't know unless we—" That's all he can mutter coz a tank swiftly blasted a devastating shell towards their location. Smokes and smolders filled the area, and when the pilot of the tank was about to get out of his vehicle, a semi-invisible golden sonic wave slashed it into two causing it to explode dramatically.

"Man that was a cheap shot…" Zaraki seriously muttered, placing his long sword at his shoulder. "Now I'm pissed."

"Zaraki Kempachi, I your commanding officer hereby give you permission to draw out level one of Regalia of fire." Yachiru seriously commanded, eyes even more darkening than the taller guy. "Any problems whatsoever will be my responsibilities."

"Ready whenever you are…" He replied not bothering to look at his commanding officer.

"Okay…" Yachiru whispered as she closed her eyes and started mediate. "From the eternal bowels of the abyss, I call upon the deities of Tartarus to seek thy protection, I call upon the Prince of Pandemonium, ruler of the entity of fire, Give us power to burn and obliterate everything into oblivion!" She stated like a mantra.

When Kempachi raised his Masamune, an ominous light instantly illuminated the sword. The light was so colossal that it almost reached the skies and people around a forty mile radius abruptly stopped when they gasped at the beam of light emitted high above the firmament.

"Hehehe, It's been awhile since I did this…" Zaraki muttered as he held a burning sword that is long enough to reach the clouds. "Last time I remember, I almost sliced Mt. Fuji in two…"

"Let's just end it quickly Kenchan…"

"Hmph! You're no fun…" The spike-haired assassin said with a idle voice. He tightened his grip on the monstrous blade and began to gradually descend the sword from the sky causing jet fighters and armored helicopters to crash and burn down to the ground. When Zaraki's kick-ass sword hits ground zero, every tank, armored vehicles and police cars along the area blew up to smithereens.

BAAM!!

Chaos and destruction was everywhere as blood drenched the streets and unaided cries echoes thru the air. Mutilated bodies and scrapped metals can be seen everywhere as two eccentric individuals standing tall among the animosity and devastation.

The pink-haired infant blinked twice. "Sooo, we sure screwed up Karakupo city huh, Kenchan…" Yachiru commented while sating blankly at the desolation that they started.

"Yeah…totally."

"So, where are we going now?" She asked as they walk straight at the wiped out streets of 'Karakupo' city.

"How about we go to that island where that huge kick-ass female statue is standing?" Zaraki pointed at the place where a massive statue wearing a toga holding a torch and a book was standing tall in which symbolizes 'liberty' and independence.

"Hey Kenchan, I thought citizens of Karakuma city speak Japanese not English…"

"Who cares as long as were in Kalagara city…"

And with that, the duo started to walk straight towards the marvel with the dawning sun behind its grace while arguing about the real name of the place.

To be…Continued?

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A/N: finally, chapter six, it's not as long and hilarious as my previous chapters but sill an update so to speak. The plot starting to move, though I promise you laughter and humor can still be ensured even at the most serious situations. For all of the people who reviewed and still reading my eccentric fiction up to this point, I thank you all for your time!

Yachiru maybe a little OOC but when you think about it, she became serious whenever it's needed like in the concluding battle between Ichigo and Zaraki when a courier suddenly arrived.

If you review who knows maybe I'll update faster, I'll check if I can stretch my schedule.