You asked for it...

It has come...

Are you ready...?

I hope so!

Yes, this is the sequel, but I kinda mixed it up just a little bit...

You see, I had part of this done, but then I was watching NCIS, and I got to thinking, "Wow, I bet Danny could have really put Tony (the Italian that reminds me of Danny, but Danny is so hotter!!) in his place."

Later on, I got to thinking, "Wow, what if Abby and Kate were the reasons Lindsay and Jennifer got their tattoos?"

Then I got to thinking, "Wow, what if Mac and Gibbs, aka the two Marines, teamed up?"

And then, "WHOA! What would the WORLD do if Sid and Ducky teamed up?"

And then I just said, "To heck with it, I'm changing the whole thing!"

So this is a crossover with NCIS, so you might want to read a couple NCIS fanfics or watch season one or two, (NOT three, cause Kate was only in one and two) so you can get caught up.

(P.S.: I decided to stick with country songs. (hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!) There might be some movie quotes, not sure yet)

DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE, NOTHING IS, WAS, OR EVER WILL BE...(ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING CARMINE OR MICHEAL!!!) ... (I WANT DANNY!) :crying in little cornor:

Okay now I'm just stalling...

So with out further babbiling...I present:

STUPID BOY

ITALIANS AND PROFILERS

"God this day is slower than…" Danny Messer stopped his sentence. He and Lindsay Monroe were walking to their crime scene in an alley. "You know, I can't even think of what this is slower than!"

"Molasses in January?" Lindsay tried and Danny sent her a raised eyebrows look. "That's what my dad always said when my mom drove the car." She shook her head. "Terrible backseat driver."

"I now know where you get it from." Danny replied. Lindsay responded with an elbow in the gut.

Don Flack approached the two CSI's. "Come on you two, I thought you agreed to keep this out of your work."

"Oh like you and Jennifer?" Danny teased and Lindsay stifled a laugh.

"Two things; one, we are not dating, and two, don't you guys have something to do like say, process?" Flack asked and pointed them to the crime scene. Some people were crossing under the tape.

"Who are they?" Danny asked.

"Your body is a young petty officer." Flack smiled at Lindsay. "There's a crossing of jurisdiction lines."

"Are you trying to tell me that those people are…"

"'Fraid so." Flack smirked at Lindsay shook her head and walked towards the scene.

"I am so missing something here." Danny said as he watched his girlfriend walk away.

"Come on and you'll see everything." Flack motioned for them to follow her.

Lindsay walked up behind one of the guys working the scene. His brown hair was sticking out of the back of his ball cap, and the girl working with him was yelling at him.

"I don't see why you can't take this seriously." She was telling him. She looked up and saw Lindsay walking behind him. Lindsay motioned for her to be quiet.

"Well if I did, where would be the fun…" he was cut short by Lindsay whacking him over the back of his head. "Ouch!" he yelled, causing the other guy working to look up. "Gibbs, I haven't done anything…" he turned around and saw Lindsay.

"Dinozzo do I look like Gibbs?" she asked with a smile.

"I would hope not, because that would be an insult on me." A man with silver hair carrying a coffee cup walked up behind the group.

"Hey Gibbs, missed me?" Lindsay asked with a smile.

"Not really, but everyone else did." Gibbs tried to say it with a safe face, but Lindsay could see the smile tugging on his lips. "You working in the Big Apple?"

"I see that so are you." She replied. "I'd like you to meet some of my co-workers, Danny Messer and Detective Don Flack." She motioned to the guys to come up and join the rest. "Danny and Flack, these are the people I used to work with, NCIS."

"Nice to meet you." Danny's accent held in thick while he shook Gibbs's hand.

"Both of you too." Gibbs shook both of their hands. "Where's your boss?" he asked Lindsay.

"Back at the lab closing a case." Lindsay replied.

"Think you guys can handle a crime scene by yourself?"

"Incase you don't recall, I've done quiet well in the past." She replied with a smirk.

Gibbs nodded. "Alright then, Tony and Kate, sketch, McGee go interview the witnesses with Detective Flack over here."

"Yes boss." Tim McGee, the youngest of the group got up and followed Flack out into the parking lot.

"He was a football player wasn't he?" Tony asked Danny.

"I think so."

Tony sighed. "Probie's gonna get eaten alive." Gibbs hit him over the back of the head. "I got it! Back to work!"

Gibbs turned back to Lindsay and Danny. "Collect evidence, bring back to the lab, photos, all that jazz."

He turned to walk away.

"Hey Gibbs, is Abby here too?" Lindsay called.

He answered without turning around. "And Ducky and Palmer too!"

"Come on Montana, let's get to work." Danny nodded towards the body. "Those head-slaps look abusive."

"You have no idea." Tony replied.

GIRLS

Kate nodded for Lindsay to come and join her. "Montana?" she asked. "Are you two…?"

"Kate, I've only been talking to you for about five minutes and you've already gone profiler on me?"

Kate shrugged. "It's a gift."

"What about you and Tony?" Lindsay smirked as Kate blushed.

"Back to the case?"

"Oh yeah."

BOYS

"Dinozzo…that's Italian right?" Danny asked as he took a picture of the dead body's hand.

"Yep." Tony responded with a friendly smile.

"Alright, you and your girlfriend over there have to come over for supper sometime." He pointed at Kate and Lindsay.

Tony looked up and smiled at Danny. "You treating her okay?" he nodded towards Lindsay.

"Yep."

"Alright, you are ok in my book."

BOTH

Lindsay and Kate and Danny and Tony all started to laugh. They looked across the alley towards the others and stopped, but each had a secret smile on their face.

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